There are many funny questions on the internet now, not for answers, but for cheating. Can you reflect these funny and deceptive questions? Let's take a look at the deeply touching problem of routines.

The question touched by people with deep routines is 1 1. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" "I don't know." "Tang Priest, I will marry you."

2. "I'm looking for a store." "What shop?" "Your phone."

3. "I want to travel recently and want to travel around the world." "Let's go then ~" "Ok, I'll walk around you tomorrow."

4. "Do you believe in love at first sight?" "I don't know." "Why don't I try to pass you again?"

5.i want to lose weight. They are all thinner than me. " "I like you, not them."

6. "I am in good health." I can't stand the wind and rain. "I just can't remember you."

7. "Our team leader is really annoying. He won't let me go after work and wants me to work overtime. " "Your team leader is really a bit bad." "Yes, he often finds fault with me. People in our office are very angry with him. " "Well, stop complaining and give me a hug."

8. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"

9. "I envy every drop of rain that falls on you." "And the umbrella you took."

10, "Hello, may I know you?" "Why?" "I think your future has something to do with me."

1 1, "I want to change my style recently", "What style" and "I can't live without you"

12, "Hey, let me tell you a story." "Well, all right." "Once upon a time, there were two people, I loved you and I didn't love you. Who is left after I don't love you? " I love you! I love you too.

13, "Yes, I just like you hopelessly." "Why, refuses to accept? If you don't accept it, you like me. "

14, "Just like it." "Help you empty your shopping cart."

15, "I want your temperature." "Speak human words." "I want a hug."

16, "Hey, I always lose when I buy the ball recently. Do you know why? " "Why?" "It took me all my luck to meet you."

17, "I looked for the store for two days, but I couldn't find it." "What shop? So hard to find. " "Your phone!"

18, "Can you tell me your heart?" "I can't." "Why?" "Because only you have nothing to say in my heart."

19, "You may fall down at any time, no matter which direction." "I am yours everywhere."

20. "Girl, how about I give you a divination?" "Good" "Oh, girl, let me count. You don't need me in your life. "

The deeply touching question of routine 2 1. There are a pair of identical twin brothers. Brother has a mole on his ass, but brother doesn't. But even if twins wear the same clothes, some people can immediately know who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother. who is it? Answer: themselves.

2. There is a lettering gentleman, and the price list he hangs is written like this: carve the four corners of "official script"; Carve "Song Style Imitation" at 6 corners and "Your Seal" at 8 corners; Engrave your lover's seal 12 yuan. Then what is the unit price of his lettering? Answer: 20 cents per word.

3. A person has three hairs, why should he cut off one? Answer: He wants to be Sanmao's brother.

Mr. Hua has a skill, that is, people who see him will automatically put their palms up. What's going on here? Answer: He is a doctor in China.

5. Old Man Mei, go to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor told him to relax. What happened to him? Answer: beans and corn.

6. Who in the world will suddenly get old? Answer: the bride. Because today is the bride, tomorrow is the wife.

7. How much is a heart worth? Answer: 1 100 million. Because you are single-minded!

8. How much should I take when I go out in typhoon weather? Answer: 40 million. Don't go out because there is nothing to do in typhoon weather.

9. The exam is coming. What books can't I read? Answer: Encyclopedia (all encyclopedias are lost).

10, if tomorrow is the end of the world, why do people want to commit suicide today? Answer: Have a place in heaven.

1 1. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Reason: I'm not afraid of 10 thousand, just in case.

12, Question: What is the pencil's surname? A: Xiao. Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil. 13, Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

14, Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

15, Question: How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: Silence (silence).

16, Question: Who runs fastest in history? Answer: Cao Cao. Reason: Speak of the devil.

17, question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit! Answer: 40 Reason: Facts speak louder than words.

18, a friend's house was a guest, and the friend insisted on killing a chicken to eat. He also said it was his business to kill a chicken on holidays. Look at him holding a knife in his hand and grabbing the chicken's neck! Ten minutes passed, and the chicken was strangled alive. Then I returned the 2000 yuan I lent him years ago.

19, the Zen master poured a can of gasoline on Xiaoming, then struck a match, and the flame was close to Xiaoming's face. Q: "What do you realize?" . Xiao Ming: "Will you die if you don't blow?"

3 1, Spring Festival is coming, and your family has a pig and a donkey. Kill the pig first or the donkey first? (answer: kill pigs, donkeys think so too; Kill the donkey, and the pig thinks so; Don't kill both, pigs and donkeys think so.

2, the tortoise and the rabbit race, the pig as the referee, who wins? Answer: No matter which answer, the person who answers is a pig, because only the pig who is the referee knows the result.

3. What will the fat girl say when she is sick? (Answer: Take care)

A pig was with a tiger, and the tiger died the next day. Why? I don't know. C: By the way, neither can pigs.

5. Which part of the human body in the world is exactly the same color? (answer: blood)

6. A busy hospital has no beds. Why? (Answer: Because it is a veterinary hospital)

7. Golden wood fire and water, whose legs are long? (answer: ham sausage)

8. How much is a heart worth? (Answer: 1 100 million. Because of undivided attention)

9. A face fell from the sky. Do you want it? (answer: yes, cheeky; No, shame on you. )

10, ask me if I am a white rabbit. ""Well, are you a white rabbit? " "Well, I am. You asked me again if I was a giraffe? " Are you a giraffe? "You idiot! ! ! I am a white rabbit! "

1 1. Do you know what animals like to ask why? A: I don't know! B: Pig! A: Why? B: Because you are a pig!

12, A: Let's compliment each other. B: Of course. You go first. B: You are so handsome. You have a good eye! B: ...

13, "Have you ever studied magic?" "No" "Then how did you become ugly?"

14, I will give you a trick to make you forget that you are a dog. I am not a dog at all! ! ! Look, forget it.

15, dear, do you dislike my ugliness? Of course not. So you mean you think I'm ugly.

16. Actually, you have an advantage. What are the advantages? Ghosts dare not run to your house at night.

17. Where is the highest birth rate on earth? (answer: delivery room)

18, 30-50, which number is worse than bear shit? (Answer: 40 (Facts speak louder than words))

19, as long as you call its name, it will be destroyed. What is this? (answer: silence)

20. Lao Wang shaves many times a day and still has a beard on his face. Why? (Answer: He is shaving others)

2 1, a person has three hairs, why do you want to cut off one? (Answer: He wants to be Sanmao's brother)

22. Which of the 26 English letters is the most stupid? (answer: u (you, that is you. ))

23. What color are the teeth of black and white babies? (Answer: Babies have no teeth)

24. There is a fool who always says no to everyone he meets. "Do you have money?" "no!" "Do you have a home?" Excuse me, have you seen this fool? (Answer: No (then the other person is a fool))

25. Why don't professional mountaineers go to the mountains? (Answer: Daoshan)

Swimmers dare not swim in any sea (answer: sea of fire)

27. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times, and then turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? (answer: face the ground)

28. Why do two tigers have to fight to the death and never give up? (Answer: No one dares to stop fighting)

29, Jin Mu fire, water and soil, whose legs are long? (answer: ham sausage)

30. When five pieces of wood are put together, what will it eventually become? (answer: forest)