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What's the joke about a girlfriend in a bad mood?
1. I want to eat when I get angry. You get fat when you eat, and you get angry when you get fat.

Second, the highest level of boredom, turn on the computer, press the phone, watch TV, and want to do homework.

If life deceives you today, don't be sad or cry, because life will continue to deceive you tomorrow. In the dead of night, I think of that sentence: the soul is supported by grievances.

Fourth, I am not as perfect and strong as you think. Money and beauty are enough to conquer me!

5. Finding someone to pay back the money is like unrequited love, and you will always feel embarrassed when you say it. When you get up the courage to say it, it becomes like confession. Maybe you don't even have friends!

6. Some people say: "Men have money, and there are Pan Jinlian everywhere; When women chat on WeChat, there will always be Ximen Qing! This sentence still makes sense in today's society.

Seven, just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I was blind.

Eight, I want to be a stinky tofu-like man, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

9. A man was worried that his home would be stolen when he was on vacation, so he put 200 yuan on the living room table and left a note for the thief: Don't bother, I can't find any money in our home, let alone you. Here's your change for 200 yuan. Next door, their family is the director of a bureau, and they dare not report the case if they have money. When he came back from vacation, he found that the money on the table had become 20000! On the back of the note he left for the thief was written: "Please accept your information fee".

Ten, time is the knife to kill the pig, it is said to the handsome people, and there is nothing time can do for the ugly people.