This is a story about the black land in Northeast China, where the strong men have thick eyebrows and stiff beards, and they are very strong in walking, sitting and lying down. The old people there are smoking and drinking spirits, telling the charm of ancient people, which naturally has a unique flavor; The young people there are slender and handsome, simple and charming. The mountains are good, the water is good, the air is good, and more importantly, I want to talk about a few hunters. They are all real bloody men, riding across the horse, armed with bullets, licking blood and playing with knives, chasing eagles and rabbits, and the story is good. Plus a few people are naked on the hot kang, so it's hard to think of anything embarrassing. Just sit down and have a look. There is only one authentic northeast game feast, without semicolons.

The story begins with the ranger Laotiantou in his 60s. He is a Sino-Soviet hybrid of several generations, which is what we in the Northeast say.

Although he looks closer to China, he still has some Viennese physiological characteristics, such as a little deep eyes and sharp eyes. For example, he has thick hair and unshaven beard, so even if he is not angry, his face is livid. For example, his guy is very big, and his crotch is bulging when he walks, so that old ladies who have nothing to do are always around him, even those who have nothing to do.

Such comments make everyone want to see them. What is even more attractive is that Laotiantou, who is usually mighty and domineering, will be particularly open at this moment. He is neither anxious nor troubled. When he was caught, he became even more coquettish, constantly pushing others and saying, "Not big, not big. Ask your wife to leave a door for me at night, and we are good brothers who touch meat once. " This often leads to laughter and warms the atmosphere to the extreme.

It is precisely because of his particularly exaggerated male physiological characteristics and his generous personality that a series of stories have been introduced, which have changed some people and changed some things. Now everyone can feast their eyes.

Laotiantou's duty is to ride around with an old rifle to see if there are any illegal trees, and at the same time pay close attention to it. If there is a fire, he will report it immediately.

In winter, he will go hunting in the mountains with those hunters, so that he can entertain himself, see the forest trees and pass the time excitedly.

Laotiantou's wife has been dead for three years, and life is a bit lonely. But all the men and women in the village are rumored that he was having an affair with the most coquettish horse widow. Some people say that they saw Laotiantou touch the door of the horse widow in the middle of the night, and they also heard that the horse widow was made.

The speaker told a vivid story, and the listener also had a speculative heart. As a result, all the real men and women pushed their crotch up after listening to the orders of the two Sao lords and Sao houses. After returning home, they all put their wives on the kang and made a tough meal, which gave them a good surprise. It seems that a year has passed unexpectedly.

It happened after the first snow. As soon as the snow sealed the mountain, Laotiantou began to hunt in the mountain. I invited several gentlemen, old and young, to his house for drinks in the evening.

It's cold outside, and there's a breeze blowing in the dark. In the bright light of the room, the old and young in a kang sat down around the kang table. The wine was scalded with hot water, a large basin of pickled cabbage Huimian Noodles, a large plate of scrambled eggs with fungus, a plate of peanuts and a pot of stewed mushrooms. The wood in the kang hole is burning, which makes the room warm.

Let's guess a building. Let's have fun. After drinking enough, we began to discuss hunting. On the one hand, hunting is to eat meat and sell skins to improve people's lives. On the other hand, some wild boars and blind bears come to the village to sabotage, and a pig of Li's family is called a wolf to pay for it.

Hunting takes place every year, and it is very famous, and it is arranged soon. Gentle and chubby, Lao Li began to talk about the three chivalrous men and five righteous men in ancient times, and the young one changed the subject and continued to talk about that affair. Lao Li kept his mouth shut and changed the gags of Mr. Tian and Lao Zhao. Laotian's temper is rather coquettish. He suddenly grabbed a young man's crotch and pinched it twice and said, "Fuck, it's as hard as a rolling pin." Everyone burst into laughter and almost overturned the roof.

The first person who made trouble with Mr. Abel Tamata's hair was a strong young man named Black Egg. He teased Mr. Tian and said, "Uncle Tian, tell me about you and Aunt Ma." "

Laotiantou took a sip of wine, wiped his mouth and said, "Aunt Ma? What can I do for your aunt Ma? "

Several little boys began to boo, and they forced him to say that Mr. Laotian gritted his teeth and said nothing. A troublemaker suddenly said, "If tian teacher doesn't talk, we'll take off his pants and give him a bright treasure."

This was a resounding response. Taking advantage of the strong wine, several people laid Laotiantou flat on the kang according to their arms and legs. This is everyone's long-cherished wish. A few elderly fools put on a show to make them fool around.

Mr. Laotian struggled twice and knew it was in vain. He swore a few words and was honest. After all, everyone is familiar with it and used to fooling around. Damn it, be careful How old are you still afraid to watch?

He thinks so. His trousers have slipped by the black egg. As soon as the trousers faded, those men, women and children looked a little stunned, feeling that this guy in Laotiantou looked so manly.

See along while, everyone didn't return to taste, tian teacher was nasty, black eggs to let go.

Mr. Tian put on his trousers and swore, and everyone sat back on the wine table to drink. It is tacit not to mention what just happened. Finally, everyone had a good time, and several people staggered to help them leave home. Black egg deliberately left behind to help tian teacher clear the table. Then the red face where where you said:

"Grandpa, I'm really sorry about this. The joke went too far. "

"You silly boy, 250, let bygones be bygones."

"Hey, if you're not angry, I'll leave." , say that finish, turned and trotted away.

The next day was a sunny day, and the sun shone on the new snow all over the ground, which was a bit dazzling. Laotiantou went to see his old buddy Uncle Mai. He didn't attend the party yesterday. Uncle Mai is an ancestral hunter with a first-class marksmanship. Originally, he hasn't been up the mountain for two years, but this year several blind bears escaped from nowhere, and he couldn't have done it without a master like Uncle Mai.

Uncle Mai stood in the yard, bent down to cough, and tian teacher went over to help him to rub his back and stroke it a few times. Mai Dashu turned around and said:

"I caught a cold and didn't go last night."

Laotiantou said, "Nothing. Anyway, it is similar to previous years. "

Uncle Mai nodded and said nothing. He is a thin old man, and the muscles on his face are tight and firm. Eyebrows are young and delicate, lips are thin and skin is bronzed. He wore a furry mink hat on his head, and his clothes were close to his body, showing a tall and vigorous posture.

"It's up to you this year," said Mr. Laotiantou, rolling up a dry cigarette and handing it to Uncle Mai.

Uncle Mai lit a cigarette, coughed a few times and said, "Well, how many people are going this year?"

"Eight, you and me, Lao Li and Lao Zhao, and the rest are youthful. Black egg, Xiao Zhang, and your nephew Mai. "

"Oh, is everything ready? When are you leaving? "

"Ready, set out in a week. Go to my forest protection station first, which is our hunting base. "

"Oh, I see."

The two men talked about some irrelevant topics again and broke up.

The days passed quickly, and it was the day before departure in a blink of an eye. That night, a mysterious figure slipped into the door of Widow Ma's house and moved like a rabbit. But what this figure didn't expect was that several good hunters were lurking under the windowsill behind the widow Ma's house, waiting patiently to capture this romantic event.

Mr. Laotian entered the house in the dark and reveled with the widow Ma. After a short rest, he wanted to get dressed and leave, but Widow Ma insisted on staying with her all night. Laotiantou couldn't beat her, so he had to hug her, and they slept on the hot kang all night.

Several eavesdroppers outside the house were also addicted and added some dirty jokes that were passed down from mouth to mouth.

The next morning, two people stood on the ground and had a good time leaning against the door panel. When Laotiantou got dressed and reluctantly opened the door. Only to find a group of people standing outside the door, all looking at him curiously.

"Mr. Tian, what is that ringing at the door of Widow Ma's house in the early morning?" A little boy asked with a bad smile.

"Oh, okay, okay, your aunt Ma's door is broken. I just helped her fix it. " Mr. Tian, blushing and touching his beard, walked past them.

"Is it to repair the two meat doors under her?" When he walked away, a guy said at the top of his voice, everyone burst into laughter, and Mr. Laotian left in a hurry. At this time, the widow horse rushed out of the house, swearing and twisting the man's crotch skillfully. Everyone was in high spirits and coaxed. This is really a lively morning full of laughter.

When Laotiantou rode his horse to the entrance of the village, several other people were already waiting there. When Lao Zhao first saw him, he smiled and said, "What's the matter, brother? I heard that you went to Widow Ma's house to fix the door early in the morning. What happened to that door? " Do bugs itch? Or is the door leaf too dry to water? How do you repair the land? "

Laotiantou scratched his beard and said with a smile, "That door frame is a little loose, hehe."

"Ha ha, yes, it will be a little looser when you finish it. I can really talk nonsense. "

Uncle Mai looked at Laotiantou calmly and shouted, "Let's go!" Take the lead and turn the horse's head, on the move.

Several people followed, and Mai and Xiao Zhang's horses were tinkling all the way with bells around their necks.

Black egg and Mr. Tian walked side by side at the end. Black egg thought of last night's situation, and his heart was inexplicably weak. He was silent, and from time to time he aimed his eyes at Mr. Tian's crotch, which was held high by the saddle.

Just as he was in a daze, a whip was gently whipped on him. Looking up, Mr. Tian is staring at him with eagle eyes.

"What's wrong with your boy today? Desperate, was it hollowed out by my wife last night? "

He suddenly smiled and solemnly said that the sun was shining on his face and his beard was shining. His riding posture is tall and vigorous, and his body naturally droops as the horse walks. There is a kind of free and easy, but there is a calm and masculine power in the free and easy.

Black egg looked at him, attracted by an indescribable feeling, and could not help but be speechless.

"Pa", another whip came, and Laotiantou glared and said, "Little rabbit, are you obsessed with ghosts in broad daylight? Talk to you. "

"Oh, I was thinking ... I heard that this year a blind bear is only fine and difficult to deal with." Black egg found a topic and hid.

"Well, yes, it's a female bear. You dealt with it more than ten years ago. Damn it, she killed one of her cubs, and then she disappeared. This time, when she came back, she hurt many crops. I heard that she also ate two people. No, I'll bring Uncle Mai to you this year. "

Black egg nodded and looked at his uncle who was walking in front.

Uncle Mai is a legend among Orion. When he was young, he always went to the Dragon and Tiger Cave alone, and always came back with a full load. Uncle Mai is somewhat introverted and doesn't like to talk. He runs in the mountains all year round. He doesn't have many friends, but he has a constant friendship with Mr. Tian tou. And Mr. Tian tou is afraid of him, and whoever refuses to accept it will accept it. Everyone says that Uncle Mai has the ability to subdue dragons and tigers, not to mention an old field leader.

The vast snowfields in the Great Northern Wilderness spread out in the sun. From a distance, there are patches of birch forest, linden forest, black birch forest, Yang Shulin, oak forest and various broad-leaved arbor forests, and there are evergreen pine forests on the mountains. A rolling ridge bordering the sky is the famous Daxinganling Mountains, where some Oroqen people still hunt for a living.

Wheat, Xiao Zhang and Chun Zhu are very excited. They want to go horse racing. They shouted a command, whipped their horses and began to gallop. Black egg also stomped on the horse's stomach with his heel and cried out loudly.

Mr. Tian's first two steps are neck and neck with Uncle Mai. MaiShu saw his one eye, turned to look ahead, ignored him. Laotiantou scratched the crown of the skull, squeezed one eye and said, "Are you angry?"

Uncle Mai snorted and said, "You are too careless to let people gossip."

"Oh, that what, I and the horse widow ready to get married. So I don't care. "

Uncle Mai didn't say anything either. As soon as he knocked on the horse's stomach, he began to gallop. His speed is obviously much faster than those boys, and soon there is only a small black spot left.

Mr. Laotiantou looked glumly at the place where he disappeared, kicked his horse hard and ran away.

It was already afternoon when they arrived at the forest protection station. Uncle Mai took wheat and Chun Zhu to play game. Lao Zhao and Lao Li were in charge of cooking, and the stove in the room soon caught fire. There are only three tile houses in the forest protection station, one for kitchen and the other for barn. In the biggest house in the middle, there is a big kang that can sleep more than a dozen people. Few people come on weekdays, only those who pick mountain products and hunt occasionally come to stay. But every autumn, Laotiantou will take a few people and prepare enough forage and firewood for hunting in winter.

Black egg and Xiao Zhang moved all the dry food and daily necessities carried on horseback into the house, unloaded the saddle and fed some forage. Laotiantou smoked a cigarette and turned to check the situation. When I came back, the meal was ready. White flour steamed bread, pickles, soy sauce, shredded potatoes, and a large pot of white rice porridge. Everyone is gossiping, waiting for Uncle Mai and them to come back.

There was a gunshot in the distance, and Lao Zhao patted his thigh and said excitedly, "Yes!"

Without much effort, Mai came back with a roe deer the size of a deer, followed by Chun Zhu and Uncle Mai. As soon as Wheat saw the crowd, he shouted, "Uncle's marksmanship is still amazing, and the first shot was right."

He threw the roe deer to the ground, and when everyone saw it, there was no wound on the roe deer, and both eyes burst open. The so-called "opposite penetration" means that the bullet enters from one eye of the prey and exits from the other eye, which will not hurt the fur, but also fetch a good price.

Everyone gave Uncle Mai a thumbs-up, but Laotiantou secretly curled his lips and whispered, "The skin of the roe deer is worthless, so he likes to show off his two broken marksmanship."

Uncle Mai seems to have heard it. As his voice crossed two sharp eyes, Mr. Tian smiled and gave a thumbs-up sign.

After eating, several young people followed Uncle Mai into a condom and dug a trap. Laotiantou peeled the roe deer, took out the internal organs, washed the meat, put it in a cauldron, added water, put the seasoning on the fire and cooked it.

By the time it got dark, everyone came back and shot another roe deer, some pheasants and two rabbits. The first time I laid hands on him, the young man was very excited and kept talking. Only Mai Shu still looks calm and rarely talks. Mr. Tian rolled a cigarette and handed it to him. He took it and smoked gloomily. Everyone is used to his silence and doesn't care. Only Mr. Laotian peeked at him nervously from time to time, looking a little worried.

At night, everyone drinks around the table, eats chunks of roe deer meat and talks nonsense in the mountains and seas. Of course, an affair is even more indispensable, but when it comes to the topic, we run to the widow Ma and the "door repair incident" this morning. Mr. Tian tou smiled and listened to everyone's words, but did not excuse him. Wheat tried to rip Mr. Tian Tou's pants again, but was stopped by the black egg. Uncle Mai also stared at Wheat with a calm face, and Wheat immediately sat down to drink.

Everyone listened to Lao Li's speech about the history of Yang Jiajiang again, and it was full of wine and meat. There is no electricity in the forest protection station, only a dim kerosene lamp. Everyone was tired after running all day, so they heated the kang and took off their clothes to sleep. There are many people and quilts are limited, so we have to sleep together. No one wants to share a nest with Uncle Mai who doesn't talk but has a black face. After shouting for a while, Wheat and Chun Zhu slept in the same bed, and Xiao Zhang and Lao Li slept in the first bed. Originally, Black Egg wanted to say that he had a bed with tian teacher, but Lao Zhao was afraid of having a nest with Uncle Mai and took him away before Black Egg could speak. Only Mr. Tian accompanied Uncle Mai with a wry smile.

It was hot on the kang, and everyone took off only one trouser head and lay asleep talking and laughing. Laotiantou laid the quilt and began to take off his clothes. Black eggs slept next to him, staring into his eyes, watching him rip them off one by one, and my heart thumped. When Mr. Tian only took off a pair of underwear, Black Egg felt a little dry in his throat.

Until Mr. Tian got into bed, the black egg was still immersed in the tempting scene just now. He didn't understand why he was suddenly so interested in Mr. Tian's body, which made him feel incredible.

Uncle Mai smoked a cigarette, took off his clothes and got into the bed of Laotiantou. He blew out the lamp in one breath. Everyone talked quietly for a while and slept quietly.

The black egg is beside Mr. Tian's head, and his body is stretched straight. He really wants to touch him with his body, but he is afraid to touch him. Just because I wanted to touch him, I was more afraid of touching him, so I fell asleep with this ambivalence.

Laotiantou was awakened by urine in the middle of the night. He put on his clothes, opened the door and went out. He threw a big long bubble into the snow and shivered. He ran back to the house with cold. Because his body was cold, when he got into bed, he carefully tried not to touch Uncle Mai's body.

However, just when he was confused and wanted to fall asleep again, a big hand rudely touched his body, from his chest to his stomach, then got into his pants and squeezed the guy who hugged him a few times. Then his big hand slowly took off his pants and ravaged his pile of things. But Laotiantou was really hollowed out by the widow Ma, so no matter how hard the big hand tried, his guy didn't have sex. The big hand finally withdrew in disappointment.

Laotiantou sighed lightly, leaned down, reached under Uncle Mai and whispered in his ear, "After so many years, can't you forget that time?"

This mysterious figure is, of course, our ranger Laotiantou.