In the hospital, whether you are a doctor or a patient, what kind of weird things have you encountered?

When I was visiting a patient in the hospital, a friend in the next bed yelled at the nurse, "waiter", "waiter". Forgive me for my thunderous laughter.

When I was in the ICU, I met an old man with a bad temper. After staying in a critical condition for a few days, he was finally transferred back to the cardiology department. But about five minutes after arriving in the cardiology department, I had an argument with the nurse about the bed. He got up, fell ill again when he was angry, and returned to serious illness.

The doctor from Haidian Hospital asked while writing: When did it start? Me: Sunday. The doctor suddenly stopped writing: What day is it today? Me: Wednesday. The doctor threw his pen and shouted: It's over! My heart skipped a beat. Is there an end to starting a dull life? The doctor looked up to the sky and sighed: I forgot about the number limit today!

One day a call came from the gynecology department in our department, saying that he would be transferred to our department and let us make arrangements. I said: OK, is it a boy or a girl... I haven’t finished yet, my teacher is here The people next to me were laughing so much

I am a nurse. When I was at work two days ago, a family member said, Miss, go to the bar and see if there is any liquid. I was speechless at that time.

Surgical dog, with medical school intern students, a new group arrived one day, and several of the men asked to follow me by name. Why didn't any girls follow me? Later, they said that their senior said that I was very good at playing LoL and they wanted to learn LoL from me.

When I first entered the hospital, I was rotating in the obstetrics department. When I entered the delivery room for the first time, I met a young pregnant woman. Because it was my first time to enter the delivery room, my first time to see a woman giving birth, and I was of a similar age, I was moved by the bloody and shocking scene, and then I cried. Especially when the scissors were removed during the lateral incision, before the mother screamed, I cried even harder.

Infusion must be continued in the ICU. Then the grandpa asked me if there was any light water that I could drink. I laughed and cried... It was still light, and I wanted to give you something spicy!

A graduate student went to insert a urinary catheter and did not come back for a long time. Then I went to take a look, and I was shocked the moment I opened the door to the ward! He was trying to get it in with the anal canal, and then I resisted the strength and got another catheter bag.

In the emergency room, I received a call from 120, saying, "Hey, why don't you come to treat me to a meal?", blah blah, I really wanted to say, "Well, 120 is here, why don't you bring it to me."

While working in the orthopedics department, a man in his 30s came in one afternoon, carrying a bird (pigeon) in one hand and a crutch in the other. We thought he was injured, and then Take him to the doctor, and then he asks the doctor, doctor, please help me see if this bird's foot is broken and can it be reattached...