Have you seen Liaozhai? Most foxes in the series are weak and pitiful, clear and moving, and moist as water. After getting acquainted with the little scholar, they frowned lazily, refused to meet, spoiled, laughed and scolded softly.
But how can you become a green tea bitch if you are not good looking? If you are wearing oil field hair, revealing thick armpit hair and a few indestructible yellow teeth, it is really recommended to take a bath and shave off your armpit hair.
Never afraid to spend money in the early stage, ugly people go for plastic surgery.
The plastic surgery here is limited to fine-tuning, not turning 8 kg of hyaluronic acid into a mutant. If you refuse plastic surgery, learn to make up.
The makeup here is not like Jolin Tsai Jolin Tsai's colored eyes. Green tea bitch has never put on heavy makeup in her life. She only spends 30 minutes on makeup occasionally, but she looks beautiful, as if she has never put on makeup.
Makeup won't save you. Improve your clothes.
You must buy some expensive-looking clothes and some real brand bags. Clothes are skirt-centered, simple and basic. Don't throw a moth into the fire, don't learn the spirit of Aileen, wearing fluffy skirts and broken flowers is really not green tea. ......
Summarized as follows:
Like the green tea sister in green tea dating, she has a face as pure as first love; Wear a light makeup that you want to kiss when you look at it; Wearing brand clothes that look expensive.
If you can't do the above, you can only pray that there are men in this world who don't look at their faces!
After the shape is adjusted, the next step is to learn the femininity of the fox.
In the Beijing women's picture book, Chen Ke's male good friend found her dream. When they were eating rabbit heads together, they dreamed of crying and said, how can you eat rabbits? You are so cruel!
Pampering is not only pampering, but also a natural aura of maternal love. Naive men like me are actually mature, and they haven't grown up yet. If you can forgive his low-level mistakes, he will take you to the altar.
The second step is to learn to be soft.
Who doesn't like gentle girls? What did Lingling rely on for the first half of her life? Tenderness at any time and place, I don't know what choice to force men to make. Real green tea bitches don't ask straight men: Who is better, urala or me?
They will melt him with tenderness. When he video chats with such a green tea sister, you don't need to make constructive suggestions, just listen to him and you win!
The third step is to learn charm.
In short, if you know, you have to pretend, but you can't.
Never write the word work on your face. You must pretend to be ignorant in the early stage. Men definitely have a strong desire to conquer and pride. As a result, what many men like to do best is to persuade women to get into the water and prostitutes to be good!
If the above items are realized, it will be only green tea at most, not a bitch!
Real high-grade green tea has brains but no heart.
You don't need to be an ideological giant. You just need to stand on the shoulders of giants, master certain knowledge, worship men appropriately, and establish equal values with men. You can have enough confidence and courage to keep the green tea bitch from being dumped.
First of all, do what you like and organize it in your own language to achieve invisible results.
If you don't know, start the compliment mode immediately, let the man know that you are her idol and satisfy the vanity of masculinity.
At the same time, let him think that he got you, but he didn't really get you.
Raise others' appetite and be crowned friends in the early stage.
For example, I may not love your Cheng Youqing. This elder sister dreams of Li Daren every day, and wakes up in the morning to say that she and Li Daren are just friends. Li Daren's girlfriend Maggie said, I hate people like you. Clearly there is a ghost in my heart. You have to call yourself a good friend. Prove how good you are for each other. There are many tacit understandings and particularities. Well, if we are jealous, it is that we can't tolerate it. I don't know how to respect your lofty friendship, it's just nonsense.
In just a few rounds, you can basically complete the self-cultivation of green tea bitch.
Make friends with green tea