If you are kind to others, I will have the impulse to strangle you instantly.

3. The exam is coming, which is divided into two types: I took the exam, and I took the exam; After the exam, there are two kinds of people: after the exam, damn it.

4. The aunt in the canteen will say to herself every time she hears the class is over: The enemy still has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield.

I ate quietly, just like I gained weight quietly. I went to bed late, but I brought a whole body of fat.

6. Feeling ugly must be sick! Why else is the plastic surgery hospital called a hospital?

7. The boy standing there was very handsome, so I went up and grabbed his potato chips and ran away.

8. If you were born with jade sacred beam, if you were born with delicious food, if you were born with fat, if you were born with bangs, if you were born with me, why didn't you have my partner?

9. If you are good, I can consider not patting your ass or touching your chest!

10. Don't say that I am your baby, I am your only one, and I am your most important person. Silly boy, I'm your father.

1 1. When you feel ugly and poor, don't despair, because at least your judgment is right.

12. Ancient times are really good. If you inherit too much pressure, you will become a demon, a demon and a god. In modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become insane.

13. When you ignored me, you were so depressed that you wanted to go to the barber shop to dye your colorful hair and be a happy grass mud horse from now on.

14. I have three friends, one is Dongyan, the other is Xizui and the other is Naner. What is my name, please? Yes, my name is Babe.

15. It didn't take long to pee after eating fruit. A little sad. I feel like a juicer.

16. I always believed that I would lose weight, but now I'm just playing with my weight. It's a pity that I get high when I play.

17. Hello, I'm Baima. Your prince was trampled to death by me. My little princess, come with me.

19. Although I don't have a trip that just goes away, I have a body shape that says I am fat!

20. I used to be scolded by my teammates every day when I was playing the king. Slowly, my fighting capacity has improved, and now I don't scold me, because they can't scold me anymore.

2 1. My deskmate's pen fell at my feet and asked me to pick it up. I silently picked it up and threw it where he could get it.

22. Every time I look in the mirror, I have an impulse to smash it. I am so handsome, there can only be one in the world.

24. If I hadn't met a stylist who acted on my own, I would have found a small partner.

25. The Six Classics heard the Five Classics talking to the Four Classics and saw her second aunt's menstruation coming.

26. Everyone who insists on saying good night to you actually wants to fuck you one day!

27. Don't envy me for not having homework during the holiday. Do you know how tired I am to wear, eat and play every day?

28. As soon as I did my homework, I found the desk fun, the pen fun and the nails fun.

29. Every time you get angry with your daughter-in-law, you must calm down, take a deep breath and tell yourself: I chose, I deserved it, I chose, I deserved it.

30. In summer, I thanked two people: an American named Willis Kelly, who invented air conditioning. Another China man named Hou Yi killed nine suns.

3 1. I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and was finally tied. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

It is said that 90% of boys like to touch girls' heads, and 80% of girls touch boys' heads to touch their sons.

As an emotional person, I didn't realize that I forgot to play light music until I finished my manicure.

34. I have three friends, one is Dongyan, the other is Xizui and the other is Naner. What's my name? Yes, my name is Babe.

35. How to respond gracefully: Why aren't you in love? My mother told me not to hurt anyone.

36. Amitabha, don't be so stubborn in math, wait for the poor monk to sprout you.

After years of study experience, I know that classes are for sleeping, homework is for burning, and the blackboard is for doodling.

38. Someone asked me what it means to take only one spoonful of weak water. I said the world only wants you.

39. Don't think that I deliberately went to your space to see you, and the touch-screen phone accidentally arrived.

40. Every time the teacher says, please put something unrelated to the exam on the podium, I want to put myself on it.