Author: armel

alumni association

Scene: beauty shop front desk

Scene 1: A middle-aged man and woman, a beauty technician.

The technician just sent away a customer who washed or maintained his face.

Technician: "Sister, the next facial maintenance is the 8th. Don't forget, take care. "

The door opened and a man came in, followed by a lady.

The man threw an iphone5 in his hand to the front desk. "The waiter should have a double room with sauna."

The technician stared blankly for a moment, raised his hand and waved "this is a female bathhouse".

Man "..."

"Excuse me, little girl, I just saw a rosy beauty. I thought she had just taken a shower. "

Technician: "Oh, that girl has just finished facial maintenance and looks very rosy." Sister, you are so beautiful. "

This lady is embarrassed. "We came back to attend the reunion, and we found a single room to take a shower at home. There is no room in the public toilet. I saw you here and thought it was a bath. "

Man: "even if you ask, can't you?"

The technician looked at the man with a cold face. "Don't you think I look like a civil servant? Stand back and look at the "Man Stop" on the wall.

The technician turned his face and said to the woman with a smile, "Do you want to do facial maintenance?"

Girl "How much is it?"

Technician "1580, give you a 20% discount"

Man: "Your ancestors were executioners, right?"

The technician's eyes are white. "Those who rob the Tao make good use of double axes, kill them and bury them." The woman smiled and dragged the man behind her back.

Technicians face back to the woman "elder sister, make money for the sake of what, I think, people ah life is like this, for a man to live a lifetime. On the other hand, you know what men fear most. What they fear most is that the wife next to them will get old when they close their eyes. If you don't deal with it quickly, he will come up with some bad ideas when you are really old. "

Men are angry. "You are quick to pull down. What men are most afraid of is that their wives are here for maintenance. When they close their eyes, their daughters-in-law will run away with others. "

Scene 2: Middle-aged woman A, technician, middle-aged man and middle-aged woman B.

The door opened and a middle-aged woman came in: "Hello, are you busy?"

"Sister colchicine, it's okay, technician. Two customers have consulted. "

Female B "Li Qiushui! You don't know me? "

Woman A: "Oh, Wang Yuyan, I didn't notice, I didn't notice. Oh, when did you come back? You come back to the party. You said a few days ago that you would definitely not come back, and you didn't come last year. "

Woman B: "This is not the monitor's request not to be absent from the group. It's just that my family has annual leave and will come back. Let me introduce my family. This is my classmate Li Qiushui, who works in the Finance Bureau. I told you. "

Man: "Oh, Li Qiushui, Qiu Shui woman, nice to meet you."

Woman A: "Oh, hello, welcome to our little place. What's your name? "

Male "Liu, Andy Lau" and female A laughed with the technician … ..

Woman A: "I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to. Your name is too unexpected. "

This man is very calm. "Nothing, I am used to it, mainly surprised."

Girls laugh together.

"Elder sister, the technician sat down, you sit down and talk. Your classmates are so close. How many years have there been homecoming? "

The man rolled his eyes. "Homecoming reunion, breaking up is a pair."

Technician "Brother, are you here to see my sister run?"

Male: "My son has a date. Who's watching who?" I said I wouldn't come, and she was afraid that I would also attend the reunion. "

Female B has white eyes and female A smiles.

Woman A: "Rosa, do you want to dress up for the party, too?"

Woman B: "No, I'm looking for a place to take a bath. I went the wrong way. "

Woman A: "Oh, let Xiao Yang make a cup of tea and let's talk for a while."

Technician: OK, I have Tieguanyin here. Let's soak it.

Woman A: "You didn't come last year. This is very interesting. I'll give you 8 18. Remember Wang Meili, the beautiful-looking man? When he came last year, he was awesome, carrying LV and smelling like a No.5. "

Technician: Sister, what is No.5?

M: chanel no.5, a famous French perfume brand, Marilyn Monroe once said that wearing only chanel no.5 means wearing perfume and sleeping naked.

Woman B: You know a lot?

Man: Who hasn't had a reunion yet?

Technician: Oh, what's the matter? When I was a child, there were so many mosquitoes that I couldn't sleep at night in summer, so I used my dad's dichlorvos sprayer to spray on my legs and arms. No mosquitoes or bugs bite me (singing the baby's golden water song), hum! She sleeps in chanel no.5, and I have universal dichlorvos! (turns his face to the audience with a ferocious expression)

Stop fooling around, you two. I have not finished my words yet. (To Woman B) When Wang Meili went to the boy circle, he asked the boys what they thought of me. Unfortunately, Wei Xiaobao in our class said, "Well, yes, it's very international, like a Korean star, playing the Queen of the Palace." You know Wang Meili's face, which was beautiful when she was young, is a little fat now, really like the persimmon face of a Korean aunt. Haha, Wang Meili was so angry that he picked up the whole cup of tempting work for three times, and soon it was high, pulling the monitor's sleeve and crying. . . I'm Jiangjin, I'm not the Queen of the Palace. What I did in the beauty shop was more than 65438+100000, so I didn't take good care of it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha "

"Oh, that beautiful technician sister looks so beautiful, just like Kim Hee Seon. Well maintained, the skin is much better, and your classmate is really poor. Get a cosmetic bag for Mei Jie next time. "

Woman B: "I think it's beautiful, too, even if my face is fat."

Female b "it's me instead, maybe my son left school and I'm idle." When I looked in the mirror that day, mom, I became an old woman. What did this guy say (finger man)? " Wrinkles are full of stories, and there is a clear sound in my stupid sleep. "Female A smiled, and female B was ashamed of Yu Xiao. The technician smiled and the man giggled.

Woman A "Xiao Yang, do you have any wrinkle cream?

"Elder sister, how is your technician? Do you know the name of our shop in the Jianghu? Wrinkle killer years electric iron! Zhao Jin, come on, I'll wrap it for you as Sharon Si Tong 30 years ago. Are there any wrinkles we can't handle, sister? Don't worry, I'll iron it for you today, free of charge. (Looking back loudly) Jiajia, burn iron. "

Female A and female B "Ah! -Ha ha ha ha ha, scared me to death, little girl. "

Technician: "I'm kidding, sister, there really is a set of ironing and wrinkle removal suits." A set of 12 times, once a week, the effect is good. However, in addition to using this product to massage and soothe facial nerves and nourish the skin, we should also pay attention to hydrating more, sunbathing less, sunbathing less, wearing a scarf in summer, washing your face without hot water, and smiling for too long. "

Woman A: "Oh, it's too much trouble, but I can't help it. My daughter is getting married next year. I will work hard 100 days to maintain my state to the best. Then I showed my in-laws that my daughter is also a regular manufacturer (patting her belly). (Laughter) She has a quality control system, a three-year warranty and lifetime maintenance. You said I was one of the top 500 beauties in this county 20 years ago? Ha ha ha ha "

Woman B: I said you are dressed so brightly. Your daughter's clothes are right. If you have a daughter, at least get dressed while you are young.

Woman A: Stop it. You must have a girl in colorful clothes at last year's class reunion. Either a girl or a girl bought it. Even men are the same. The girl who gave birth to the girl is dressed in fashion.

The technician looked at the audience: elder sister, I think all the people who come here tonight have daughters. (Michael Qi)

Woman A: Even boys have grown into second brothers. Looking at the boys sitting together, I think that pigs and pigs eat watermelon, except pigs and pigs.

Woman B: Haha, that's how men look at my house. I followed him when he was a young man full of energy. After a few years, he became bad, not to mention pleasing to the eye. I can't eat without cooking.

M: It seems that going back to school is the only criterion to test beauty. If men go bad, women will go bad. When he is old, he will be old.

Technician: Haha, you are so humorous, but I think my sisters are the most beautiful at this age.

The man shook his head: hey, time is a butcher's knife, and many apples have become walnuts.

Technician: What you said is wrong. Our store manager put it well: Michelle monique Rice in her forties, Rosamund Kwan in her fifties, and Liu Xiaoqing in her sixties all look very young. We should pay close attention to physical maintenance, get rid of toxins in the body, dredge the meridians of liver and kidney, and be clear about the internal organs. Try to go to bed early and not get up early, get enough sleep and be full of energy, and be sure to live younger and younger! ! !