Little dad's classic lines
1, as a man, there are two taboos. First, you can't cheat women out of their money. This is called eating soft rice, otherwise it is shameless. Second, you can't cheat a woman's feelings, hurt her soul or cheat her feelings. Otherwise, it is shameless.
2. The maximum is 60,000 yuan. You must not leave a sum of 50,000 to 60,000 yuan for overhaul.
3, really good, really noble, especially want to die secretly, right? I miss you very much. After you died, I knew I was crying my eyes out. I especially want to lie in the coffin and design these bridges for you, right?
This bank card is for you, and the password is your birthday.
This is my home, and your home is in America.
6. I didn't wait until the end of the world this year, waiting for my son.
7. This is the * * * point in my life. Will I come too early?
8, how to tell you, don't call dad, it doesn't matter.
9. Guo Yu said that he was very excited and naive; Guo Yu said, this is called mother; Guo Yu said that men who don't drink are not men.
10, Guo Yu said that the name is just a symbol, so you can't yell if it doesn't matter.
1 1. You will be my uncle, he will be my brother, and I will be his stepmother.
12, a * * * 700 yuan, I'll pay 77 down payment and pay off the other seven years.
13, one is called a dream, and six are called dreams.
14, brother, today was a misunderstanding. Do you understand the misunderstanding? In English, I'm not your father. Do you know what I'm saying?
15, now some girls, stay at home coquettish, stay outside romantic.
16, I am a craftsman. May I propose a toast to you? You don't need to sell anything.
17, if I leave early, I have to pay for it myself!
18 I'm going to dig out the heart, spleen and lungs and stew a pot of Maoxuewang for you to see.
19, it disappeared when I said how to pay the bill. So you went to save the world.
20. I am a very, very unreliable person. I can tell at a glance.
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2 1. I am in real estate, but I am a little different from others. I sell dirty houses.
22. We all drink white in Beijing!
23, I am like your mobile phone chain, purely decorated, beautiful, but useless. I'll light up when the phone comes in, and I'll go out when the phone hangs up. Whether I have this mobile phone chain or not is actually the same.
I just want to tell you that no matter what attitude my parents have, as long as you really marry me, I will have a good life with you.
25. I tell you, this is my first time dealing with children. Leave me alone. I tell you, if you make me angry, I'll kick you out.
26. Why? Where are so many? Why? But why? If I say no, I won't, because I am your father.
27. He is Yu Jianguo, older than a comrade, that is, my father.
28, uncles and aunts are worthy of being intellectuals, consciously.
29, yes, it's not as good as you.
Let him sell it. After selling 60 thousand, I wrote backwards.
"Little Dad" Ma Yili
3 1, go to America, go to court, pick up my son.
Dear son … please forgive me for not coming to see your performance, because I am on a secret mission in the Sahara desert …
33. Do you know what it means to be at the end of one's tether? It's just a donkey. There is nothing he can do.
34. You really made me feel the meaning of the word "overreaching".
35.why are you here? What were you doing here when you broke up with me? You are lovelorn, and I am lovelorn. You are not Huang Xiaoxian, and I am not Wang Xiaojian. What are we doing together?
36. What are you laughing at? Are you stupid? What do you mean, fool? Simple mind means greatness!
37. You sleep for me in a down-to-earth way. You are not allowed to touch anything in this room. If it's damaged, I'll let you pay for it.
It doesn't matter whether you are a hero or not. You are my father anyway.
39. You foreigners can go to Hongbai together!
40. Don't call me stingy and like money. Be generous when it is time to be generous. I'm generous. I scared you to death. There should be applause here.
4 1, you are my light, I can see the direction when you are on.
42. You have done a lot of outrageous things since you were a child.
43. People who don't drink are not grandfathers.
44. I'll rush over and resolutely block anyone who can shoot RMB.
45. Taking someone else's car without consent is similar to going to bed without consent.
46. Tell your son to apologize to my son seriously.
47. Have you changed your socks? Yes, I wore perfume twice.
48. What is a good man? A good man is humble outside and goes home to make his woman happy.
49. The word happy is too superficial. Do you know what it's like to land on the moon? Flying at an altitude of 18 thousand feet, flying into the sky, flying out of the atmosphere, weightless and suspended.
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50. Dare to bully my sister? Bullying our family is not a man, is it? There is no man in your family, but there is a bitch, your mother and your sister. You are both alone.
Sheng Da: I have real feelings for you. If you don't believe me, take a knife and open my stomach. After that, I'll take out my heart, lungs, spleen and kidney and stew a pot of Maoxuewang for you. Xiao Ai: What you said is disgusting. Sheng Da: Is it disgusting? From the heart, do it yourself. Xiao Ai: What the hell are you doing? Sheng Da: I want to marry you.
52. It's yours from now until bedtime. Whether bedtime is necessary depends on whether you can flip my cards.
53. If only you weren't serious. If it is not serious, it is a comedy. Who doesn't want to see a comedy?
54. Mercedes-Benz BMW has no bus domineering!
55. You said that you were unhappy every time we paid for dinner, so you went to save the world.
56. One wrong step and you'll never go back. No more than driving, and there is no reverse gear. A man with a cruel face like this must be judged from the moral high ground. He must have a taste of being alienated from others. He must be made to understand the responsibility that a man should bear at the expense of missing true love. If Shanshan breaks up with him, he will be heartbroken and even take painkillers until he gets indigestion.
57. This is not ignorance, this is a little white lie.
58. Brother, today was a misunderstanding. Do you understand the misunderstanding? In English, I'm not your father. Do you know what I'm saying?
59. I'm going to dig out my heart, spleen and lungs and stew a pot of Maoxuewang for you.
I assure Chairman Mao that what I said is not vulgar at all.
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6 1. I believe my brother did something wrong, not bad. I will take it with me.
62. I said how it disappeared when I paid the bill. So you went to save the world.
63. I work in real estate, but I'm a little different from others. I sell dirty houses.
64. I will tell you, baby, you are my light. I can see the direction when you are here.
65. I am an old man. You are still young. You are 26 years old and have worked for four years, plus eight years in college. () If you are testing me, you are still a teenage girl, and you are heading for the position of school leader. For me, no one wants to recycle.
66. In fact, my goal is either to be particularly big or to prepare for the top 500 in the world.
67. At the end of life, there are only a few things, three feet six long and two feet six wide. No matter what you have done before your death, you must finally deal with Qi's sunrise industry (selling graves).
68. Qi's proposal route is very touching. Xiao Ai said, "Qi Shengda, you are the hero I have been waiting for for for 500 years, and you are the only one. Qi Shengda, would you like to marry me with Caiyun? " Qi Shengda: "Do you know? We made an appointment 500 years ago. I was her hero, but I only guessed the beginning, but I didn't guess the end. "Especially qi's" only guessed the beginning, but didn't guess the ending "made people involuntarily leave tears.
Little daddy
69. When Qi Shengda died, he said, "Mom and Dad, that's the dowry money I left to Xiao Ai ... I've been paying attention to it. I didn't get the certificate from her. Her household registration book is still unmarried. In the future, Xiao Ai will find a reliable remarriage partner. Don't mention me to him. " "I was very happy when her episode appeared. I am so happy. " Every word in these words reveals his kindness. He is a really good man.
70. You can hide on the first day, but you can't hide on the fifteenth. Dude, you have to face this.
7 1, if you go back now, you will basically die. I just thought of Shanshan's various reactions in an instant, and I could get a whole corpse without any reaction.
72. You always say that I want to talk to you about something, but do you know why? That's because of love, because I love you!
73. You always say you don't know. Is it true for you? No problem. We can learn from the true feelings of the moon, but I wanted to invite the moon, but the moon shines in the ditch!
74. You don't cherish me, you are not good to me, and your eyes are as unreliable as fruit. Your own child can play soy sauce, he doesn't know, and you are practical.
75. Your eldest son, who fell from the sky, was spurned by everyone at most, but you are shameless and used to it, so spit on it, but don't forget that you still have a girlfriend.
76. You can't despise a pot of porridge just because of a mouse excrement.
77. Have you changed your socks? Yes, I wore perfume twice.
78. Work must be done well and food must be eaten well. Only when you are full can you engage in education and water the little flowers of the motherland diligently!
79. Anyway, you are unkind and unfair in this matter first. Just admit that you are a coward. Let them fight first. Don't kill until all the adults and children are finished. Be sensible when you can't, and cry when you should. Every time I mention my name, I will add a shit to it. When Shanshan is holding a knife, I don't think she has the heart to cut you. At this time, you can hug her again.
80. From the moment I first met you, I knew my life was in your hands. From then on, I let her bloom, only you in my eyes.
Little daddy
Brief introduction of little dad's story