First of all, you are extremely lucky. There is a mother who is a Chinese medicine practitioner. Your mother can help you with your daily minor illnesses and injuries. When you catch a cold, your mother will closely observe and inquire about you, and make a very detailed screening from the aspects of etiology and pathogenesis, whether it is typhoid or wind-heat, and give you symptomatic treatment, so that you can recover in the shortest time and avoid the torture of the disease; If you are upset because of a little thing, your mother will tell you that anger hurts your liver, you are happy and sad, you think about hurting your spleen, you are sad about your lungs, you are afraid of hurting your kidneys, and then silently put a plate of green radish in front of you to make you smooth. You don't have to worry about the quality of food. As a mother of traditional Chinese medicine, she will pay great attention to daily aftercare. Black-bone chicken and carp will appear in your home from time to time, instead of instant noodles and leftovers.

If you are a girl, every time your period comes, your mother will tell you to pay attention to your blood volume, your personality and whether your stomach hurts. If the circulation is abnormal, come back at once. The characteristic of leucorrhea is also one of the lessons of daily consultation. Find some abnormalities in advance, such as rare kidney yin and insufficient kidney yin, and then take measures to treat them.

However, you should also know that as a doctor, your mother is always very busy. She may not have time to accompany you to the playground, go shopping with you, sit on the sofa and chat with you ... This glorious career requires her to be rigorous, so if you have a cold and want to take time off to go to school, your mother may say, "Don't worry, just drink more water." You want to drink some antibiotics instead of bitter Chinese medicine soup, but your mother won't let you, so you have to give up. you want ...

With a mother of traditional Chinese medicine, there will be many related books at home, including a bunch of ancient books that you can't understand; There are always some strange medicines at home, such as antelope horn, wild ginseng, angelica and bezoar; There are always rules, such as drinking more hot water, eating less cold bitter gourd scrambled eggs, drinking green tea in summer, drinking black tea in winter and so on.

Of course, don't lie to her face. Your mother will notice the change of your face and irregular pulse. In short, if you have a mother who is a Chinese medicine practitioner, you should have fun secretly.

One day, Xiao Ming and his mother, who had been a doctor for decades, said:

"Mom, I feel a little flatulent."

"Fart if you want, don't hold back."