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What do doctors usually talk about in WeChat group? The chat records of all departments are amazing.
"Choosing a clinical postgraduate major means choosing a department", which is divided into two categories: partial internal medicine and partial surgery:

Partial medicine = clinical thinking is extremely important+endless medical history+long rounds.

Partial operation = practical ability and its importance+endless scolding+long operation+operation cost.

Tumors: more money, more face, less trivia and less disputes.

Tumor intervention: oncologists with imaging signs (clinical students are welcome to apply).

Plastic surgery: the doctor's face value directly affects the income.

Tumor, tumor intervention, plastic surgery: our league name is so shiny! ! !

Heart (intervention): I am willing to give my life for money.

Orthopedics: the first part: three major operations, the second part: a small community to pick up a bone, horizontal batch: all money.

Digestion: I have seen more incense than you have eaten.

Skin: Besides sexually transmitted diseases and acne, don't think of us too obscene.

Urology: I am so tired.

Puwai: Upstairs, hehe.

Obstetrics and Gynecology: Upstairs, hehehe.

Mind: upstairs, hehehehehe.

Shenwai: Upstairs, hehehehehe.

Plastic surgery: I either save a mine or wait for it to dig me up.

Oral cavity: I either save a mine or wait for a mine to dig me+1.

Ophthalmology: I either save a mine or wait for the mine to dig me +2.

Skin: I either save a mine or wait for a mine to dig me +3.

Anesthesia: whether I am good or not depends on how the surgeon does.

Shennei: Whether I am good or not depends on how the patient is.

Breathing: Whether I am good or not depends on my immunity.

Endocrine: Whether I am good or not depends on how the hospital is.

In the kidney: whether I am good or not depends on hormones.

Rheumatism immunity: whether I am good or not depends on how God is.

Old age: whether I am good or not depends on the emotional intelligence of Yan value.

Rehabilitation: I'm not a masseur. I'm not a masseuse. When you fail, you will know what I have done!

Blood: Call me indifferent, you have no idea what I am going through every day!

Infection: Can you think of anything else besides AIDS?

Spirit: First of all, you can distinguish mental illness from mental illness!

Skin: I don't want to talk or explain!

Pathology: No department likes to declare "Look at how many NBs our department has in the United States".

Imaging (non-intervention) and nuclear medicine: living the life of a white-collar worker or an engineer.

Test: Education is quite uneven.

Ultrasonic: There is a fight every day because I hold my urine and take off my pants.

Electrocardiogram: Hum, insult my report? I just write casually.

Emergency: Do you know how difficult it is to spend the whole day?

ICU (including each department's own ICU): Laozi is robbing the King of Yan, and can be sent to the King of Yan by the patient's family at any time.

Otolaryngology: Before I chose my major, no one told me that I was so easy to be beaten.

Pediatrics: You talk, I'll go first.