One: The wife is always right.

Two: If the wife is wrong, refer to the first rule.

Three: What my wife said is right, even if it is wrong, it is right.

What the wife says is wrong, then it must be wrong.

Four: If your wife says you want it, you have to. If your wife says you don't, you absolutely don't.

Five: My husband's is mine, mine is mine; My husband's can be mine,

But mine will never be my husband.

Six: obey the instructions of the superior (wife). If you don't obey, you will pay the price! !

Seven: the economic power is controlled by the wife.

Eight: When you hang up, your husband must say, "Goodbye, wife! I love you! " Go to the hanging

You can only hang up when the sound is turned off.

Nine: I miss my wife more than fifty times a day.

Ten: roadside flowers, whether wild flowers, miscellaneous flowers or flowers, are not allowed to be picked. If they are chosen,

Serious consequences! ! !

Trust your wife and don't make her sad, otherwise, you will be at your own risk! ! !

Twelve: Don't use any coercion or inducement to make your wife do what she doesn't want to do.

Thirteen: Don't always let your wife hear what she doesn't want to hear.

Fourteen: A wife has the obligation and the right to know her husband's past. So what does the wife ask her husband?

Husband must answer truthfully and carry out the policy of "being lenient in confession and being strict in resistance".

Fifteen: the wife says one, and the husband is not allowed to say two; The wife said to the left and wouldn't let her husband go to the right; other

See articles 1 and 6.

Sixteen: My wife's orders are not allowed to be disobeyed.

Seventeen: The husband can only have a wife except his family, and no one else is allowed.

Eighteen: don't betray your wife, or the consequences will be serious! ! !

Nineteen: You must do everything your wife tells you.

Husband must keep the rules in mind, don't forget. Everything should be based on principles.

Try to be an honest, lovely and well-behaved husband.

Additional terms:

One: A husband can't hide anything from his wife.

Two: only the wife can modify the code, and the husband has no right to make any changes, otherwise,

Copy the rules a hundred times! ! ! ! ! ! !

Wife's love code

0 1. When the wife is eating, she should accompany her and scoop soup to fill the meal. Don't eat first.

02. The wife should be happy to wait and sincerely praise when making up; There must be no impatient behavior.

03. The wife should help iron clothes and give advice when dressing; There must be no cynicism.

04. When the wife takes a bath, she should measure the water temperature and scratch her back. There must be no act of coveting selfish desires.

05. The wife should be sent to work by Mercedes-Benz and escorted by bodyguards. There must be no behavior that worries about society.

06. When a wife is in danger, she should be selfless and generous; There must be no fear of death.

07. When your wife is tired, smile and massage her back. There must be no male chauvinism

08. Wife should be brave enough to pay the bill and encourage more; There must be no forced behavior.

09. Wife should be full of praise when serving food, and eat more bowls; Not partial eclipse, not picky about food.

10. When the wife sleeps, it is necessary to fan the wind in summer and warm the quilt in winter; No snoring and quilt grabbing.

1 1. If the wife is sick, she should kiss the soup and forget to eat and sleep; There must be no indifference.

12. When the wife gives money, she should be grateful with tears and save money; There must be no extravagance and waste.

13. My wife should personally send flowers for the New Year and prepare a banquet at night; There must be no casual behavior.

14. When shopping, the wife should take pains to carry heavy objects; There must be no slack and fear of heavy responsibilities.

15. When the wife is bored, she should perform hard and entertain her parents with colorful clothes; There can be no so-called behavior.

16. When the wife is upset, she should be gentle and calm, share her worries and solve problems; There must be no act of adding fuel to the fire.

17. When the wife exhorts, hold hands tightly and stand at attention; There must be no absent-minded behavior.

18. When the wife speaks, she should listen attentively and take notes frequently; You must never forget what you have heard.

19. When a wife makes a mistake, she should blame herself and take responsibility. There must be no behavior involving the wife.

20. When your wife goes out, stay with her and take good care of her. There must be no act of letting him go.

2 1. When the wife gets up, she should be careful and prepare breakfast. Don't oversleep.

22. When the wife is sad, she should shed tears and be sad; No smiling behavior.

23. When the wife comes home late, be patient and smile. No violent behavior.

24. When your wife is away, you should think about it and keep yourself healthy like jade; There must be no sneaking around.

25. When the wife is happy, she should decorate a lantern and celebrate. Don't sprinkle cold water.

26. If the wife is injured, she should take medicine and feel the same; There must be no blame and blame.

27. When my wife calls me, I will jump up and answer yes, and run to show my face; No busy behavior.

28. When the wife suffers from insomnia, stay with her all night and help count the sheep. I didn't dream of Duke Zhou.

29. When my wife walks, it rains, and in summer, she holds an umbrella for shade. Don't get sunburned or wet.

30. When the wife passes by, kneel down to welcome her. There must be no self-centered behavior.

3 1. When your wife tells you, you should repeat it and really carry it out; Shall not be left out or forgotten.

32. When applying face, the wife should provide methods and do her best. No laughing behavior.

33. The wife should have a midnight snack when playing cards, at any time; Don't go out without work.

34. When a wife sings, she should be surprised like a spring breeze; No laughing behavior.

35. If the wife is angry, she should kneel down and beg for mercy. There must be no indifference.

36. If my wife hits me, let it ravage me. Thank you for your kindness. There must be no looking back.

37. When your wife is spoiled, you should take care of her quietly. No empty talk.

38. When a wife stays up late, she has to serve snacks and stay up all night. First of all, there should be no escape.

39. My wife should help her study during the exam and circle the key points; There must be no behavior that has nothing to do with yourself.

40. When the wife comes home, she should take off her shoes and socks and prepare a chair to sit on. There is no old gods's behavior.

4 1. The wife should nod her head from time to time in the process of speaking, expressing deep agreement, and there should be no smooth rebuttal.

42. When a wife cries, she should pass a tissue and wipe her tears. There must be no indifference.

43. When a wife is thirsty, she should kiss ice water to cool off the heat. Don't expect plums to quench your thirst.

44. The wife should swear to show loyalty during the trial; There is no casual behavior.

45. When driving, the wife should gently teach her to relieve her nervousness. There must be no behavior that increases their tension.

46. When the wife exhorts, be generous and accept it humbly; No face-saving behavior.

47. The wife should be enthusiastic and energetic when kissing, and strive to sell well. There must be no inarticulate behavior.

48. When the wife is in pain, she should buy grapes frequently and apply hot compress on time; Don't let it get hurt

49. When the wife is lucky, she will have whatever she wants and persevere; There shall be no act of exceeding authority.

50. When the wife doesn't want it, she should cry and solve it herself; There is no money to buy or sell.

Additional terms:

1, don't go near women (except wives), especially don't go out to play with women, let alone let women play by themselves.

Never lie in front of your wife.

3. Everything my wife said is right ~

4. Go shopping with your wife, be willing to accompany her to the end, take the initiative to choose clothes and cosmetics for your wife, and make pertinent suggestions on the items selected by your wife.

5. Take your wife to a friend's party, especially an unfamiliar friend. You can't ignore your wife and pay attention to her feelings.

6. The tasks assigned by my wife should be completed in the first time.

Don't be cold to her, don't make her jealous, give in when you quarrel, stick to it when you bite, and don't go crazy. [6] Don't talk nonsense. Don't ignore her and don't say you don't love her. Levies are not allowed to have any excuses. Don't lie to her. It's fun up there. If you love her, you should take care of her. Don't be angry with her. Don't hit her. It's easy to say, it depends on how you usually do ile.