In the busy work in the office, some humorous conversations can also reduce contradictions and bring different kinds of fun. Do you have a humorous and relaxed office environment? What quotations impressed you? It is not easy to say humor.

At school, I felt that I had a good sense of humor, which was recognized by many students. So I'm going to carry it forward after taking part in the work, so as to quickly integrate into the new group. Unexpectedly, my humor is not acclimatized.

"You're screwed.?" Every time I am complacent and silent, my colleagues often don't know what to say or understand.

"The education level of these workers in our factory is very low, and some even mix a parallel college diploma outside, which is actually junior high school. Your humor is too elegant for them to understand. " An alumnus in the factory showed me the way. I really understand what "humor" means-it is created by both the speaker and the listener. Only when the "sending frequency" and "receiving frequency" of both sides match can humor be transformed into laughter. Otherwise, it's like winking at the blind. Your eyes cramp because of fatigue, and he won't react.

It's not that people in the factory have no sense of humor. They have their own master of humor and often say "dirty words" related to sex. Although straightforward, a group of workers all laughed their heads off and enjoyed it.

Later, the factory closed down and I worked in several cultural communication companies. After all, intellectuals are different, and most of them can be silent from time to time, although many of them are "copied" from the Internet. I usually disdain adaptation for reference. Occasionally, there are a few brilliant humors on weekdays, all of which are absolutely original. But "quiet" has "quiet", and when it breaks down, the boss or leader gets a "hint"-Xiao Xu often says "strange things" in private. So I was asked to do a "private interview" and asked what I was dissatisfied with the company. I was at a loss at that time, and finally realized that most people in China are thoughtful and love to read between the lines, so humor is often understood as irony.

"Be serious!" In order to avoid unnecessary worries of leaders and not to be annoyed by colleagues who like to "report", whenever I can't help but want to be humorous again, I always remind myself to exercise restraint in my mind.

"Fire fighting" still depends on brain teasers.

Sister Zhang, 40, is a clown in the office. Where there is her, there is a steady stream of laughter. Sometimes when the two sides are at daggers drawn, she can let go of a word.

Once, Xiao Wang brought his son to play at work. The child was so naughty that he broke the mouse of the computer when he made a mistake. Xiao Wang was furious, and raising his hand to shine on the child's head was a slap, which was more brittle than a whip. This attack was cruel. I was about to open my mouth when Jason jumped up and pointed at Xiao Wang's nose and shouted, "Why did you hit the child? Why are your hands so short? " This voice has been received by colleagues, and Xiao Wang, who is a blue-headed man, is even more glaring. See Jason pointing to the child again, saying mercilessly: Do you know what effect your slap has? Your child could have become a university professor, but this slap killed an excellent university professor. Colleagues around him burst into laughter, and Xiao Wang was also happy: "University professor, if he has that head, the sun will come out in the west!" " Sister Zhang, you are really good at talking. "

A dispute was settled by Jason. Afterwards, I said to Sister Zhang, "Today is really a great day. I am sweating. " Sister Zhang said: "I couldn't bear to hit the child. When I said it, I felt bold and embarrassed to take it back, so I had a brain teaser."

There is a vice president, middle-aged, promising and personable, who is the dream lover of a teenage employee. There is a girl named Xiaoyue who always likes to make friends with him, which has caused many comments from colleagues. The boss asked the secretary to remind him that the secretary was a little worried: how can this be said?

That day, the three of us were chatting in the vice president's office. Abortion excitedly pushed the door and came in. When she saw us, she felt embarrassed and quietly withdrew. The vice president is also a little sick.

After a while, I saw the secretary read a couplet written by Su Xiaomei to Qin Shaoyou like a gag: "Shut the door and push things out of the window". I glanced at the vice president quietly and found him in deep thought. After a while, I answered "throwing stones at water" and then smiled and said, "Qin Shaoyou has to thank Su Dongpo for this." Two people got the message.

Unexpectedly, Su Xiaomei's couplets of the three difficult grooms implicitly expressed the secretary's reminder, and the vice president also implicitly accepted it. Since then, the vice president has paid attention to his words and deeds, killing the signs in the cradle.

Humor in the office is like a lubricant in the workplace, which can not only enliven the atmosphere and bring fun to life, but also subtly resolve conflicts and transmit information.

Can you understand some office slang?

Good at communication = able to drink; Strong observation ability = frequent reporting; Quick thinking = being able to find excuses quickly; Enterprising = often invite people to dinner; Clear logic in complex work = can push difficult work to others; Ambitious = secretly harming others; Easy-going = can be fired at any time; Work first = ugly, no one asked; Strong communication skills = frequent telephone chat; Actual loyalty = it is difficult to find a job elsewhere; Have a sense of humor = can tell a lot of dirty jokes. ...

Sometimes, these "slang words" can really vent the dissatisfaction of other employees and find an outlet for bad emotions without hurting my self-esteem. The listener is not sad, the speaker can laugh, and the whole atmosphere is harmonious. Therefore, even if I can understand it, I often don't find it, but secretly scold: "This boy, be smart!" " "

Generally speaking, these alternative expressions of "workplace fox" are unlikely to destroy the office atmosphere. Of course, this also requires that both sides of the dialogue be evenly matched. Some people shoot, some people take it. Otherwise, it's no use talking. Therefore, I sometimes nudge the "rookie" and ask them to improve their emotional intelligence in the workplace, so as to understand the real thoughts in the euphemism of others.

For example, "Maybe I can work overtime to get things done" means he thinks, "How long do you want me to work? Will you let me live? ! ""Really? " Generally speaking, the other party doesn't believe it. What he wants to say is actually "nonsense!" The phrase "of course I care" is actually "who has air traffic control!" "I will try my best to write this matter into the progress of work", which seems positive, but in fact it is "why didn't you tell me earlier?" complain ...

"Little Shenyang" vs. "Zhou Libo"

Every office in the world has a common problem: as long as the boss is present, the air freezes instantly. Smile happily, only the boss can laugh.

After the boss leaves, the air will be refreshed and everyone's mood will turn from cloudy to sunny. It would be more fun if one or two more comedians had a humorous conversation at this time!

We have never lacked such "comedians" in our office. Known as "Tuma", after retiring last year, two stooges have recently arrived: one is Xiao Shenyang, who became popular in China because of his role in the sketch "No Money Shortage" in CCTV Spring Festival Evening, and the other is the founder of "Shanghai Style Clear Mouth" who seems to be dismissive of CCTV Spring Festival Evening. The two said they were good at learning to tease and sing. Working with them is really interesting!

What is particularly commendable is that they never impress others with dirty jokes and are not jealous. Even if they bicker with each other, the two sides are quite gentle in the war of words.

I remember once, "Little Shenyang" ridiculed "Zhou Libo"-saying that when he applied for the job, he replied, "I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person!" Similarly, Zhou Libo occasionally reveals the story of "Little Shenyang"-for example, once he received a client he didn't know, and in order to show his manners, he said three words "expensive" in his opening remarks: "What do you want from me?"

So teasing each other is not so much attacking each other as flirting! In addition, they ridiculed "officials" and ran on themselves, including playing "edge ball". For example, "What is a compliment? It is a classic line widely circulated in the society, such as "respecting the superior and being arrogant", "I will never attract wolves when I sing, but will only scare them away" and "taking other people's road and leaving others no choice", all from their mouths. It can be seen that they have strong learning ability and extraordinary strength!

As for who is more popular? Can we compete? Someone in the office suggested a fight between "Little Shenyang" and "Zhou Libo" to show fair competition, but I don't think it is necessary. Radish and vegetables, each to his own liking! Moreover, the two have different styles, and they are both good at adjusting the atmosphere after intense work and turning contradictions into invisibility ... There are two "pistachios" that everyone loves, so why should they "kill each other"?

There is a pistachio in the office.

The unit recruited a number of post-80s trainee employees. These newcomers in the workplace, newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, and they seem to know everything and dare to say anything, bringing vitality to the originally lifeless office. Especially at lunchtime, the whole office only listened to their chatter and Kan Kan talked.

At that time, Professor Kang Zhen was talking about "Su Shi" in CCTV Lecture Room. I like watching this kind of programs very much, so I told a colleague about it. Seeing this, Xiao Gu came over and interjected: "Su Shi! I know, his name is Su Dongpo. " Xiaoye flew into a rage and sneered at Xiao Gu: "There you go again, there are quite a lot of things in your stomach. Then I will test you. Which three people do you mean by' three sous'? " I heard Xiao Gu blurt out immediately: "My father's name is Soviet Union, my son's name is Su Dongpo and my daughter's name is Scotland." My colleagues and I suddenly looked at each other ... Before we came to our senses, we heard Xiao laughing and cursing: "Idiot! Su Jia went to England. " Xiao Gu did not show weakness: "You don't know this, Scotland is the famous Su Xiaomei."

We couldn't help laughing. I saw Xiao Gu's serious appearance, and I couldn't believe that he could joke so far. He was completely knocked down by thunder.

Since then, I have left a heart for Xiao Gu, who is full of humorous cells. A year later, these newcomers gradually became full-fledged, some jumped ship, some were transferred, some were promoted, and only Xiao Gu was left behind by us, because everyone really liked him. No matter how nervous the work is, there will be bursts of laughter from time to time with a clown around.

(Fresh Graduates Job Search Network)

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