Counselor: Then forget about her!
Patient: I don't want to forget? I can't forget it at all! ……
Counselor: I have an idea, forget a relationship!
Patient: Then tell me quickly!
Consultant: Well, let's see what kind of person you are first.
Patient: What kind of person am I?
Counselor: Yes, I can prescribe the right medicine. Are you a diligent person or a lazy person?
Patient: Hard-working person? Lazy? What does this have to do with my ... my illness?
Counselor: Believe me, my cure rate is as high as 99%! Keep your word, invalid refund!
The patient is late in paying medical expenses.
Consultant: If you are diligent, find a new lover quickly! If you are a slacker, put it off again, time is your best medicine! ……