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Humorous jokes that tease men
Men spend four flowers: first-class men have flowers outside their homes, second-class men look for flowers outside their homes, third-class men scratch flowers everywhere, and fourth-class men come home from work.

10. Men's Four Ghosts: Going home from work at night is poor, going home at 9 o'clock in the evening is an alcoholic, going home at 12 o'clock in the evening is a goat, and going home at 4 o'clock in the morning is a gambler.

1 1. Men are four idiots: coming home from work, earning money, eating lobster and leaving a phone number for ladies.

12. Men have four ages: Pentium at twenty, Microsoft at thirty, Panasonic at forty and Lenovo at fifty.

13. There are four major areas today: mobile phones wear condoms, pagers wear handcuffs, men wear vests, and women wear bras.

14. Four things that can't be provoked: drinking without eating, wearing a tie with bare arms, being exposed, and riding a bike for 80 miles.

15. Four tragedies in life: long drought meets rain; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating the gold medal

16. Four major setbacks: no one came to the party, no one called the BB machine, and the daughter-in-law didn't want to make trouble. If you want to cause trouble, you must wear a condom.

17. Sixian: rich woman, leader's money, laid-off workers, researcher.

18. four senses: I didn't know that the official was small until I arrived in Beijing, that the building was small until I arrived in Shanghai, that the money was small until I arrived in Shenzhen, and that my wife was old when I arrived in the box.