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A joke about traveling to Japan; A joke about a Japanese coming to China for dinner.
: 1. Japanese jokes about coming to China for dinner.

"Second Artillery" Ma Dazui cursed the Japanese in the fourth episode. The Japanese chief inspected the construction site, and the enthusiastic Japanese people shouted long live. The Japanese army chief is very conscious of Ma Dazui, and Ma Dazui helicopter calls itself Japanese.

Japanese chief Ma Dazui holds branches and performs martial arts. The Japanese chief was taken aback and reached for the long knife at his waist. Ma Dazui never hugged branches to perform martial arts.

Under the gaze of the US military chief, Ma Dazui performed a set of martial arts in an exemplary manner. He was very disappointed with the performance of Japanese chief Ma Dazui and woke up. He learned it from Ma Dazui.

Japanese people come to China to eat delicious food.

There are many kinds, most of which are technical, and finance, education, machinery, electronics, internet and so on have a lot of nourishment.

What the Japanese say when they eat.

Snack-eat more, eat more or eat less-eat less and eat more-overeat-then drink a hunger strike-fast-fast-breast-feeding, breast-feeding and weaning-serve-taste food-food, explain.

Breakfast-breakfast, breakfast. Breakfast-breakfast, breakfast. Lunch-lunch-lunch. Lunch-lunch, lunch. Lunch, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner. Supper-supper-eating and drinking-eating out-eating out (restaurants, canteens).

China people are Japanese.

I bought a pot of mimosa today, and it's not shameful to move back. I'll invite my boss back. The boss said: Maybe you bought this basin to lose face.

Second, people who love only once in their lives are superficial. They call it loyalty, and I call it habitual laziness or lack of imagination. The constancy of emotional life is just like the constancy of rational life, frankly admitting failure.

3. What do you want to help when you go back to school: 1. A bag of homework that you didn't copy. 2. Brave heart. 3. A body that can stay. 4. A fearless face. 5. Two earrings that can stand criticism. 6. A pair of empty eyes.

: 5. Complete works of Japanese jokes

Monk: Meng Xi Shesh

The founder of Zen Pavilion is also one of the pioneers of Japanese dry landscape gardens. Yingshan Shaojin

Zen monk. Bailou He Hui

Author: Matsuo Bashō

Master of training in the edo period. Duck intestines chirping

Singer Kyouka Izumi.

_ Mouth leaf, Natsume rubble, golden luster,

Chuanyou Qian Qiu

Yumeno Kyū saku, Seicho Matsumoto, Xia Yan Kyougoku, Natsuo Kirino, Sakuraya Yoshiki, Ijuin Beijing.

Kench Zhu Lin

: One of the pen names of Naoki 35 (laughs). , Lin

Xuan Shi: Qingyuan Xue Xin, Ai Yi, Wang Yue Yuxi, Gechuan Guofang.

, Kochi North Village,

Gu Shan holds water.

, Mori Yuanwai, Kaii Higashiyama, and Dongxue.

Photographers: Araki Suiwei, Meijiadai, Iwate Hiroyuki, Hatoyama Jixin, Hiroshi Sugimoto, Sakai Head, Duju Heyi and Hideyoshi.

Designer: Liu Zongyue

A famous Japanese folk art theorist and aesthetician. Liu

The first person in Japanese industrial design, the son of Liu Zongyue. Kenya Hara

Graphic designer. Issey Miyake

Kengo Kuma, a fashion designer.

Architect Gui You Mei

A Historical Figure of Fashion Designers: Abe Harumi

The division of Yin and Yang in heian period. Yuanboya

Mysterious gay friends (Xiao Ye Feng Dao

A calligrapher in heian period. Singer: Chang Ben Qian Xiang

Legend has it that Komatsu Miho's original name (already carrying contraband) is www U-ka saegusa.

Takei Shiori

Izumi Sakai; Izumi Sakai; Izumi Sakai; ZARD

Misora Hibari

Singer and Animation Director: Mamoru Oshii.

Kon Satoshi

Sand and snow

Kazuya Tsurumaki

Mamoru Hosoda

Urobuchi Gen

Self-respecting musician: Satoru Kosaki

Kawai Kenji

Takatsugu Muramatsu Ruocaohui

Sagisu Shirō Ryo Yoshimata Qianju Tomorrow's Gate Iwasaki Tuo

Cartoonist/Illustrator: Cang Shumei

Yoshitaka Amano

HOSHINO KATSURA

Aoi Nanase

Range Murata

Kishimel

Hideaki Sorachi, you two are getting married soon.

[Laughing at Kamatani Yuhki]

Chika Umino

6. What do Japanese people say when they have a good meal?

In many domestic TV dramas, the word "Missy Missy" in Japanese is usually understood as eating (of the same type, we also talked about YooWest), but this is actually wrong. Now let's see how the big lady uses Japanese! Why did Miss Big eat wrong?

In many domestic TV dramas, the word "Missy Missy" in Japanese is usually understood as eating (in the same genre, we also talked about YoWest), but this is actually wrong. Now let's see how the big lady uses Japanese!

Why did Miss Big eat wrong?

Big miss is considered to mean eating, which may be related to rice (); (I am), this is a noun, which means rice. But the correct Japanese way to eat is goHanotaberu.

So the question is, is there a word missy missy in Japanese?

The answer is: yes. "Mi" is a Japanese onomatopoeic word. Can be used as adverbs and three kinds of verbs. It means crunching the floor, etc. For example, the floor creaks when walking.

From 0 10 to 10 10, Japanese people speak like Shaanxi people. Shaanxi dialect was the official language in the Tang Dynasty, which was elegant. Don't forget, Qin Shihuang sent Xu Fu to look for the elixir of life. Most virgins were from Shaanxi, which led to later Japan. (Daqin is in Xianyang) So the Japanese speak like Shaanxi people.

Most Japanese speak Tang dialect. At that time, the Tang Dynasty was in full swing, and Japan asked Wu Zetian to name her Japan GT. The Japanese learned the language of the Tang Dynasty and gradually combined with the local dialect to form the present Japanese dialect.