Funny copy (selected 56 sentences) 1. In this life, it is not uncommon for people to encounter sex and love. What is rare is the opportunity to make a fortune. A child gave me 100 yuan to be his parents. When I got to his class teacher, I immediately knelt down and said, honey, listen to me! ? 3. Take a bath in the bathhouse, close your eyes and start thinking about the goddess. When you think about it, you will react. As a result, Uncle CuO threw a towel at me and blushed. Bah, who do you take me for? ? 4. If you are kind, do it line by line, line by line. 5. What is a master? Is to be able to judge the opponent's intention in an instant, and then kill the opponent invisibly. For example, I: Mom, I think my mom: No money! 6. I have a heart disease: I dare not ask for leave, because I am afraid that once I ask for leave, it will make no difference whether the company knows me or not. 7. All this is not as bad as imagined. There are poems and distant places, sparerib soup, barbecue and nang, shrimp and crab, hot pot and mala Tang, roast duck and fat sheep, coffee and caramel, biscuits and milk sticks, fried chicken and miso soup, durian crisp and shrimp dumplings, pizza and cheese, ice cream and lollipops. 8. I always thought I liked men, but in fact I only liked handsome men. 9. I dreamed that I went to the North Pole. Then a large group of penguins came up to me and said, sister, do you want to use Q coins? ? 10. I drank too much last night and called a Didi taxi. We looked at each other for thirty seconds in the downpour. Much like the opening of a martial arts film! I asked:? Where's your car? ? He asked me: Where is your car? Aren't you a drip driver? Laozi is a drip driver. ? The air suddenly became quiet. 1 1.？ Tell me what fruit you like to eat. Wash the fruit, cut the fruit, cut the fruit. ? 12. ambiguous like what? Enter? Maybe it's okay to wait too long. 13. Life is a limited edition every day. Try to make every day happy and meaningful, not for others, but for yourself. 14. I don't ask+you don't say = this is the distance; I asked+you didn't say = estrangement; I ask+you say = trust; You don't say+I don't ask = this is the tacit understanding 15. I know you have changed, but I want to forget it. Are you ugly? When people say to you. Hello, mom? When do you want to fight back so tactfully? ? Hello, son. ? 17. I really want someone who is always biased towards me. If he makes a mistake, he will always hug me with open arms, so I will run up and jump in. 18. Today, you love to ignore me. Tomorrow I have hyaluronic acid face-lifting needle, whitening needle, double eyelid pad, tattooed nose, eyebrow pulling line, canthus, breast augmentation, body shaping and hip lifting. 19. I'm so excited. I have been single for 29 years. Just yesterday, on my birthday, I got up the courage to confess to the goddess. Finally single for 30 years. 20. Education is your means of transportation, 985 is a supersonic plane, 2 1 1 is a civil airliner, one is a high-speed train, one is a general speed, and the third is a green leather. The specialty is riding a motorcycle. 2 1. If you get rid of getting married and having children, you will change from the difficult mode to the normal mode, then get rid of buying a house and a car and simply enter the relaxed mode. 22. The furthest distance in the world is that I look at you frequently on the bus, and you look at me frequently. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you are clutching your wallet. 23. I can't hate the whole flower sea just because I found a piece of shit in it. I believe beauty is better than ugliness. 24. Life is like fighting the landlord. Some people, who were in a group just now, suddenly became enemies. 25. When people are quiet, just lie down and think it over. It is not easy for people to live, knowing that they will die in the future, but also trying to live. 26. I think I have lost my memory. The specific performance is that once you start shopping, you forget the fact that you have no money. 27. Don't say you are single dog. Dogs are dead at your age. 28. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but it turned into a meatball. 29. The saddest thing: open the wallet, the big leader is gone, and the people of all ethnic groups are still there. 30. Others are in their twenties: face-lifting needle, open eyes, nose pad and fat filling, risorius. I am in my twenties: this is delicious, that is delicious, hahaha, everything that can be eaten is delicious. 3 1. Thin and fat after leaving home, and the local accent has not changed. Children will exclaim who you are when they see strangers, fatty. Horizontal batch: clothes are tight and return to China. 32. Making money is as slow as a tortoise and spending money as fast as a rabbit. 33. Never quarrel with your parents. If you win, you will only be beaten. It takes thousands of years for a monkey to evolve into an adult, and it only takes two bottles of wine for a person to become a monkey. 35. The so-called holiday, scolded at home, no money to go out, a special day off. I feel weak, so I'd better sleep. 36. People who used to be recognized by turning to ashes can't be recognized by wearing makeup now. 37. The husband becomes a philosopher, the wife an economist and the mother-in-law a strategist as soon as possible. 38. Sometimes I feel ugly. I was so worried when I took out my ID card. 39. The face is a thing apart, but is it necessary? Money is a must, and you must take it. 40. Secret love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, and not love is a taste. 4 1. Look at the middle of the nose, look at the face with neat bangs, look at the temperament with oblique bangs, and look at the five senses without bangs. Only then did I find myself suitable for making a mask. 42. When tidying up the wardrobe at night, I found that many clothes were thrown away. Unfortunately, they were all worn by terrapin! 43. Books are scarce at the time of use, and there is not enough money to spend by the end of the month. 44. I passed a lawn yesterday and saw this slogan: Today you step on my head, and next year I will grow on your grave. 45. Some people like your face, some people like your voice, some people like your personality, some people like your life, but I am different. I don't like you. 46. I forgot to bring my mobile phone when I went out in the morning. When I came home at noon, my mobile phone showed a short message from my mother: Son, you forgot to bring your mobile phone. 47. Ma Yun once said: A person's career is inversely proportional to his appearance. I can't bear to look in the mirror. It seems that I am doomed to accomplish nothing in my life. 48. You can't wake a person who pretends to sleep, nor can you be intoxicated with someone who doesn't love you, let alone cut corners. 49. There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. When I think about it after a while, I don't remember. 50. I always close my eyes when I cut onions, thinking that I won't cry, but I still cried when I cut my hands. 5 1. I think there must be a lot of people who secretly love me, because no one has confessed to me for so many years! 52. Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you. 53. The electric fan is really man's best friend. As soon as I asked him if I was ugly, he shook me solemnly all night. 54. I don't know when I will be blessed. It means that some people gain weight, but pretend not to know. In love, you should let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money everywhere. 56. Love is as poor as money in a bank card, but loneliness and desire are as silent as loans.