1. You can eat by your face, but you have to rely on your hands. It seems that Yao Ming and I still have a face distance.
2. I used to be a top student, but I was curious about the world of slag. I went in to have a look, and then I got lost.
3. Why do successful people like to give you chicken soup? Because they have finished eating the chicken.
Although I can't help all beings, I can hurt all people.
Do you know why I have a cold? Because you have a cold? No, because I have no resistance to you at all.
6. If I learn electric welding, will it make your eyes shine?
7. I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold.
8. I found that I can pretend to be sad when necessary.
9. Life is like the sea. Some people struggle in the wind and rain, and some people sit on the boat and spray your melon seeds with melon seeds!
10. I asked my fans if I was ugly, and it shook its head all night.
These sentences have a self-deprecating and humorous style and are suitable for use in a relaxed atmosphere. I hope these copies can bring you some laughter!