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A humorous copy that makes people speechless.
I can meet you in my lifetime and spend all my savings. You can't hide your love. Cover your mouth and run out of your wallet and take it out of your bank card. Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, I haven't saved any money in my card since then. You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can have both poverty and ugliness, and fat and short will go hand in hand. It's really boring Buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around. Fake milk powder, fake vaccines, fake admission notices, but don't think that everything in this world is fake. At least you are really poor, really fat and really have no friends. When others are depressed, they are good at giving people chicken blood. Everything will be fine, blablabla. It’s your turn. Don't say anything It's not gonna be okay. Time will help you save up enough disappointment and tell you that you are welcome. The eyes are the windows to the soul. Then, the bags under the eyes are the windowsill of the soul. It's not that I don't have a temper, but that I dare not lose my temper, because it will be embarrassing if no one coaxes me. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, no day is suitable for going to work. All the so-called tedious truths can hardly be compared with a "I do". The so-called gap between ideal and reality is that you pick it up and think it's a piece of meat, and then you know it's a piece of ginger after biting it. I don't know what kind of job I like, but I can be sure: I don't like work at all. We are all adults, so there is no need to bicker if we don't like it. It's good not to talk when you're dead No one will care how hard you work, whether you are tired or not, and whether it hurts when you fall. They will only look at your final position and then envy or despise you. The brain is a commodity, I hope you don't regard it as an ornament. A beautiful skin thinks you are ugly, and an interesting soul hates you. In fact, every time I quarrel with you, I regret it. Really, I should have hit you. I'm having a hard time, so there's no need to please you. Overcome it, that's all; Difficult, everything is one thing. Don't say that life has hurt you. Life doesn't even know who you are. I like apples, but you gave me a box of pears. You asked me if I was moved, but I couldn't answer. So you tell everyone how much you've done for me, but I'm so cold. This is an era of changeable feelings. Remember that the best way for you is to borrow money from him. Boys don't treat you well for no reason, either like you or like your friends. From today on, as long as you are my friend, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money. Life is a 10,000-meter race. If someone criticizes you, you should run faster so that those voices will be behind you and you will never hear them again. Sometimes I accidentally know something, only to find that what I care about is so ridiculous. The most important thing in this world is that there are beautiful women everywhere, rich people everywhere, and love everywhere, but only the sense of responsibility, security and loyalty that should not be lacking in love. When you are unhappy, try to talk less and sleep more. No matter how reasonable the chicken soup is, it is the summary of others after all. No matter how inspirational the story is, it is just someone else's experience. Only you can change yourself, not seeking success, but seeking no regrets. You have to understand: living up to expectations is always smarter than being angry. It takes a moment to reach out and many years to hold hands. No matter who you meet, he is the one who should appear in your life. This is no accident. How can we meet if there is no debt? Reasoning with normal people, abnormal people don't need to reason. Be kind when you should be kind, never be patient when you should scold, and always be polite. That's a bad guy. Some people seem to give us a look. Therefore, people must resist lying, perfunctory, cheating, forgetting promises, putting everything down, being exquisite and calm. 4. If you don't insist on picking it up, you don't care about putting it down. There is an indifferent attitude in life, which is called "yes or no" People who have made achievements in this world are trying to find the opportunities they want. If they can't find it, they will create it themselves. 6. What we cling to is often deceived by something; We are often hurt by whom we attach ourselves. So, learn to let go. Look down on everything, look down on everything, see through everything, don't care, don't care, right or wrong doesn't matter.