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How to use funny language to lead to the storm of sketch clinic at the company party
A: Crosstalk is a language art,

B:

A: Stand-up comedians emphasize stand-up comedians' learning and teasing! In that long joke, short joke, a mat, anyway, then.

B: This is a stand-up comedian with solid basic skills.

A standing comedian. His mind is very clever. An idea will come out immediately through the mouth.

B:

A: I can talk, but I am also fast.

B: Yes.

a & gt

Like you

B: I'm especially suitable for it.

A: What is appropriate? Lips, like shoes, are liked by short people!

Is it that thick?

A: Inappropriate cartoons, as you said,

B: who is not suitable? I tell you, it's good for your eyes.

A: Yes.

B: sharp mouth,

A: You

B: Say what!

A: Don't praise my teacher, promise, I'll give you the exam anyway, and then we'll come for a while, anyway, and then.

B: What?

A: I say a word, you turn it over and repeat it, and you can speak, even if you are smart!

We can try.

Come to my desk.

B: Thank you. . . . .

It's on my desk.

It's on my desk.

Well, how can you be so stupid? I said it was on my desk, and you said it was on my son's watch.

Oh, I see.

A: Look! Here, we begin. Say toe to toe! What's your reaction?

B: No problem!

My head

B: I spent my brain. I'm bored!

A: My forehead,

I don't mind!

A: My eyebrows.

I have no eyes!

My eyes

I am a pig's eye. How dare you!

My nose

My son's nose

My nose

I measured his nose. I measured him. Why?

A: My mouth!

B: Thank you. . . . . I bite you!

Why did you bite me?

B: how to spell this word!

Then what do you mean?

B: say a few more words

A: Oh, talkative! My mouth

My teeth and mouth, and then I became a monster! Can you change this word?

A: Shall we not talk about it? Let me report the novel!

Is this fiction?

A: Our name is The Journey to the West.

B: Come on!

My three bites and five short soups.

I am a stocky three-Tang Dynasty.

I am a pig

& lt/B: I quit eight pigs.

I am a sand monk.

B: I'm a monk, to three monks!

I am a monkey.

I am the grandson of a monkey! You said something nice!

Good, the garden around us. The newspaper reported nicknames.

How about the garden? That would be nice.

I have a request before I go to the garden.

What are the requirements?

A: Come on, it's not just a lawsuit.

B: I will (watch the catwalk, just like a couple)

A: What drive! I mean, when I walked around his nose with two fingers in the garden, I got this (action) a little bit from America. Would you?

B: No problem, my most beautiful one!

A: So now we are.

B: OK.

I visited the garden.

I am walking in the garden.

My peony

B: I'm Peony.

I have a peony flower.

& lt/B: I spend peonies.

I'm Molly.

I use jasmine.

My dog's tail flower

BR/>; I spent my tail on a dog.

B: Ah, bah! What a good dog friend I am! !