1. Dig your own grave first, then bury your love.
2, human debt, meat to return. residence
3, people in this life, not only by relationship, but also by ability.
4. Time is like a river, which can only flow forward and cannot turn back. People can't step into different rivers at the same time, and they can't have all the happiness. Now that it's over, let it go with the wind. Guiwang and Anna
It doesn't matter if lining is injured, but it's over if you lose face.
6. hey! You young people! Never suffered. We said there that sweet potatoes should always be prepared in the cellar and some old rice should always be put in the granary. It takes three steps to take one step. No children yet. If you have children, moving is all money. You have to be prepared in advance. acrylic foam tape
7. The men in this alley are either gambling or whoring, and those who don't gamble or whoring are sissies? acrylic foam tape
8. Marriage is a competition with oneself to some extent. Nonsense and madness
9. Most men in China wander by the river and occasionally get wet shoes, but they don't go home barefoot. Nonsense and madness
10, many times, life has failed your expectations in this way, but inadvertently missed the opportunity. residence
1 1, then don't have children, when you don't feel the burden of raising children. People should take care of themselves before they can take care of others. As before, the family wears a pair of trousers and has children in a litter, instead of finding fault with themselves? Don't say that adults suffer, so do children! If you have children, you should be responsible for them. If you can't give them a good life, you might as well not have children. acrylic foam tape
12, if you want to win the honor of eternal singing, you have to die a fair death. When you are young, your new favorite is added to you. If you are not tired of seeing it, you will kick your legs and leave the most aftertaste. Nonsense and madness
13, the singing skill shifts to unbearable death.
14, men are not as reliable as clothes.
15, the capital market is not for ordinary people to play. residence
16, 30 days of tension for a day of relaxation, cruel!
17, when women talk, they mostly talk to themselves; If you listen attentively, you will be insane, and in the end you will be as worried as they are. Guiwang and Anna
18, it's better to be kind to you for a thousand days than to be laughed at. I don't know my daughter well. What a bitch. Go on, go on, I just hope you can come back to me without crying in the future. Well, you just haven't suffered from your mother-in-law. If you are really lucky, that's my blessing. I'm afraid you are a smiling tiger. Don't spit bones when eating. acrylic foam tape
19, a person's greatness does not mean how much you have contributed to the society and how much you have achieved. When you face temptation, you know how to give up. residence
20. When people choose the upward ladder, they will give up many details. residence
2 1, the definition of petty bourgeoisie is that you think you are elegant and keep calm in the face of chaos. Guiwang and Anna
22, the girl in the flower season, accompanied her all the way, from the flowers blooming to the present haggard. Although she has a bad temper, it is not her fault, it is forced by life. It's hard for women to keep a bad face when they go out with cars and servants. In such a glamorous city, if a woman is willing to follow her with nothing, she should be grateful, tolerant and love her. Make her happy. residence
When I went to Huaihai Road, a brick hit 10 people. Five of them are foreigners, four are group bosses, and 1 is a countryman. Why are you looking for such a countryman? acrylic foam tape
24. Women's wrinkles are laugh lines. The more you laugh, the deeper the lines. Yours is not deep enough, because you laugh less. Be happy every day and become an old lady early. Guiwang and Anna
25, fitness, what figure? With so much work at home, it's healthy enough to filter from top to bottom, and you have to spend money jumping outside. When did I stop sweating? I didn't see her reach out. Lose weight and exercise. Eat less meat and work more, and you will have everything. I don't think it is comfortable for her not to spend money. Don't follow the defender! Your daughter-in-law is what you used to make! There is no shape at all. Lazy and arrogant. You don't care about her! acrylic foam tape
26. The difference between people before and after: As a wife, you can be delicate, lazy and even dissolute occasionally, but as a daughter-in-law, you should show a kind of caution, a kind of humility and a kind of fear, just like you converge in front of the unit leaders, so as to show social order. When parents are away, the home belongs to you alone; With my parents here, I can only sit on the sofa half ass. acrylic foam tape
27. Will there be spirit with material things?
28. Beckham: What is happiness? Happiness is shredded pork on the head of chopsticks. residence
29. This delightful photo is right on the bull's-eye.
30. What does she call her food? I cut a bowl of braised pork into 28 pieces, you eat 8 pieces, your father eats 7 pieces, and she eats alone 13 pieces! If this pot of meat is kept at home, with some radishes and potatoes, your father and I can eat it for a week! In this way, how much food will be wasted in a month? This house is not Jinshan Yinshan. Everyone opens their mouths and pays from it. How much money can't stand it! Let alone dress and buy a house. Look at your wardrobe! How many bodies does a person have? You can change one set every day for a month. Gas, electricity, telephone, your mobile phone, going out by car, which is free? Looking at earning a lot, I can't save a few flowers a month. You don't have a sense of crisis in your head. What if someone gets sick one day? What if you have a child? You shouldn't cry when you need money. Mom has been there before, and you have never experienced anything. Mom should tell you in advance that you can't watch you walk by the river without a hand. Your day, it's too close! acrylic foam tape
3 1, my mother's life experience, free to teach you: men should be capable, not good-looking, but personality! Nice trouble! Character is in trouble! Is Napoleon short? King! Beautiful men are useless, beautiful women are vases, and vases can still sell for a few dollars. What a fart! Do you understand what I said? acrylic foam tape
32. Men with mistresses are all blue-collar workers.
At the age of 33, he finally entered the ranks of millionaires.
34. I play mahjong with your mother every weekend, no more or less than 500 yuan, and I lose strategically to your mother. How professional this is. When I get paid every month, I already have some automatic transfers to your mother. I have to pay in installments to get a wife. acrylic foam tape
35. When a woman has her own home, she gets married.
36. Love is a hormone in the early stage, maintained by impulse, and breathing in the later stage, which has become a necessity of life and maintained by family. Nonsense and madness
37. In fact, all women care about is a compliment, but many of them seem to ignore it. acrylic foam tape
38. A wife is someone who will nag in your ear all your life.
39. Literature is parsley on fish.
40. This makes me look like a mistress despised by the world. residence
4 1, marriage is actually a shackle, willing or unwilling, once put on, it will voluntarily disarm and give up freedom because of existing commitments. Even the last private zone of dreams is watched by invisible fences. Guiwang and Anna
42. On this day, he should have been a father.
43. I am willing to miss you for so long.
44. Wang Gui understood at least a few facts: 1. Cancer is not so easy to get; 2. The more knowledge a woman has, the more reactionary she is; 3. Both knowledge and ignorance are possible, and I am afraid of a little knowledge; Men will waste half their time when they listen to women, and all their time when they respond. Guiwang and Anna
45. To tell the truth, I am also a man who wants to be his first wife like a Shanghai man, and I have tried. But in the process of my mother's arrival, I found that Shanghai men are too demanding of themselves. Kind of like Jesus giving up on who I am. This height is really beyond the general public's cognition. It suddenly occurred to me that from the bottom of my heart, I still hope that a woman can be self-aware and let her feel loved. Perhaps it was an essential mistake to choose a Shanghai woman. Charm can only be used for viewing, not for living. acrylic foam tape
46. People should never do what they are not good at.
47. Overtime is part of Asian culture.
48. Don't miss the whole forest because of petty gain.
49. The hardest person in this world is a wife, and the hardest person is also a wife. What you think is simple is earth-shattering at your wife's place. What you think is complicated is obvious to your wife. acrylic foam tape
50. The multiple-choice question is wrong, zero! residence
5 1. Be polite to my woman? Don't be so loud! residence
52. The hardest job in the world is to wear several hats. You can be a good husband or a good son, but you can't have both. Now I finally understand why Baoyu, Shunzhi, Hayden and a series of people finally became monks. The main thing is that it is easier to have a home than not to have one. If I can make my mother and wife happy, I don't mind doing more work. Now the pain has completely surpassed the work. Busy people look forward to doing nothing. In fact, being idle is not necessarily a good job, nor is it necessarily enjoyment. It is said that Japan does not fire employees. If it doesn't want you, it will let you sit on the bench, promote you as a nominal manager, and let you ignore you. Double sided tape? well-known saying
53. I bowed my head and smiled, and suddenly returned to college.
54. The first strategy of marriage is to retire. Is it right or wrong between husband and wife? We should grasp the principal contradiction. Have you read Mao Xuan? The first chapter of Mao Xuan is the magic weapon to defeat the enemy: who is our enemy and who is our friend, which is the primary issue of the revolution. Don't raise the contradiction with Yaping's mother to the contradiction with Yaping. One is the contradiction between ourselves and the enemy, and the other is the contradiction among the people. You should look at this situation clearly. One should be severely punished and the other should be spared. acrylic foam tape
55. Her house is her grave.
56. You are the root I stepped on.
If you have a boyfriend, don't ask him where to meet. That's the root of the quarrel. Just ask him to pick you up at home. Guiwang and Anna
58. If the wound is not rubbed, it will heal.
59. Sex is just a passing sight.
60. This kind of pain? Rejected?
6 1, 40 thousand is still your mother, 60 thousand is our mother. If you don't borrow it, it's probably fucking. residence
62. Getting married is actually similar to bargaining in the vegetable market. Everyone has their own bottom line. The same desire to make a deal, I will retreat a little if you enter a little. Nonsense and madness
63. It turns out that soft and hard are relative. When a woman regards a man as a tree, she can be as bored with it as a vine. But if a mother takes a man under an umbrella and yells at my son all day, the woman will think that this man is wearing open-backed pants like a slug, which makes her completely lose her admiration for men? acrylic foam tape
Mom, don't worry about us. Isn't there a saying? Children and grandchildren have children and grandchildren? . acrylic foam tape
65. Marriage is a bowl of beef noodles. A few pieces of beef floating on it are just to make my face swallow. Guiwang and Anna
66. I fell in love with you bit by bit.
67. Marriage is Jiao Yuan's Finn.
68. A person's life is a curve with ups and downs. Be happy when the valley is low, because you will go to the high place soon, but it is actually very dangerous when you are high, and you can't see the coming valley. residence
69、? I didn't think about it. I miss you so much that I can't remember. ? acrylic foam tape
70. He is graceful and warm outside, and I am overworked at home. residence
7 1, why do people need presbyopia? Is to make the world more and more blurred, more and more impressionist and more beautiful. One's life is spent in clarity and ambiguity. When they were young, their eyes were blurred and clear. When I am old, my eyes are blurred and my heart is clear. It can also be regarded as reducing pain! Guiwang and Anna
72. People can't help themselves, but their hearts can't help themselves. residence
73. What kind of man decides your destiny! residence
74, 25, unmarried, promising! residence
75. There are many paths to the spirit, and material is one of them. residence
76. The thief is afraid, and the thief is sleeping.
People are afraid of exams nowadays, so everything should be prepared in advance. Being pregnant is a normal thing, and there is nothing to prepare for. acrylic foam tape
78. Men are for living, not for decoration.
79. Whenever someone says they are willing to protect you, they will basically abandon you as their responsibility, such as their husband. You can't even recognize this reality, how can you walk in the rivers and lakes? The first rule of wandering the Jianghu is: You can only believe in yourself. Nonsense and madness
80. Marriage is wrong, divorce is consciousness, remarriage is fallacy and remarriage is stubbornness. Giving birth to a child is a big mistake, and one can live without delay. acrylic foam tape
8 1. If a man really loves a woman, don't play around. If you love this woman, the first thing to pay is neither your heart nor your body. First, get a stack of tickets so that women don't have to worry about the future. The second is to provide a house, at least when you can't have a man, your heart is gone and your body is still landing. residence
If you smoke all your life, you will burn down half my house.
83,800 yuan. Do you still want to get married next year? No way!
84. You are much better than that emperor. I am not afraid of being disturbed at home, I don't have to worry about whether my son is my own, I don't have to spend my whole life in the military, I rarely visit the kiln, and I am not afraid of getting sexually transmitted diseases. It's okay to get over it once in a while. This man, you can't be too comfortable. If you are too comfortable, you will get sick easily. acrylic foam tape
85. An unmarried woman is a swallow and is free. The married woman is a pigeon, and she will come back then. A woman with a child is a duck with a thread behind her ass. Guiwang and Anna
86. Money comes easily and goes quickly.
87. When a person lives to a big and transparent state, there is nothing that can't be laughed at. Sex and love, mother or child, that is advanced wisdom. Nonsense and madness
88. There is no milk here, but there is room for it. residence
89. After thirty years of loan, the interest rolled out of a house. residence
90. It is better to break up with guilt than to get married.
9 1, the daughter is her father's past lover.
92. Men, there are many new clothes in old clothes, but how many have you seen for your mother? acrylic foam tape
93. Never go against your husband's family, or you will lose him. You should put yourself in a proper position, your wife will always be a stranger. If you want to integrate into a family that has been formed for decades, you have to endure it. Either you don't want this man, or you have to endure it. There is no third way. acrylic foam tape
94. This time, I saw my daughter-in-law tear her face first and simply pulled down her disguise. She sat on the ground, beating her chest and crying for land. In Anna's view, crying is like singing opera, with the original flavor of Henan Bangzi, which makes Anna suddenly realize that Guiwang also has artistic inheritance. The specific singing method is as follows: My dead old man, when you committed iniquity, you had an enemy. The enemy grew up and his wings hardened. When he has a daughter-in-law, he will forget his mother. I raised him with a handful of shit and urine. I'm hungry and need food to send him abroad. I didn't spend a penny of the money he earned. I'm here to help, and I don't want to be scolded by goblins. I can't stay. This is a very complete narrative poem, and Gui Wang and Anna were stunned at that time. Guiwang and Anna
95. Farmers always talk about wet paper towels, and it is its real weight to stir off 2 Jin of water. acrylic foam tape
96. Serve those who get rich first.
97. People live freely by reason. People live happily by extravagant hopes. Frustration is the gap between reason and hope. People live in despair because you know that this gap may never be bridged. Nonsense and madness
98. The speed of saving money can never keep up with the speed of price increase.
99. The words "Southeast, Northwest" are abstract words in women's minds, which are juxtaposed with stream of consciousness, postmodernism and nanotechnology. Guiwang and Anna
100, I want to buy a virgin room! ;