Bosom friend: anonymous user
Guan Bao's close friend.
What is ambiguity?
Bosom friend: Yuan Xiaoshuai
A warm ignorance = love the day before it dies.
How to treat a girlfriend's blue face?
Bosom friend: anonymous user
Blue face, blue face, add some yellow to make it green.
What should I do if my girlfriend is pregnant after breaking up with my ex-boyfriend?
Bosom friend: Anonymous
Whoever pollutes will be treated. Who develops and protects.
How to choose a boyfriend?
Bosom friend: Anonymous
Honey, I'm sleepy
Well, you go to sleep first.
It was a kiss.
All right, give me a kiss and go to sleep.
Husband hug!
All right, hug, go to bed.
Honey, you filmed me!
Ok, my husband will pat you to sleep.
Dear, please tell me a story!
Fuck you. Come on, come on, come on, don't sleep, get up, come on, and pout your ass together! I'll tell you the story of the old man's cart!
What is the mentality of this behavior of playing a good hand and pretending to be a grandson?
Companion: Liu
Because that's what grandchildren do. Sun Tzu said: Soldiers are cunning, so they can show their incompetence. the art of war
What is the most shocking confession you have ever received?
Bosom friend: Cheng Dongdong
Can you be my girlfriend? Yes, I can. No, I'll think of something.
What should I pay attention to when opening an inn in the martial arts world?
Bosom friend: Uncle Wang
Stick the big letters on the wall: you have to type them out.
It feels like snow outside at dusk. How about a glass of wine inside? How to reply is more domineering?
Bosom friend: drums and drums
The driver drank a line of wine, and his relatives shed two tears.
Why do people in China like making costume films so much?
Friend: magasa
The biggest problem facing science fiction films is whether one side will lead in the future.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a female friend?
Friend: James Swainson.
China people have a habit of choosing names: in fact, if something is missing, it must be added to the name, and the five elements will be perfect.
Ask a beautiful woman who is eating Sugar-Coated Berry. How can I convince her that I'm not here to chat up, but to know where I bought the candied haws?
Bosom friend: money
Hello, Sany, you are so beautiful. I saw you from far away, so I just wanted to come and say hello to you ... Well, I want to ask, where did you buy Sugar-Coated Berry?
What should I do if I suddenly pop up indecent pictures when I show ppT to my customers?
Companion: Liu
There was silence for half a minute, and then he asked, are you still sleepy? Not sleepy. Let's move on. . .
When having dinner with an unfamiliar girl (who is willing to pursue her), the woman puts forward AA system, should she accept it?
Companion: negative two
It's my treat this time, and it's your treat next time.
If I want to travel abroad with 2000 RMB, which country can I go to?
Bosom friend: Anonymous
State of Qin. Lu Guo. Qi State. Shu State. Korea. Zheng Guo. Guo Wei. Chu State. Zhao Guo. Yan State. Wu. Wait a minute.
How to implicitly express that you have been bought?
Zhihu: the ghost of Icarus
Let me be fair.
I asked my girlfriend to allow me to have an affair and introduced her to me. How can I understand her behavior on the premise that she really loves me?
Friend: Scott Dong
Never fall for it! ! ! Mac tells you, I can install windows, but if you do, I will have a high fever to get back at you!
What if you don't love someone on love day?
Bosom friend: Ruah
If there are no dead people at home, don't you have to try to kill one or two before Tomb-Sweeping Day? No, it's just ...
Why do some people say that women are always right?
Friend: Raymond G, or WTF.
Note: WTF is what the fuck, which means: what the fuck.
Should primary and secondary schools cancel the compulsory study of classical Chinese?
Bosom friend: Feng Yuyao
You think mathematics is of limited practicality. Who can solve a set of equations without buying food or learning?
You think English is of limited practicality. Usually speaking to foreigners and watching American TV shows have subtitle groups, so you don't have to buy food or learn.
You think physics has limited practicality. Usually those little sliders are dangling, so you don't have to buy food or learn.
You think chemistry has limited practicality. Who usually plays with copper sulfate without learning to buy food?
Classical Chinese, you think its practicality is limited. Who usually has leisure to read classical Chinese, but they don't have to buy food or learn.
Then what do you say about compulsory education? Learn to buy food?
Why does China rarely launch wars of foreign aggression?
Bosom friend: Shen Yexiong
Is it paid by telephone from a small piece of the Yellow River valley to a big rooster now?
What's the experience of having a daughter?
Friend: Mei Yuanbei is selected from: 365 HowNet.
Baby, I am willing to give you everything in this world.
I want to eat ice cream ~
No way!
Ask the girl Lin Weiyin's last words: Love, warmth, hope, you are April on earth. How to correct the following sentence?
Friend: Cheese.
It's him, it's him, it's him, young hero Nezha Jr.
What if I see my roommate flying a plane?
Bosom friend: Li Xi
I can pretend I can't see it, or I can miss it secretly.
Why do women call men bad, lecherous and like men?
Intimate friend: smell it
The people who really want to buy are picky owners, and they have always praised it as parenting.
What did you ask that shocked you at your ignorance?
Bosom friend: Anonymous
When I was young, I had to write a pseudonym. I always write China drawing pencils.
Ask the startup command of Google Glass: OK, glasses, why is Chinese translation the most appropriate?
Friend: Holly Perry
All right, brother mirror.
What should I do if my confession to the girl I like is rejected or I like her?
Bosom friend: Brother Shao
Maybe you made a mistake about what confession is. Confession should be the horn of final victory, not the charge signal to launch an attack.
What should I say when I ask a boy what you like about me?
Companion: saprophytic
Going there directly will take a lot of advantages. I like this, this, this, this and this.
Why are people closer to the north more direct and tough?
Bosom friend: Liu Yang
It's very cold, so I have no time to travel with you.
If you don't hold hands, kiss or go to bed, it's not love. Do you really need these physical contacts to show your love for someone?
Friend: Su Lian
Of course, otherwise, how can you feel that love and fines are so long?
Is Smokey the best dragon in all the videos?
Bosom friend: Anonymous
Here it is.
Ask my boyfriend if he doesn't take the initiative to contact me for a month or two during the holiday. How to adjust?
Bosom friend: Yu Baiwei
Everyone's answers are too dark, such as cheating and never loving you. Everything should be on the bright side.
I guess your boyfriend is dead.
What is the most beautiful boy you have ever seen?
Confidante: I've been very annoyed recently.
Height 170- 185cm, weight 56-75kg, well-proportioned, gentle personality, sunny smile, standard Mandarin, refreshing hairstyle, occasional drinking, smoking one cigarette after another, and dislike bars. I am good at cooking, emotional, romantic, patient, filial, caring, responsible, self-motivated, polite, not swearing, modest and prudent, steady and generous. No sex life,
I am not good at talking to girls, but I am loyal and responsible for love.
Such boys are basically spare tires.
Ask Jimmy Lin about her singing skills.
Friend: Hugo Lee
I wrote a long paragraph, such as a round of embellishment, bel canto, nature and other compliments, and then I found that what you said was not Terry Lin, so I silently deleted it.
What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?
Friend: Biago
I used to sleep with my mother when I was a child.
What kind of experience is it to ask about breaking up?
Bosom friend: Han Zhixing
The teacher can only deny your grades and the boss can only deny your work.
But what about her? She totally denied you.
Your diligence, courage, tall and handsome, your erudition and humor mean nothing to her; Your careful kindness, carefully prepared gifts, and cold jokes that have been pondered behind your back for a long time are useless; You have repeatedly carved and decorated your good intentions and presented them with gorgeous packaging and hands; She lowered her head and shrugged her shoulders as if it was not what I wanted.
Defeating a person is sometimes as simple as that.
What are the words and deeds that reflect low emotional intelligence?
Companion: st seeks light
Why do you always kick me?
Which word can mean fast and accurate?
Bosom friend: Anonymous
launch
What should I do if I ask my girlfriend if she is brain-dead?
Bosom friend: Ding Yi
According to the relevant laws and regulations, anyone who knowingly has sex with a woman who is mentally ill or insane (serious) should be punished as a rapist no matter what means are taken.
Zhihu replied, Zhihu 202 1 wonderful question and answer.
Zhihu God replied, a wonderful question and answer on 20xx Zhihu.
1. What is the most wonderful advertising language in history?
Garbage sorting, starting with me.
2. What's the use of exercising muscles? Besides the physical benefits.
To reason with idiots.
3. Why do you usually take off your shirt when fighting in groups?
If you take off your pants, you always feel strange atmosphere.
4. What are the things that men can easily see through women's lies and behaviors?
You are (n) busy (m) busy (b).
5. What phenomena have been discovered but cannot be explained by human beings?
Why do girlfriends get angry?
6. What's the experience of a handsome boyfriend?
It was very tangled when we broke up.
7. What is the scariest lyric you have ever heard?
Every dog will be beheaded. If you want to love, don't be afraid of pain.
8. What epitaph would you write for yourself?
It's nothing. I'll hang up first.
9. Girlfriend has small breasts. How to comfort her?
Comfort her or comfort you? ...
10, how to improve your girlfriend's IQ?
When she doesn't like you, her IQ naturally goes up.
1 1. How to express anger gracefully?
Push your glasses with your middle finger.
12. If it is 8 am Beijing time, I will fly to Paris and arrive in Paris at 8 am local time. Is my life expectancy relatively extended?
If you pull the battery out of your watch, you won't die.
13. When you were young, what unscrupulous methods did your parents use to make you study hard?
Gave me this face.
14, what do you think of the statement that "pizza is just a big cake with some meat in it" and "sushi is just a fish on rice"?
You are just a sperm and an egg.
Why do people live?
Here we are. ...
16, what kind of experience is love?
Two people who look like pigs are afraid that the other person will be robbed.
17, do you have any books? As soon as I mentioned it, I felt that it changed you, even affected your outlook on life and moved you?
Five-year college entrance examination
18, the first girlfriend who fell in love for three years, gave her first night to someone else after a long-distance relationship, how to adjust herself?
Fall in love with a wild horse with grasslands all over its head.
19. Why do Japanese always shout "ぃただきます" before eating (I started)?
Let the rice be psychologically prepared.
20. Why does CCTV always shout "CCTV, CCTV" twice before making a live broadcast?
Remind the audience to change channels.
2 1. When Jiro is crying, which hand should he use to wipe away the tears in the third eye?
Sitting posture with legs crossed and one foot hanging in the air.
22. How to refute "Don't be shy about fiction"?
What, are you afraid I'll expose you?
23. What is the most refined love story?
buy
24. How to force obsessive-compulsive disorder?
Obsessive-compulsive disorder is not easy
25. How to lose 40 pounds a month?
delete
26. An ex-girlfriend is someone you can say that she is not good, but never allow others to say that she is not good. What kind of feeling is this?
Who wants to admit that he is blind?
27. Why do boys stop chasing girls?
Why not give me a progress bar?
28. What's it like to be short?
Everyone can't lift their heads when they see me.
29. Does the boss run the company for profit?
Is it difficult to become a country?
30. How many chickens can beat a person?
Two is enough, no more food.
3 1. What is the specific process for middle-aged women to cheat shota?
Give me the lucky money, and mother will keep it for you.
32. Why did the warm man become love rat?
Never burned coal?
30 short and pithy replies from Zhihu.
1, how to lose 40 kg a month?
A: Amputation
2. What's the use of exercising muscles? Besides the physical benefits.
A: In order to reason with the brain-dead.
3. Why do you usually take off your shirt when fighting in groups?
A: I always feel strange when I take off my pants.
4. What are the things that men can easily see through women's lies and behaviors?
You are very busy.
5. What phenomena have been discovered but cannot be explained by human beings?
A: Why is your girlfriend angry?
6. What is the most wonderful advertising language in history?
A: Garbage sorting starts with me.
7. What is the scariest lyric you have ever heard?
A: Every dog will be beheaded. If you want to love, don't be afraid of pain.
8. What epitaph would you write for yourself?
A: I'll hang up if it's nothing.
9. Girlfriend has small breasts. How to comfort her?
Answer: Comfort her or comfort you,
10, how to improve your girlfriend's IQ?
A: When she doesn't like you, her IQ naturally rises.
1 1. How to express anger gracefully?
Answer: Push your glasses with your middle finger.
12. If it is 8 am Beijing time, I will fly to Paris and arrive in Paris at 8 am local time. Is my life expectancy relatively extended?
Answer: If the battery of the watch is unplugged, won't it die?
13. When you were young, what unscrupulous methods did your parents use to make you study hard?
A: I was given this face.
14, what do you think of the statement that "pizza is just a big cake with some meat in it" and "sushi is just a fish on rice"?
A: You are just a sperm and an egg.
Why do people live?
A: We are all here.
16, what kind of experience is love?
A: Two people who look like pigs are afraid of each other being robbed.
17, do you have any books? As soon as I mentioned it, I felt that it changed you, even affected your outlook on life and moved you?
A: Three-year simulation of the five-year college entrance examination.
18, the first girlfriend who fell in love for three years, gave her first night to someone else after a long-distance relationship, how to adjust herself?
A: I fell in love with a wild horse, and the head was covered with grasslands.
19. Why do Japanese always shout "ぃただきます" before eating (I started)?
A: Let the rice be psychologically prepared.
20. Why does CCTV always shout "CCTV, CCTV" twice before making a live broadcast?
A: Remind viewers to change channels.
2 1. When Jiro is crying, which hand should he use to wipe away the tears in the third eye?
A: Erlang's legs
22. How to refute "Don't be shy about fiction"?
What, are you afraid I'll expose you?
23. What is the most refined love story?
A: Buy.
24. How to force obsessive-compulsive disorder?
A: It is not easy to force obsessive-compulsive disorder to death.
25. What's the experience of a handsome boyfriend?
A: It was quite tangled when we broke up.
26. An ex-girlfriend is someone you can say that she is not good, but never allow others to say that she is not good. What kind of feeling is this?
Who wants to admit that he is blind?
27. Why do boys stop chasing girls?
You gave me a progress bar.
28. What's it like to be short?
A: Everyone can't lift their heads when they see me.
29. Does the boss run the company for profit?
A: Is it because of the country?
30. How many chickens can beat a person?
Two is enough. I can't eat any more. 32 tigers' concise and clear answers
1, how to lose 40 kg a month?
A: Amputation
2. What's the use of exercising muscles? Besides the physical benefits.
A: In order to reason with the brain-dead.
3. Why do you usually take off your shirt when fighting in groups?
A: I always feel strange when I take off my pants.
4. What are the things that men can easily see through women's lies and behaviors?
You are very busy.
5. What phenomena have been discovered but cannot be explained by human beings?
A: Why is your girlfriend angry?
6. What is the most wonderful advertising language in history?
A: Garbage sorting starts with me.
7. What is the scariest lyric you have ever heard?
A: Every dog will be beheaded. If you want to love, don't be afraid of pain.
8. What epitaph would you write for yourself?
A: I'll hang up if it's nothing.
9. Girlfriend has small breasts. How to comfort her?
Answer: Comfort her or comfort you,
10, how to improve your girlfriend's IQ?
A: When she doesn't like you, her IQ naturally rises.
1 1. How to express anger gracefully?
Answer: Push your glasses with your middle finger.
12. If it is 8 am Beijing time, I will fly to Paris and arrive in Paris at 8 am local time. Is my life expectancy relatively extended?
Answer: If the battery of the watch is unplugged, won't it die?
13. When you were young, what unscrupulous methods did your parents use to make you study hard?
A: I was given this face.
14, what do you think of the statement that "pizza is just a big cake with some meat in it" and "sushi is just a fish on rice"?
A: You are just a sperm and an egg.
Why do people live?
A: We are all here.
16, what kind of experience is love?
A: Two people who look like pigs are afraid of each other being robbed.
17, do you have any books? As soon as I mentioned it, I felt that it changed you, even affected your outlook on life and moved you?
A: Three-year simulation of the five-year college entrance examination.
18, the first girlfriend who fell in love for three years, gave her first night to someone else after a long-distance relationship, how to adjust herself?
A: I fell in love with a wild horse, and the head was covered with grasslands.
19. Why do Japanese always shout "ぃただきます" before eating (I started)?
A: Let the rice be psychologically prepared.
20. Why does CCTV always shout "CCTV, CCTV" twice before making a live broadcast?
A: Remind viewers to change channels.
2 1. When Jiro is crying, which hand should he use to wipe away the tears in the third eye?
A: Erlang's legs
22. How to refute "Don't be shy about fiction"?
What, are you afraid I'll expose you?
23. What is the most refined love story?
A: Buy.
24. How to force obsessive-compulsive disorder?
A: It is not easy to force obsessive-compulsive disorder to death.
25. What's the experience of a handsome boyfriend?
A: It was quite tangled when we broke up.
26. An ex-girlfriend is someone you can say that she is not good, but never allow others to say that she is not good. What kind of feeling is this?
Who wants to admit that he is blind?
27. Why do boys stop chasing girls?
You gave me a progress bar.
28. What's it like to be short?
A: Everyone can't lift their heads when they see me.
29. Does the boss run the company for profit?
A: Is it because of the country?
30. How many chickens can beat a person?
Two is enough. I can't eat any more.
3 1. What is the specific process for middle-aged women to cheat shota?
Answer: Give me the lucky money and my mother will keep it for you.
32. Why did the warm man become love rat?
A: Never burned coal?