A leader/handsome boy

My handsome boy.

I am handsome.

I am handsome and give us a reason to live.

I was born in an ordinary family with healthy parents, grandpa and some uncles and aunts.

Some people say that when I was born, the sky and clouds in the north gradually drifted from far and near to my roof and became a word: handsome.

& lt My father saw me and shouted at the top of his lungs for a month and a half. He won't believe that I was a child when he was killed. His chromosome inherited a portable kitchen knife and rushed to my mother's bed, waving it. I should reduce those who are in trouble. My mother took care of me in death and let me live.

Grandpa has been suffering from glaucoma for 10 years. I can't tell other people's dogs the distance of one meter, but when I appeared in front of him, the old man burst into tears and never saw a bright day again, saying that he didn't want to see anyone, so as to avoid endless troubles.

Later today, his mother took his father to the hospital for paternity test to prove his innocence. The doctor lifted the quilt and only cried, then went back to wipe his nose. Is this your son who is not human and gave birth to a handsome young child? ......

An intern nurse left, took care of me, and immediately found a box of red inkpad covered with my fingerprints and hair. I murmured: Wang has long hair. If I don't marry you, isn't it clear whether long hair is a lamp Buddha or an underwear boudoir? ......

Mother hurried out, trotted all the way, and accidentally met the old lady next door with children such as obstetrics and gynecology. The old lady grabbed her mother and said kindly, son, this is acute. What's so cruel about it? English children. ....

Mother didn't disturb his quilt. As soon as the old lady saw me, she was like a psycho. She squatted on the ground in tears, shaking her head and barking, as early as 50 years ago! ! ! ! !

Lightning mom ......

I was afraid to go to school when I was 15 years old, not when I didn't go to kindergarten. I dare not go for a long time. The children, teachers and dean in the whole park are crazy. My little daughter's face was swollen like a watermelon, and my aunts beat the children up. If nothing else, just because they were born in the same year as me, the army and the police were dispatched to quell the riot.

I have been fishing in front of my house all the year round, and I have never returned empty-handed. The most interesting thing is that our home is 0/00 km away from the sea, but they often catch tuna and turtle eggs in the small trench in front of our house. Later, it was discovered that after investigation, the tears of countless women who cried in front of my house all the year round were rich in amino acids and tuna which was very suitable for protein to live, nest and lay eggs. Women's tears converge into a small pool. When I was 0/5 years old, the beach was booming. I am 18, and the beach is developing rapidly. They are called Javert.

Razed to the ground.

Once, my really boring house sneaked out at night. I really want to see it. If the female animal runs wild, who knows I'll go out except screaming? I looked back carefully and found that they all fainted on the beach. ...

The U.S. Department of Defense formally sued me in The Hague for ruining the happiness of the first family. It turned out that the president's wife was honest when she was 6 years old, and even proposed to divorce George W. Bush, creating the first divorce case for me in American national history. After the President accepted the summons from The Hague International Court of Justice, I received a summons saying that they were willing to appear in court because this life was unbearable, but the summons did not return to the court, because I signed it, so I was on the way to the postman.

CCTV Focus Interview Team came to interview me. I fainted three times in front of the camera and the glass. Is it responsible for recording my sister-in-law Living and writing in China, Italian plus Spanish.

My face was mosaiced on radio and television, and it was smashed the next day. Slogans were posted everywhere, and even on the portrait of Chairman Mao in Tiananmen Square. CNN said that this was the second China phenomenon during the Cultural Revolution. On the occasion of his visit to China, George W. Bush published a poster entitled "My Poster! Under the protection of the United States, more than 5,000 people acted as T2 agents, but the trade air force attacked and smashed a Greece ... The United Nations devoted itself to building my hiding place, the summit of Mount Everest, and the news was extremely blocked. No one in the world knows where I am except my family and Secretary General Kofi Annan.

I like quiet, really quiet. The blue sky is close to God, right at your fingertips. Quiet, but also boring. I stood at the top and said: I am not handsome! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Suddenly, a quiet voice of Xin 'an Soul Music came from the sky: No, you are lying. ......

God, you can't fool me. .....

I am very angry, very angry! Question God, why do you make me so handsome! !

The voice of god's requiem came again: what did you say?

The whole body was limp and sobbed: Why am I so handsome? ......

God was silent ... after the will, God spoke: I. ...

At that moment, I wanted to jump to the top. ........

Suddenly, a group of people rushed up the mountain at the foot of the mountain. Later, I learned that Annan had been kidnapped. The grandmother of the gangster's mother, led by him, commemorates the ladies around Cixi in China during the Qing Dynasty. Akon Si Tong, the classic minister of punishments, was one of the top ten tortures in Qing Dynasty, and Anna was really an epic man. It was in the ninth sentence that I told her my hiding. ......

I'm crazy! !

I stood on a stone, facing the cliff, hysterical: how dare you come! Jump! !

The crowd stopped and there was an amazing silence. ......

The crowd began to boo, and many people liked to jump off the cliff, more and more! foolish

In the end, only a few people stayed on the mountain, and the others all jumped off the cliff. When I looked down, I put a cushion on my body for fear that I might trip. ......

I'm alone ... I'm a women's group. The focus is on former Pentagon women. Seeing the pride around us, scientists have discovered that human potential is so strong since the last Everest incident, because in the Everest incident, 10% people were terminally ill, 10% people were disabled, and 10% people were mentally retarded. ......

Many cancer patients (women) struggled for more than ten years before they met me and became anti-cancer stars. Some disabled people (women) have stopped using crutches and are in wheelchairs since they met me. For decades, several cracks have won many world records on a large scale.

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Helpless, after the outbreak of World War III, men used atomic bombs to maintain their dignity. ......

There is only one survivor of the explosion, because the nuclear protection zone I want to protect, when I came, the land was barren, and there were desolations and ruins everywhere. ......

Suddenly, I found life on the ground! !

This is a cockroach! ! The cockroach with strong vitality, to everyone's surprise, I only won the cockroach, and it will tremble with tears. I looked at my feet. It turned out to be a cockroach! A complete mother!

On the extra coastline, all the male cockroaches are eyeing!

No one would have thought that the fourth world war on earth happened among cockroaches. .....

Postscript: I have been dead for thousands of years. After the birth of mankind, they restored my bones and buried them in the North Pole. On my tombstone, there are clouds all year round, and there is only one word: handsome. .....

The party needs me to be handsome. Am I not handsome?

The mountain has no edges, the heaven and the earth are in harmony, and you dare not be handsome.

Handsome enough to shock the CPC Central Committee, even Chairman Mao praised me for being handsome.

I was walking in the street when a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I said, "I am not handsome". Burn and India's five fingers, and then they continue to hit me, calling me hypocritical.

Second, I was walking in the street when another group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I remember last class and nodded and said, "I am handsome." They are another kind of beating me, and the result shows their curse. I'm too modest.

The third time I took to the street, another group of beautiful women surrounded me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" Looking back on the last two "endings", I didn't respond, twisted my body and just wanted to leave. They may have guessed, holding a bag in their hands and giving me a crazy swing. Ping, the most diligent girl in my family scolded, because of your children, you may have been pulled into a handsome boy? "

Every day I keep setting a new world record, that is, my most handsome record in the world.

Handsome is not my fault, it's your own problem that you like it.

Handsome providence, indifference is affectation.

One day, a star invited me out to play. Suddenly, a tiger jumped out of the Woods. The tiger chased Andy, not others. As soon as the tiger turned around, I saw that he was handsome and cool, so the tiger suddenly came up with a plan, held me down and said with a smile, "Don't think you are more handsome, little fellow." I don't know you? " "

CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. When he saw me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit acting in September. ! Not for anything else, because I am really handsome. ...

Handsome people want to be disfigured and handsome before they dare to go to the streets. ......

Send me a pair of couplets in person during the Spring Festival:

The league looks at the ghost horse behind the fans.

Bottom line: Turn around and become a girl who loves him.

Horizontal criticism: Shuai Shuai's

The girl who saw me said to me, "If there are only ten minutes in the world, I will join you. I still remember when you were beautiful. If the world leaves for the next three minutes, you can give me your most handsome appearance. If there is only one minute in the world, I will say it 60 times-you are so cool. " "

A girl, standing at the door of the classroom every morning, looks at me stupidly, just like Nan said, "The world is a desert, but every time I see you handsome in the sky, you fall from a grain of sand into the Sahara desert." "One word a day. One day, I was really tired and knocked on the ground and asked, "How do other deserts do it? "Oh, that's one of your beautiful girls. There are too many ... "

If condescending is a crime, I have gone too far; It's a mistake to be cool. I have to repeat the same mistake over and over again. I'm smart and punished. I don't want to operate on my own?

Handsome, I want to commit suicide, but all the girls beg me: "you see, your courage is really handsome." Handsome is not what you mean, but God must take the world to see how beautiful you are. " "

Idealism says, "I say you are handsome, so you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome. One word-"I am handsome. "

My own sign is that a handsome man is not handsome and he is willing to die. The sign of a hero is a handsome man, who is willing to peel off his handsomeness. Alive, so far, I have a strong and handsome one alive.

Considerable trawl speed.

I coined a very handsome word to describe this artist. Mine is: handsome, charming, well proportioned, heroic, invincible, first in the balcony, invincible, exclusive, jade face, music, invincible benevolent, fearless, indestructible, intelligent in the United States has long been regarded as extraordinary chivalry, unparalleled throughout the ages. Evil fire, water, friends, then without any hesitation, two knives, bullets, courage, generosity, shrewdness, immortal happiness and eternal life together with the sky, indomitable, invincible, human hero, virtuous, talented, humanized, brave and colorful, unique in the world, a model of calm and handsome men, honest and generous conversation, and elegance. Qiao Yueluban, supreme, supreme, flashy, spirited, moral model, not drunk for thousands of cups, not sitting around, well-read, arrogant, noble, just, shocking the past, the first hero of the heroic knight master, anxious as wind, quiet as forest, moving as fire, motionless as a mountain, known as pear flower pressing Haitang.

The most handsome man I met at the right time is also the most handsome man I met at the wrong time. This is a tragedy.

Handsome is not only a person's pain, but also a woman's pain ... I am lonely and old all my life ... because ... all the MM feel that it has not fallen on me. ......

Handsome people will never have handsome, handsome men, so we should seize the time to become handsome.

Waiting for the bus one morning, there is no denying that I was waiting for the bus with some handsome people, but ..... just then, a beautiful young lady. Bravely ran away, I said, "Handsome, Handsome, Handsome ... Lend me ... five dollars?" what do you want to do? "I gave her a look and didn't use my 220 volt power supply to charge. She has seen it. She was lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth, mumbling, "I'm going to call my mother ... today I saw ... a real big guy ... and then I had a seizure." After 3 minutes, 1 10, 1 19, 120 will be blocked.

Finally, the court announced the verdict: "It's not your fault to be handsome, it's your fault to be handsome and attractive." Ah ... handsome, I was sentenced to 20 years in prison. Without justice, 555 ...

One night after 10, a group of foreigners suddenly broke into B43, all wearing black suits, sunglasses and things in their hands. I began to think that this was a killer, trying to kill me. However, later, a foreigner suddenly took the lead and knelt down, pointing to the window where two container trucks were parked. It said painfully, "Dude, I beg you, have a facelift, because you look exactly like Tom Cruise. How can he get by?" "

My exam question is like this:

Title: A Handsome Man

/& gt； I can tell: no, now.

Title: The ugliest thing I saw.

A: This is not acting.

I'm not ugly, so how can the party need me to be handsome? I can't help it, but handsome. In order to catch up with the arduous task of the United States and the four modernizations of the motherland, I will make contributions to the development and progress of this old city.

It looks ugly:

The ugliest in the world

Twice as much as when I was born.

The first time, a doctor pulled it out of my mother's womb. I suddenly fainted and groped for the nurse to close my eyes. I stuffed it back .../> ...

The second time I was born in the hospital, everyone was crying in the morgue, and the dean slapped himself and blamed himself.

It doesn't make sense, then I shouldn't be greedy for money to do this business. .....

Maternal love is great. She doesn't dislike me. I raised an adult, but his picture is on my face, and I put a skull to ease my heart.

I am 1 1 year old. I'm on the third floor, and the last floor is the most curious. Everyone is eager to see the mask.

The student whose nickname is Li Dadan at the end. When I pee, I close my mask. Since then, Li.

Bold students have a strange disease, they can't speak, their eyes are dull, and they do nothing all day, killing their eyes without blinking.

Close your eyes and cry in front of a person's skull. ....

* * * * reported to the Education Bureau, and the Education Bureau sent people to all the students, who could only eat half every morning.

A bowl of porridge, the teacher's salary will not fall to the ground for 2 months .. Look at me. ......

The immediate resignation and withdrawal of the director of education and the collapse of the chain reaction of the paralysis of educational institutions in the country.

Emotion is completely out of control ......

I was walking in the street, and the roadside was full of vomit. A group of pigs rushed behind me and quickly put red hair on me.

Trophy, and gave me a certificate, which read: the pig blows the savior.

The wife of pockmarked Liu next door told him that the pockmarked face on his face was disgusting, so he must learn! I went to their window when it happened.

Pockmarked Liu's wife saw me. Don't talk, take out your money and go to the insurance company. The insured are pockmarked Liu and pockmarked Wan.

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Once again alarmed the United Nations (? Why do they do this? Annan tried his best to force me to have plastic surgery, but it didn't work.

Some plastic surgeons saw me cry above everything else, and nearly half of them went to a mental hospital with the same symptoms. What?

There won't be only one: ugly ... the ugliest. ....

Arafat sent a special plane to pick me up and asked me to stand at the gate of the presidential palace to resist the Israeli siege. I stood there for a minute and the whole army retreated.

The army and Sharon were forced to resign, and the whole Palestinian nation rejoiced, but after Arafat introduced me to the hero of this country,

People all over Palestine can't find lanterns. ......

A writer came to me with tears in his eyes: My biggest dream is to take Nobel Prize in Literature, but

There are too many hosts. I have a trick. As long as I can write a book in front of you, I can win the prize!

I can't believe he left me a week to write the novel "Hell 7>" and even Nobel.

He also won the Seoul Prize in Medicine. .....

The Nobel Headquarters announced that the world can find a word prize to describe my prospects, and literature will get a result for all writers.

I switched to pork, and Nobel Prize in Literature disappeared. ......

The National Football Association specially recruited me to join the team and wanted to take the World Cup out of Asia. China didn't concede a goal, every game.

12:0 score, one goal, a picnic on the open lawn in Ayala, one of my goals before the barbecue, and other players including.

The goalkeepers all threw up on the ground, and even the red card referee could not discuss it.

Our contestants, of course, train the devil to look at my photos step by step, and then I look at my photos for dinner.

FIFA World Cup. Foreign media based in China comment on the incarnation of the devil.

The lie competition in the world begins with the wild words of players of all races. I walked onto the stage and said only three words.

Champion, and keep the title forever, I said: I am not ugly. .....

I cried all night, and the moon whispered, do I look good? Drop a white object gently on the moon, and I pick it up.

At first glance, the white rabbit is a beautiful girl with nine yin and white bones and claws. .....

I shouted at the sky: God is the ugliest?

The sky suddenly began to rain cats and dogs and fell on me. I touched it and it was all vomit. ......

Away from the castle, I asked the mirror: mirror, mirror who is the ugliest mirror in the world, weeping and committing suicide.

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Don't let me, follow me, why?

I held a grudge and died of depression. Who knows, that terrible man forgave me and sent me back to earth. .....

So I wandered around the earth, bored. I don't play the internet and want to chat, so I applied for a QQ number, who knows ... system.

Tip: Because you are terrible (please forgive me for my poor literary level, I can only explain it this way), so death will not provide it to you.

count ......

I don't know. I have this thing and I can't send it out. .....