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Single dog be careful: a selection of funny love stories.
In funny stories, there will also be stories about love. Some young couples, or old couples, can always make up a short story, which not only amuses others, but also warms their feelings. So how much do you know about the selection of funny love stories? Let's take a look at the folk story culture together.

1. There was a car accident when I was a child. My sister only remembers three people-my parents and me. On her 16 birthday, I said to her, "If you have someone you like, forget me and keep that person in mind." "I won't," my sister said with a smile. One day the next year, my sister and her boyfriend found me together. She said to me in tears, "Brother, who am I?"

She goes to the small post office in this town every Wednesday. People in the post office call her Miss Wednesday. Today, she arrived as promised ... "Sorry, it can't be delivered". Holding an envelope without the other person's name in his hand, the young man in the post office looked up at her with a wry smile. I saw her head slightly lower, sipping her mouth, her eyes flashing with longing eyes, staring at him tightly.

3. Sunday: I was dragged to a social gathering and fell in love with her at first sight.

Monday: I try my best to get her phone number from my friend.

Tuesday: I decided to call, but I don't even know what I said.

Wednesday: She called! My heart is about to jump out of my chest.

Thursday: I went to lunch with her, but she told me that she liked my friend.

Friday: Ask for leave.

Saturday: Vow to be good friends of these two people for life.

I am a plastic surgeon. The girl said to me, "I like you." Make my face the way you like it. " This is the first time I have heard such a request. A few hours later, the anesthetic gradually disappeared and the girl woke up: "Why hasn't my face changed?" Me: "That's right. I used to like you. " We hugged each other. "Ah", she said to herself, "My breasts are getting bigger".

The man is waiting to die in bed. He told his wife that he wanted to order her favorite aromatic essential oil. The wife is slightly gratified, and prepares props and supplements essential oil every day. However, the man did not use it to light it, but secretly drank it every night. He lost his sense of taste. The next year, the man died. A thick smell surrounded the crematorium and comforted everyone at the memorial service except his wife.

6, 10 all work at the same table, and this personal item is mixed with work items. Let's tidy up.

Ah, this is a floppy disk. It can't be important information. Some pens are not short of water. This, this candy has a shelf life of the last century! Hey, is this ... marriage certificate? I'm married. ...

7. My wife made me rice balls. "What's in it?" "My feelings." My heart jumped with a jerk, because the love between husband and wife has long been as light as water. I was thinking about how to repair the relationship between them, but on second thought, what if it is empty … fortunately, rice balls are my favorite salmon. I am so happy that I want to say thank you to my wife, but my tongue is paralyzed and I can't say anything.

He is in the terminal stage of cancer and is lying in the hospital bed.

Suddenly he asked, "What will you do if the world ends tomorrow?" I'm speechless.

"In that case, I will try my best to live to the day after tomorrow." He said with a smile.

That night, he stopped breathing. I don't know whether he succeeded in reaching the world after the day after tomorrow.

9. My girlfriend stopped and stood in front of a cardboard box. There was an abandoned cat in it and she wanted to take it back to raise it. I said, there are only two people's money at home; She said, then throw you away and go back with the cat. "Good luck finding a new owner ~" She left this and went home with the cat. The rest I had to climb into the carton blankly.