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1. The flagpole at Jiaochangkou------Guangguyiyiyi

2. Playing Erhu in Fengdu City-------Ghost talk

3. Stir-fried two ounces of meat with two kilograms of Sichuan peppercorns ------- Nausea

4. The sparrow jumps into the bran basket ------- empty joy

5 , The mangy baby yawned ------ loudly

6. The dog is willing to use a kitchen knife --- a dead end

7. The dog wears glasses- ------Pretend to be polite

8. The panda in the zoo -------is a fucking national treasure

9. Use a mosquito weighing weight----- ---Practice your hands and feet

10. The dead fish's tail-------don't swing it anymore

11. The rat climbs the scale hook-------self-proclaimed< /p>

12. The bell at the Jiefangbei ------- the masses' opinion

13. The mute eats glutinous rice balls ------- he knows what he knows

14 , Mosquito bites the Bodhisattva ------- Mistaken person

15. Shrimp crossing the river ------- Modesty (pulling the beard)

16. Big The crucian carp shell in the ditch——more dead than alive

17. Hanging in the pocket for half a day——pretending to be crazy

18. Night Pearl masturbating——treasure Climb to the sky

19. The dwarf crosses the river----Safe(drowned)

20. Kill one hundred and twenty ducks in one morning--niazuike

21. The thatch on the Lanya - the wind blows on both sides

22. The mouse turns the bellows - the wind blows from both sides

23. The Clay Bodhisattva crosses the river - he cannot save himself

24. The Night Pearl comes to the salt can - the treasure is salty and flavorful

25. The Night Pearl bèn soy sauce--- - Baode is salty and smells

26. Wang Erniang’s bound feet----long and smelly

27. Dá crawling on the Maos board----death Not far

28. The cat turned over the steamer---lost virtue for the dog

29. Zhu Bajie crossed the Huoyan Mountain---beat a rake down

30. Take off your pants and spank----unnecessary

31. Cat scratching glutinous rice cake----can't take off its claws

32. Wiping buttocks with chaff shell---- Crawling backwards

33. Yellow mud rolled up the crotch - whether it is shit or shit, whether it is shit or not, it is still shit (equivalent to "it is difficult to explain")

34. Luo Guangwen The team ---- collapsed

35. Chiang Kai-shek looked at the map----finished

37. Chengdu to Huayang----appeared and appeared

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38. The sharp head reaches the stool pile - plant deeply

39. Maoskan grows vegetables - make do with shit

40. Hunchback rolled into the ditch - seven arches and eight levers

41. Rolled to the head of the bleaching water - completely washed away

42. Diving from a high platform - stuck deep< /p>

43. Don’t think you are Xu Xian—Yao Sun Snake

44. Yueyueba’er plays with a machete—clearly chop (clearly stated)

45. Old The cucumber is painted green - pretending to be tender

46. Lai Gebao eats cowpeas - suspended

47. The duck died on the ridge of the field - the mouth is hard

48. Eating peaches in the middle of the night - only pick up the raked ones (mostly used by those who bully the weak and fear the hard)

49. Toothbrush hair removal - there are many holes

50. Yaer Drinking---Drunk (the most) hammer

51. Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror--he is not a human inside and outside

52. Ye Mingzhu farts------Bao Qi

53. Sprinkle pepper on the grave ------ Ma Gui

54. Ducks grow up to the head ------ it takes a day

55. Luminous pearls stuffed at the foot of the bed - stuffed with treasures~~

56. Light a lamp in the toilet----seeking death

57. Insert a scale beam in the toilet---- --Excessive anger

58. Porridge in tiles---I can't finish it all

59. No paper in poop------I can't think about it

60. A blind man beats a wife------lost her hand

61. Dancing under the pepper tree------- drags Ma Lao

62 , Narcissus does not bloom ----- Pretend to be garlic

63. Die against the fallen wall ----- Feces (angry) send pictures to the wall (strong)

64. Mao Si Swimming in Taipa ---- march forward bravely

65. The eagle belches - the chicken has eaten too much

66. The tail of a dead fish---- No more showing

67. Dog riding a motorcycle--not understanding science

68. Dog sitting in a bag--not knowing how to lift

69 , A blind man wears glasses ---- redundant circles

70. A green onion stuck in a pig's nostril ---- pretending to be an elephant