Lead: Sometimes, a joke can clear a person's nervous mood and bring a pleasant effect. The following is a funny joke about medical treatment that I compiled. Don't miss it.

Funny jokes about medical care (1)

1, Pathology Department: The specimen you sent is actually a summons. What we give you is a verdict and sentencing: benign fixed-term imprisonment, vicious death sentence with a reprieve, execution outside prison without hospitalization, and transfer of the second instance to a qualitative one. Frankly speaking,' we can't be lenient, and those who resist will naturally execute it.

2. Cardiology: I don't know, I was shocked at first sight. You'll never guess who sent you the message. It's not that I'm sneaking around or pretending to be mysterious, because in our business, it's just a heartbeat.

3. Plastic surgery: Now, we can turn frogs into tadpoles and toads into frogs. Turn the ugly duckling into a swan and Zhao Benshan into a Fuwa. Eyelids for mosquitoes and teeth for pigs. If you need anything, I'll gut you, make you look good, and specialize in repairing people.

4, urology: golden flowers in the city, small advertisements in the corridor: professional decoration, recycling counterfeit drugs; Water and electricity installation, license; Children make up lessons and gas is delivered. We don't do these things. We only do one thing, specifically to clear the sewer.

Funny jokes about medical treatment (2)

1. The husband accompanied his wife to the hospital to give birth. On arriving at the hospital, the doctor recommended a machine that can transfer pain. This machine can transfer the pain of a wife's childbirth to her husband. The couple were very interested and decided to give it a try.

So the doctor turned the knob to 10%, and the husband felt good. He asked the doctor to increase the amount of pain transfer. So the doctor turned the knob to 20%, but the husband still didn't feel it. Blood pressure and temperature are normal.

In view of this, the doctor decided to transfer 50% of the pain, and the husband remained indifferent. The doctor simply transferred all the pain to her husband, and the wife gave birth to a healthy baby comfortably. When they got home, they found their neighbor unconscious in the corridor.

Butterfly came to the plastic surgery hospital, and she asked the doctor for plastic surgery.

The doctor said, you are already very beautiful. You are impeccable. You don't need plastic surgery. ?

The butterfly said, no, beauty is easy to get old, and beauty is endless. I want to be younger, and I want to get back the good old days. ?

The doctor said: Actually, mature beauty is the most attractive?

? Don't! ? Butterfly interrupted the doctor. I told you, I want to be younger. ?

The doctor had to admit that the operation was a great success.

When the layers of bandages were untied, the butterfly excitedly held the mirror. Suddenly, she let out a cry and fainted in bed. There is a caterpillar in the mirror.

Lao Wang entered the age of no doubt and felt that his ears were useless, so he went to the hospital for treatment.

Lao Wang:? Doctor, my ears are getting worse. I can't even hear my own fart recently. ? Doctor:? Take this medicine and you will know that things may get better. ? Lao Wang:? Can my ear disease be cured?

Doctor:? That may not help, but it will make your fart louder. ?

Funny jokes about medical treatment (3)

(1) A patient came to see a psychiatrist.

Patient: I always thought I was a bird.

Doctor: Oh, that's serious. When did it start?

Patient: Because I am a bird.

(2) A doctor in a mental hospital asked the patient: What would you do if I cut off one of your ears?

The patient replied, then I can't hear you.

The doctor listened: mm-hmm. It is normal.

The doctor asked again, what will happen to you if I cut off your other ear again?

The patient replied, then I won't watch it.

The doctor is getting nervous. How could he not see it?

The patient replied: because the glasses will fall off.

(3) There are two mental patients who escaped from the hospital.

They run and run. They climbed a tree.

One of them jumped from the tree.

Go away, go away.

Then he looked up and said to the man above, hey-why don't you come down?

The man above answered him: no-good-ah-

I'm not familiar with it.

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