Nurses' Day Sketch (1) Time: Valentine's Day 2006
Character: Zhang
Nurse Wei
Nurse Xiao Li
Patient a
Layout: two beds, a table and a screen.
Main text:
[Zhang wears a mask and sunglasses, holds medical records and medicines in his hand, and sneezes while walking.
Zhang: (shouting behind him) Is it 2 1 1 ward? Thank you, doctor (takes off his mask). Well, my friends, why do you think I did this? Recently, I talked about a girlfriend named Wei, who is a nurse in this hospital. She is all right except that she is too busy. No, today, she turned me down for work reasons. Well, I don't believe this nurse can go to heaven one day. So, I made a sacrifice these two days, and I froze myself out with a bad cold, so I could go and see her and let her take good care of me. Comrades, am I great enough? I'm asking you, am I great? Thank you? (Walking into the ward, seeing Wei, putting on a mask)
Wei: Did you get an injection, sir?
Zhang: Yes, yes, this is the medical record.
Zhang: (turning to communicate with the audience) Hey, hey, what's the matter? Isn't my daughter-in-law beautiful? Hahahaha?
Wei: Xiao Li, this gentleman has a fever and needs an infusion bag or bottle! (handed over the medical record)
Xiao Li: Come on, you lie here and I'll give you an injection. (Insert the needle skillfully)
Zhang: OK, OK (looking at the nurse at work) Your job is not easy. I have a friend who is a nurse and works overtime all day. Very tired. By the way, I heard that they used to practice self-mutilation every day when they were studying, right?
Xiao Li: Self-mutilation?
Zhang: I just stick a hole in my arm every day. I hit it like pork with water. Do you think it's self-harm
Xiao Li: What? (Out)
Wei: That's the accuracy of practicing needles. Otherwise, how can I give the patient a needle?
Zhang: Yes, but some nurses are unprofessional. I used to go to a small clinic for an injection, and a little nurse was still shaking with the needle. I saw her shaking. I shook when I was nervous, and it broke down!
Wei: What's wrong?
Zhang: (crying) She broke the needle!
Wei: God, that's so unprofessional. You must go to a regular hospital next time you see a doctor.
Zhang: Right, right, right.
Patient: Nurse, I want to go to the toilet.
Wei: I'm coming.
Zhang: (to the audience) Huh? How can this nurse take care of people going to the toilet? How can a girl's family mind such a business! Oh, what a pity. I mean, he's busy in the hospital all day, right? It turned out to be all these useless things. Oh, what a pity (patting the bed)
W: (Seeing the soldiers patting the hospital bed) What's the matter with you?
Zhang: Oh, I'm checking whether the bed is strong or not. What brand is it?
Wei: (laughs) I don't know yet, but don't worry, I won't leave you.
Patient: Nurse, please come here. Why do you think I need to drink water after going to the toilet? Please pour me a glass of water. You'd better add some sugar if it's warm.
Wei: Wait a minute.
Zhang: (whispering to the patient) Do you think you still have a lot to do?
Patient: I'm in the hospital. It is natural for them to take care of me. What does it have to do with you?
Zhang: What does it matter? That's my girlfriend, not your nanny.
Patient: I don't care who your girlfriend is, I only know that the nurse who takes care of me is Wei.
Zhang: Hey! Are you still pouting?
W: (Pushing the door in)
Wei: What's wrong?
Patient: Wei, this gentleman said you were his?
(Zhang hurriedly interrupts)
Zhang: Ah, I said, Nurse your is really careful, considerate and tireless. Even in the face of patients' numerous demands, I have no regrets, so dedicated!
Wei: Thank you! Actually, it's not as great as you say. If only everyone understood nurses as you do!
Zhang: Who doesn't understand, your boyfriend?
Wei: Including him.
Zhang: What, does he think you always have no time to spend with him?
Wei: How do you know?
Zhang: Because? Because my girlfriend is a nurse!
Wei: Really? Which hospital does she work in now?
Zhang:? Mental hospital.
Wei: Oh, that's hard work. She must have put all her energy into the patient, so you have to understand that you don't have time to spend with her. This is her job.
Zhang: I understand her, but every time she goes out?
W: Are you always late?
Zhang: How do you know?
Wei: Oh, that's normal. Mental patients are the most unstable and can't go to work on time. I'm sure she will be very sad when she is late.
Zhang: Will she be sad?
Wei: Of course, I know this feeling best. Because like her, I am often late for dating my boyfriend.
Zhang: Then he will definitely complain.
Wei: Yes, I feel sorry for him too, but I can't help it. Even if I tell him, he won't understand. After all, this business is really difficult to do.
Zhang: Nothing. Does he think he will?
Patient: Nurse, I want to eat oranges!
Zhang: Oh, are you bored? Let the nurses have a rest!
Patient: I, I will eat it myself!
Wei: Nothing, nothing, sir. Please change a different kind of fruit. You are not fit to eat sour fruit now, so you should eat some bananas.
Zhang: Shit, I finally told my girlfriend the truth once, and he stirred me up again! (Music) But let's think back. Nurses should be considerate of patients. When patients need help most, nurses should take care of them with their own actions, so that they can feel the most sincere warmth brought by these angels in white, and at least reduce their physical and mental diseases. Seeing Wei's concern for patients, even my condition seems to be recovering (pretending to be cool) (music stops)? No, I dropped the needle.
Wei: How careless!
Wei helped him disinfect and change the needle. The music of "Wei" started again, and Zhang looked at Wei holding him affectionately.
Zhang: Wei, I like you more and more!
Wei: Ah! Excuse me, sir, did I?
Zhang: I know. Actually, I am?
Just as Zhang was about to take off his mask to show his identity, Patient A suddenly came? Huh? 1, a total of.
Zhang: What's the matter?
Patient: I can't breathe? Huh?
Wei: I'm coming! Xiao Li, come quickly.
Xiao Li: What's the matter?
Wei: No, the patient is short of breath! Get the ventilator!
Xiao Li: OK, I'll go right away. (Out)
Patient: Oh, my God. Me? Quick? Depressed?
Wei: Are you relaxed?
When you see an emergency, do not hesitate to give the patient artificial respiration. Da Zhang Bing was frightened at once)
Zhang: My God, what are you doing? This? Here!
Xiao Li: What's the matter with you?
Zhang: Nurse, she, how can she kiss the patient's mouth casually!
Xiao Li: (holding a ventilator) This is called artificial respiration, and it is normal for a nurse to give it to a patient.
Zhang: What is normal? She hasn't kissed me, how can she kiss anyone else!
Xiao Li: What does it have to do with you?
Zhang: Of course, Wei. Don't say that. No, stop! (takes off the mask)
Wei: (looking up) Ah, Brother Bing, it's you!
Zhang: You always say that you are busy, so are you busy giving people? Artificial kiss
Wei: Relax, soldier!
Zhang: How can I not get excited? Wei, Wei, you always say that you are busy. I can understand that you should treat patients with thoughtful service and careful care, but how can I understand you now! A girl's family put her mouth on a strange man's mouth. How can such an immoral thing not excite me?
Wei: Soldier, if you have something to say, can you? This is a hospital. Stop yelling.
Zhang: Why can't I shout? I am sad, sad and disappointed.
Xiao Li: (suddenly) Stop shouting! You are still not a man. You can come to see her because you are ill, which shows that you love her very much, but why don't you support her work at all? What is indecent assault? Artificial respiration is indecent assault. If we don't save, who will? Will you go?
Zhang: I won't go. Does he have bad breath?
Xiao Li: How can a nurse shoulder the responsibility of saving patients without dedication? If my boyfriend is like this, I'd rather not. Wei is a good nurse and a good girl. If you don't support her, how can she have the energy to take care of the patients? Why don't you think about it yourself? (going out)
Zhang: Me? Me, Wei?
Wei: What's wrong?
Zhang: Sorry. I was wrong just now. I'm here to make a scene with you. I already know that I was wrong. But don't worry, I'll correct it. Now, I have a small request?
Wei: Go ahead.
Zhang: Me? You brought the flowers from the first patient. Just use it! I
(She takes flowers from the bedside and hands them to the soldiers. )
Zhang: Take this flower as a gift for your Nurses' Day. I hope you can accept it! I know I didn't understand you enough before, but I hope you can understand me, too. Whenever I see someone's girlfriend snuggling up to her boyfriend in the street. I envy you, but I know I can't ask you to do this. After all, you have a job. Don't worry, I will support you and understand you in the future!
Wei: Sorry, soldier. You are really a good man!
Xiao Li: (rushing in) Wei, come on! There are many seriously injured people in car accidents in the hospital, and the director asked us to help.
Wei: But this patient needs someone to take care of him now.
Zhang: Wei? Why don't I do it?
Wei: You?
Zhang: Don't worry, I will be serious!
Wei: No, I mean? I guess I can't be with you today?
Zhang: That's all right. What shall I do with you when you have time? The most important thing now is work. The patients are waiting for you.
Wei: (with tears) Private? Me?
Zhang: Oh, I am me! Stop dawdling, Krimaka!
Wei: Well, Xiao Li, let's go (run out).
Zhang: (Looking at Wei's back and smiling at the audience) Friends, have you found that I am getting more and more great? Let me ask you, why am I there again?
Patient: Nurse? Nurse?
Zhang: (furious) What's the matter (sudden tenderness)? I am here. what can I do for you?
Patient: And you are?
Zhang: (smiling) Hello, I'm the new male nurse in the hospital!
Patient: Excuse me, which nurse gave me artificial respiration just now, and I want to thank her.
Zhang: You're welcome! That's me!
Patient: You! (suddenly sits up) Huh? (vomiting)
Zhang: Don't worry, shall I get you a basin? (takes the washbasin and goes on to say) Alas, it seems that this nurse is really tough!
[end sound]
When the music started, the stage performance was like a movie. Zhang sang while serving the patients. He looked at the stage? Angels in white, under the guidance of Wei, helped the injured to walk from both sides of the stage to the center of the stage and made a collective curtain call.
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