Copywriting suitable for abdominal muscles (selected 48 sentences) 1. On Sunday, my colleagues came home to play and talked enthusiastically. My daughter muttered in my ear, not knowing what to say. I said, speak up, there are no strangers. The daughter shouted loudly: mom said you are not allowed to stay at home for dinner today! A child in the neighbor's house is very cute. One day, a guest came and pointed to the wedding photo on the wall and asked, who are the two people on the wall? A:? Mom and Dad, why didn't you? ? The child held back for a long time and said, I, I, I can't climb up! ? If you can't find someone, don't always complain, but think more about your own reasons. Maybe it's because you are too kind to everyone. 4. You said that onion is amazing, and it is the only one among fruits and vegetables that can make people cry. I don't want to deny you, but last time I was hit by durian, I cried all day. Asking others to pay back the money is like unrequited love, and you will always feel embarrassed when you say it. When you get up the courage to say it, it becomes like confession. Maybe you don't even have friends. 6. Endless work, lack of sleep, a wallet that is not fat, a mink that can't afford it, earned 200 million in half a lifetime, once lost memory and once remembered. 7. There will always be someone who will love you, your small eyes, low nose, short legs, weight that won't lose and your shameless personality. 8. My bag was robbed yesterday, and I am very sad. I cried all night. I really can't figure out where I am worse than my bag. 9. After my wife disappeared, I called the police at the first time. The policeman said to me, calm down first. You can't take notes if you keep laughing like that. 10. Just arrived home, my wife whispered: Are you tired when you come back? ? Me:? A little tired. ? She asked again:? Are you hungry? ? Me:? Starving! ? The wife whispered:? Then have a rest and cook quickly! ? 1 1. I asked my mother: If someone gave me100000, would you change it? My mother said kindly to me, fool, I only have one son. How can I give up? I was immediately moved to tears, and my mother looked at the distance:100000 Ben didn't come back, without 500000, no way! 12. At the current rate of rising house prices, I don't want to afford a set of affordable housing. I just hope I can afford an affordable grave when I get old! 13. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, and I feel like a lump of meat. 14. Teacher: You are not active in your study. Why is the person you are talking to so active? You should be as active as you study, and your grades will not be like this. Xiao Ming: Teacher, you are single. Let me see if you're chasing nine people at once. 15. If you lower the ideal standard of choosing a spouse slightly, you will find that those boys who are a little worse than the ideal type are not interested in you. 16. Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line. 17.M: I will take you. Woman: Forget it. Why not? Woman: I feel that every drop of sweat you leave is laughing at my weight. 18. I heard the conversation between mother and daughter in the street. Daughter:? Mom, I find that I am getting whiter and whiter! ? Mom:? You are as fat as a maggot for nothing! ? Daughter:? 19. Go after the person you like bravely, so that you will know that there is more than one person who refuses you. 20. Why do so many people in this world like mermaids, not because she is beautiful, but because she won't cheat. 2 1. Flattery, if done well, is called self-confidence. Shameless, if done well, it is called excellent psychological quality. I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can. 23. Lazy, too, but giant pandas and pigs are completely different. After all, this is a world of looking at faces. 24. Why can't you live without onions, ginger and garlic? Because: life is lush, ginger is ginger, not garlic! I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can. 26. When quarreling with your boyfriend, don't rush to investigate the cause of the quarrel, but find out how he suddenly gained courage. 27. I don't have any outstanding advantage, but I have a special eye for girls. The girls I chased all married good people in the end without exception. 28. Which expert can help me figure out when I can have a lot of money? God replied: when your family went to your grave. 29. Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually pretending. You ask her to open the courier and try it without scissors. 30. They all say that I am beautiful. Not enough to describe me. My beauty is that there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of paths. 3 1. A girl's belly is really amazing. When they eat, their memory disappears. When it comes to milk tea and dessert crayfish, memory is close to infinity. 32. When you feel that you have nothing, you have nothing to love. Look in the mirror, honey, you still have meat! 33. People always have expectations, so that life is meaningful. For example, looking forward to class, looking forward to school, looking forward to holidays, looking forward to school holidays. There are many clocks in the church, and their speeds are different. The priest explained that a clock represents a person, and the more business, the faster it turns. Lady: Which is my husband? Father: God uses it as a fan. 35. Son, what's wrong with poverty? If you are poor, stand up and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short. What about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short but also ugly! On my way home on Valentine's Day last year, I saw a sugar cane seller and bought one if I wanted to eat. When I got home, I met my mother who came out to walk the dog. My mother said, "All girls have a boyfriend holding a bunch of flowers. Look at you again, holding a golden hoop like a monkey. " 37. I just came out of the bank today, met a robber, and then I went back. The robber saw the balance in my card and silently took out 200 yuan to deposit it! 38.？ Why did you delete me from your friends? ? The mobile phone is so stuck that I have to delete something unimportant. ? 39. If you eat less than one meal every day, you can save a lot of money over time, which can be saved for treating stomach diseases later. 40. Many people say that if you can't tell fortune, you will get thinner and thinner. However, sometimes we have to believe. The fortune teller used to say that I was 27 years old and wore a yellow robe. Every day, there is food and transportation. It's so accurate to deliver takeout in the US Mission now! 4 1. If I'm in love, it doesn't matter if I'm late. If I get rich, please do it now! 42. The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to burn incense. 43. Poverty limits so many things, why not limit my weight? 44. Many people say: The world is so big, I want to see it. I just want to ask: how far can you go with such a small wallet? 45. As the saying goes, man, my chin is so beautiful that it is not surprising that I have two. 46. I passed the third exam again and again, and today I failed. The coach finally shouted impatiently at me:? Are you afraid that you can't afford a car after the exam? ? I have nothing to say. 47. Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it seems that it was blown away by the strong wind. 48. If you are fat, you love meat. What happened? It took tens of millions of years to climb to the top of the food chain, not to eat vegetables.