Some people eat hard when they are unhappy. As long as they can eat, there is nothing in life. 2.？ Our manager said: selling insurance requires shameless spirit! ? That's why you went to the ladies' room to sell insurance! ? ? If your classmates or friends around you say you are ugly, don't be sad, because people have different aesthetics. Some people think you are ugly, and others will definitely think you are handsome, such as clothing store promoters, supermarket promoters and street salesmen. You can live like a pig, but you can't be as happy as a pig 5. Why choose a good day to get married? Because there is no good life after marriage. 6. Every time I want to quit, I comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, fat and thin are in the sky, the sky wants me to be fat, and I am resigned to fate! 7.？ What is the experience of being ugly but in good shape? ? Looking back at the country, worrying about the country and the people. ? 8. Girls always bow their heads like a lady when they see me. What should I do? God replied: Try internal ascension. 9. Some people say I am fat. Oh, do you know this is called money? I'm adapting to the life of a rich woman in advance. 10.？ Where are the most beautiful girls in China? ? Friends circle! ? 1 1. I often see news that I may die suddenly after staying up late. Really scared me to death. I will never watch the news again. 12. The doorbell rang. I opened the door and saw an old classmate I hadn't seen for years. I didn't expect him to be reduced to delivery. He also looked at me in surprise and sighed:? I didn't expect you to install a door on the bridge opening! ? 13. endless work, lack of sleep, not fat wallet, can't buy mink. I earned 200 million in my half life, one with amnesia and the other with memory. 14. Square edge, one shot? Sell all kinds of mobile phones? There is a mysterious man sitting. Passers-by asked: Dude, you sell mobile phones. Where is the mobile phone? Mystery man: Look at this square. I'll bring it to you if you like it! 15. Girls nowadays are really interesting. Show off in a circle of friends when watching a movie with a boy. Did I say anything in class with twenty or thirty men? 16. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me. 17. I need a boyfriend now, and then I'll be green, which makes me miserable, makes me angry, makes me earn a lot of money, and finally wins the Gao Fushuai and reaches the peak of my life. 18. Some people just add friends and ask how old you are, where you work, what you do and where you live. I want to ask you if you want to become sworn brothers with me or help me on a blind date? 19. A woman has the pain of her father when she was a child, her husband when she grows up, and her son when she is old. Men listen to their mothers when they are young, their wives when they grow up, and their daughters when they grow old. 20. I am ugly, so I need to buy beautiful clothes so that I can be ugly and beautiful. 2 1. I thought I wanted a career, but I found that I just wanted a salary. 22. The so-called pig-like roommate should be that I have a cold and ask him to bring me a box of black and white ones. He brought me a pack of Oreos. 23. When people reach middle age, it is a journey to the west! The pressure of Wukong, Bajie's figure, Lao Sha's hairstyle, Tang Priest's trip! It is getting closer and closer to the west. 24. Love is like a long run. You thought you would lose at the starting line, but you didn't even have a chance to get on the runway. 25. Don't lose heart, I believe that there will always be times of bitterness, bitterness, bitterness, bitterness, bitterness, bitterness, bitterness. 26. On the way to the exam, the examiner will put forward some requirements for candidates to do, such as turning left at the intersection ahead, pressing the manhole cover, unilateral and bilateral, and so on. Candidates should answer:? I see. ? Make sure you understand the examiner's question. A driving school in Beijing has a special roundabout called Wang Ba Island. As a result, an examiner said:? Turn left at Wang Ba Island ahead. ? Candidates answer:? The tortoise understood. ? 27. Look in the mirror when you look good. After all, this illusion does not exist every day. There are three things that young people can't touch nowadays: idolization, staying up late and the glory of the king. The more you contact them, the more interesting it is to be single. 29. It really won't comfort people, and many cured words can't be said, so don't be sad, baby, just die. 30. When you suddenly don't reply to my message, I always comfort myself that nothing is wrong. You may be dead. 3 1. Money can be called a male god, money can't be called a husband, and face can't be called a blue face. As for those without money, I'm sorry. Are you a good person? Ah, what a painful understanding! 32. The highest level of boredom is to turn on the computer, press the phone, chew snacks and watch TV. 33. Most short people will think like this: How dare you get fat when you are so short? Are you looking for someone? Short foodies will think like this: they are so short, what effect can it have if they get fat? They can't find a date anyway! 34. Many women suddenly understand what it means to be a mother. Father loves like a mountain? ! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe. 35. No one is innocent, because I have no object. 36. Remember to bring a life buoy when you meet my circle of friends, so as not to fall in love. 37. All the long holidays are fake. It passed with a whoosh. 38. White shirts are prone to yellowing, and ordinary laundry detergent is difficult to wash off. Many people have a headache, so they might as well take some headache medicine when washing. 39. I suddenly miss my male ticket, and I don't know if he has eaten or gone to work today, where he lives, how old he is and what his name is. 40. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate Chili and got numb next door. 4 1. My family said I had a poor sense of direction, and I refused to accept it. Until today, I bought a watermelon and turned it into a pumpkin. Although I am always indifferent to you at ordinary times, I actually said a lot of bad things about you behind your back. 43. If a boy often wears makeup, he is called Niang. So if a girl doesn't wear makeup often, should she call me dad? I will always remember that the summer wind clearly said that it would kill me. 45. Do you think Hua Chenyu is handsome? I think it's ok. Maybe it's because I've been together for a long time and I don't feel anything. 46. It's good to listen to English songs. Because I didn't understand it, I didn't feel bored after listening for half a year. 47. Those who look good can be called foodies, and those who don't look good can only be called gits! It is true that ugly people play pranks, because unreasonable behavior is called coquetry. There are three things that young people can't touch now: idolization, staying up late and the glory of the king. The more you get in touch with them, the more you will find it really interesting to be single.