When I was buying tickets, I heard the two ladies in front of me saying, watch "Maleficent", watch "Maleficent", this movie is so good, sister, I believe you. Aesthetically, I believe in the reputation of the American box office. After walking into the cinema and watching the movie, I was speechless for a long time. This movie is simply amazing---

It is said that this movie was rated A- in North America. The reputation and box office are pretty good, but am I just acclimated or am I a man? I really can’t stand how old my goddess is. Her sexy thick lips in "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" were replaced by the thick cheekbones in "Maleficent" Instead, the director's debut was unacceptable and mediocre. If it weren't for the cute princess, I would have been cursed. I would have slept harder than the princess in the film, even if it was the man I really loved. He kissed me hard and pricked me with his beard, but I didn’t wake up.

As the producer of this movie, Angelina Jolie has unshirkable responsibility for this bad movie. Because 80% of the movie's shots are given to this woman, this flaunting feminist movie, all the male characters in this movie are completely reduced to just passing by, one is an evil and ugly king, and the other is a personal guard who has lost his sense of humor (Crow ), one is a weak prince in a vase, wow, from Frozen to Maleficent, Disney has begun to take another great path towards showing favor to women. Where have all the men died?

In fact, this film is a companion piece to "Frozen". Strictly speaking, "Maleficent" is made into an animated film. If there is music as good as "Ice", it will be as good as Zaineng. A more compact plot might be better to watch. "Frozen", a cartoon that is not promising, can get a great reputation, win an Oscar, and repeatedly create box office myths in Japan, allowing American filmmakers to see it. The rising power of feminism in movies has "Maleficent" again, but the movie cannot give up its preference for Julie, so this live-action version of the animation is not like the movie. Look at Julie's horn shape and exaggerated cheekbones. bones, including the lovely forest elves. People who have watched the movie definitely think that this should be more of a cartoon. Unfortunately, Angelina Jolie, you are old, you no longer have real breasts, and you have lost a lot of men. pink. Sorry, I can only give this movie a passing grade.

In fact, starting from "Shrek", American cartoons have set off a frenzy of spoofing and subverting classic cartoons. All the beautiful fairy tales we were exposed to when we were children have been remade and put on the screen. Starting from The Red-Haired Princess without a Prince (Brave Tales), to Granny Wolf’s Little Red Riding Hood, Princess Pod, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, and The Wizard of Oz, all the classic fairy tales have been subverted and remade, and the most beloved princes and princesses in fairy tales are beautiful. The love legend of Cinderella was completely destroyed (actually, in real life, how can there be a fairy tale of a prince falling in love with Cinderella), Americans understand better than the rest of the world, ---, cried and told me that fairy tales are all lies. Human ---, so in movies that subvert classics, the princes are more evil and uglier than the last, and the beautiful women who can dominate the direction of buying tickets all occupy a strong aura in the movie. Anyway, China, this It is an unbreakable truth. Therefore, in the movie "Maleficent", the scene where the unrelated godmother kisses the princess to wake up can't help but make evil film critics like me think that Lily is the king... Laughing out loud...)

I am not complaining for the aggrieved men. It is the male-dominated world that we have been taught since childhood that has been reset by the filmmakers. If we don’t like red makeup and prefer armed weapons, women can hold up half the sky. But "Maleficent" does not have the beautiful music in "Frozen", the humorous expression of "Shrek", the beautiful graphics of "Brave", and the legendary narrative of "The Wizard of Oz". The director's mediocrity is reflected in his acting skills. The expressions of the actor (Julie) are recorded like boiled water, and there are close-up and long-shot close-ups. There is almost no touching fragment in the plot. The only memorable one is the battle between humans and elves similar to "Lord of the Rings". The dazzling special effects are all The animated wizard was given, and the most important focus of an (animated) movie was lost, the power of storytelling.

A good movie must be a good storyteller. "The Lion King" is actually a replica of "Hamlet", "Toy Story" is about little people and big friendship, and "Ice Age" is about Rebuilding the spiritual home, and "The Primitives" is more like Moses' exodus from Egypt. The reason why a classic is a classic is because it has a strong spiritual torque, because it expresses universal positive energy and makes people talk about it, so it is expressed in classics At most, justice, bravery, responsibility and love, the greatest love - love, will definitely appear again and again, and the prince will marry the princess with a white horse instead of a pair of white sneakers. So to subvert the classics, you need something more powerful than the classics to convince others, rather than a simple kiss on the princess's forehead to wake her up (dare you mouth to mouth---)

Although I know that there is no true love between the sexes in time, TRUE LOVE, let alone falling in love with someone you meet for the first time, even if he (she) is a prince or princess, but I would rather I relive the classics in movies, and I don’t want to let a movie like “Maleficent” with no narrative, no editing, no logic, and no love ruin the deepest beauty in my heart that I have accumulated since childhood.

What’s more, I can’t bear the thought of an ugly prince with a bulging lower body that looks like an ungrown penis kissing a goddess in my heart. And this beauty, this princess doesn’t have it! have! Awake! ,without! have! Awake! ,

Pull this man away and let me---