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The most embarrassing funny copy in the circle of friends
1. Every man can water the flowers with his girlfriend's fairy, but students of 1 can only water them 1 time.

Every 6-meter girl has the ambition to find a 6-meter man.

I suggest that you play less mobile phones and computers. I feel that my eyesight is getting worse and worse recently, and I can't see the money when I open my wallet.

It's very cold. Do you all have boyfriends? If so, share one with me.

5. "Why do you want to idolize?" "Because Kuafu, who chased the sun, died, Chang 'e, who chased the moon, was imprisoned in Guanghan Palace. I have to worship for the safety of my life. "

6. Ask your male friends to respect the homosexuals around you, because they will help you save your two sisters!

7. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

8. There is an embarrassment: if I go to the supermarket empty-handed, I am always worried that others will suspect me of stealing.

9. I went to the restaurant that day and ordered a rice noodle. As a result, the boss asked me: Pack or take away ... Boss, can't I eat here?

10. As a senior bachelor, someone advised me: "Why don't you believe in religion, so at least someone will take it!" !

1 1. Yesterday, my mother came to see me in town. My hometown is in the countryside, and she has rarely seen the outside world. Not only did he go out for a while, but he also called and said excitedly, "The mice here are stupid and killed as soon as they see people." I went back and saw that the hamster that I had kept for almost a year was turned upside down.

12. The air purifier is the most pretentious household appliance I have ever seen, especially when we pretend to have a class in the classroom.

13. The world is so big, I want to see it. With such a small wallet, I'll see how far you can go.

14. The world is desperate. When I searched for "men's short skirts" in a treasure, it really existed.

15. On the road, I met an old man carrying something. I want to go up and help him move. I casually said, "old thing, I'll help you carry it."

16. "What do you think of plastic surgery?" "Artificial beauty is not necessarily as beautiful as natural beauty, but artificial beauty is definitely better than natural ugliness."

17. Don't always say tired to be a dog. Have you ever seen a dog so tired as you?

18. Please unpack the express carton and leave some for me so that I can cover it for the winter.