1 Do you think the chief physicians are all handsome men who walk with the wind?

like this

In fact, the chief physician of the hospital is generally

An old man ... handsome.

2

Do you think the nurse in the hospital MM

They are all beautiful and moving,

Whispering softly, gentle as water

like this

Actually, most of them are noisy,

Hold up the woman's paper and say that the patient runs faster than the car!

three

Who is the best and most reliable surgeon in the hospital?

Anesthesiologist in our hospital

(It must be anesthesiology! Don't ask why! )

The one whose relatives looked for the most during the operation!

four

During the operation: the doctor should wipe the sweat,

Maybe not because of nervousness,

Mainly because he is afraid of heat,

And he may be a fat man.

five

When you go to the clinic,

This doctor is obviously not talkative,

But I look at you with love,

Don't worry, a pair of brothers. Let's have a good talk.

Then you may be in trouble.

six

Inpatients,

If all the residents in the same ward come to make rounds,

But you're the attending doctor, you go out early and come back late,

Brought a bunch of doctors to analyze and explain the disease,

If there are no special circumstances,

Then you may have something big!

seven

Keywords acupuncture, massage, cupping, playing hyaluronic acid,

Both! But! Use! Yes! Doctor! Hospital!

The price is cheap and normal,

Why do you have to go to any field health clinic?

The price is expensive and unreliable!

eight

The doctor who sees you may not be as healthy as you,

Many doctors have a long-term chaotic schedule.

I know I have all kinds of problems, and I can't treat them regularly.

nine

Ancient people did not have various metabolic diseases,

Never heard of dying of cancer,

Not because their lives are healthier!

Not because ancient Chinese medicine is better!

Because they died somehow! !

10 in the hospital, I want to save your life most.

Definitely a paramedic!