Do you think having money will make you as happy as you think? No, you are wrong. The happiness of rich people is beyond your imagination.
Remember to smile all the time, it will make you look like a psycho who can't be provoked casually.
4. Why try to make money? Because I'm afraid to shake hands with people. They wear Cartier and you wear rubber bands.
God gave me the nature of eating goods, but he didn't give me the identity of a local tyrant or the figure of a model.
6. Big data shows that quitting smoking can prolong your life span for nearly ten years. So if you quit smoking again and again, you will live forever.
7. Never quarrel with your parents, because if you win, you will only be scolded, and if you win, you will only be beaten.
8. Others' twenties: face-lifting needle hyaluronic acid opens the corner of the eye, pads the bridge of the nose, and fills with fat risorius. I am in my twenties: this is delicious and that is delicious.
9. Go after the person you like bravely, so that you will know that there is far more than one person who refuses you.
10. At first, he could tolerate how headstrong you were, but later, you didn't even dare to lose your temper.
1 1. What if I don't want to wash my clothes? Just marry a daughter-in-law If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, I will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is tough, you should learn to wash clothes.
12. How to describe a beautiful woman? In ancient times, it could support the whole brothel. Putting it in modern times can revitalize Dongguan.
13. The so-called good man is not allowed to be cool with his wife, not to make her jealous, not to give in when quarreling, and not to be beaten!
Can money buy happiness? Money itself is happiness.
15. Who said that boys and girls don't have pure friendship? As long as you are ugly, the whole world is your friend!
16. It is said that it is difficult for four kinds of girls to find a partner: first, they don't like makeup, second, they are more homely, third, they are men with character, and fourth, they won't be spoiled and cute. I shed tears when I knew the truth.
17. Do you know why beautiful women have been unlucky since ancient times? Because no one cares how long an ugly person can live.
18. If eating more fish can make you smart, you probably need to eat a pair of whales.
19. Kindness is useless, you have to be beautiful.
20. It used to be called husband and wife, but now it is a mobile phone that never leaves the body, one machine in hand, and it lasts forever. The mobile phone is not in hand, the soul is not there, and the mobile phone does not leave! In fact, the ancients knew it for a long time, and they specially set up an idiom: Now is now or never.
2 1. When you are blind, it's no use having eyes!
22. Do you think hard work is enough? You must be beautiful and rich.
23. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.
24. I really envy you people who have boyfriends to accompany you to the concert. Unlike me, my boyfriend will try to give you a concert.
25. The feeling of taking a courier is like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but you often find that the child looks like the old king next door after being disassembled.
26. Don't talk about the scorching sun. Arrogance is what you should have.
27. It's really dangerous for girls to try not to go out alone at night. Just go into a restaurant, no one can dissuade you, and you will gain a few pounds.
28. These days, the chances of finding true love are similar to those of being struck by lightning.
29. Many times you don't push yourself, and you know that you still have the ability to screw things up.
30. Life is like a dream, always insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed.