3. The boy saw a beautiful girl in a bar. He wanted to go up and strike up a conversation, but he was afraid. He had a brainwave and wrote a note to the girl: "If you like me, please smile, if you don't like me, please do a backflip." The girl smiled at the note. When she stood up, striking the table was a back flip. Girls nowadays are not to be taunted!

4. A buddy had a very good relationship with the female deskmate in high school. Once he asked her, "What is your monthly flow?" Stunned, the girl confessed in a low voice: "100 cc …100 cc …100 cc …100 cc … 65438"

5. "Mom, I 13 years old, and I want to wear a bra." "impossible." "I want to use sanitary napkins." "Not really." "Didn't my sister start using it when she was 13 years old?" "Shut up, son."

6. The puppet made a girlfriend and was full of joy. Unexpectedly, a few days later, his girlfriend said to the puppet, I don't want to be with you anymore. Your sawdust hurts me. The puppet was very sad and asked the carpenter for help. The carpenter said, it's simple. Just sand it with sandpaper. A few days later, the carpenter asked the puppet, have you made up? The puppet said, Who needs a girlfriend with sandpaper?

7. Your message is as insidious as a rose, and your words are as unfathomable as algebra. This is the danger of hiding a knife in your smile. This is a sign before you kill someone. So, you have a nickname-Mei Dai is unlucky.

8, Modern New said: The shirt is too short without eyes, glasses are worn on the top of the head, with ten toes and ten colors, and there is no strap on the heel of leather shoes.

9, just a gust of wind, so lingering; It's just a dream, but it's so real; You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down: you fart first.

10 One day, a clean and beautiful pig with a bow around its neck jumped in front of you, looked at you adoringly, shook its tail and sang a song for you-I will be you when I grow up. ..

Hello everyone! My name is little lion!

3. The boy saw a beautiful girl in a bar. He wanted to go up and strike up a conversation, but he was afraid. He had a brainwave and wrote a note to the girl: "If you like me, please smile, if you don't like me, please do a backflip." The girl smiled at the note. When she stood up, striking the table was a back flip. Girls nowadays are not to be taunted!

4. A buddy had a very good relationship with the female deskmate in high school. Once he asked her, "What is your monthly flow?" Stunned, the girl confessed in a low voice: "100 cc …100 cc …100 cc …100 cc … 65438"

5. "Mom, I 13 years old, and I want to wear a bra." "impossible." "I want to use sanitary napkins." "Not really." "Didn't my sister start using it when she was 13 years old?" "Shut up, son."

6. The puppet made a girlfriend and was full of joy. Unexpectedly, a few days later, his girlfriend said to the puppet, I don't want to be with you anymore. Your sawdust hurts me. The puppet was very sad and asked the carpenter for help. The carpenter said, it's simple. Just sand it with sandpaper. A few days later, the carpenter asked the puppet, have you made up? The puppet said, Who needs a girlfriend with sandpaper?

7. Your message is as insidious as a rose, and your words are as unfathomable as algebra. This is the danger of hiding a knife in your smile. This is a sign before you kill someone. So, you have a nickname-Mei Dai is unlucky.

8, Modern New said: The shirt is too short without eyes, glasses are worn on the top of the head, with ten toes and ten colors, and there is no strap on the heel of leather shoes.

9, just a gust of wind, so lingering; It's just a dream, but it's so real; You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down: you fart first.

10 One day, a clean and beautiful pig with a bow around its neck jumped in front of you, looked at you adoringly, shook its tail and sang a song for you-I will be you when I grow up. ..

Hello everyone! My name is little lion!

3. The boy saw a beautiful girl in a bar. He wanted to go up and strike up a conversation, but he was afraid. He had a brainwave and wrote a note to the girl: "If you like me, please smile, if you don't like me, please do a backflip." The girl smiled at the note. When she stood up, striking the table was a back flip. Girls nowadays are not to be taunted!

4. A buddy had a very good relationship with the female deskmate in high school. Once he asked her, "What is your monthly flow?" Stunned, the girl confessed in a low voice: "100 cc …100 cc …100 cc …100 cc … 65438"

5. "Mom, I 13 years old, and I want to wear a bra." "impossible." "I want to use sanitary napkins." "Not really." "Didn't my sister start using it when she was 13 years old?" "Shut up, son."

6. The puppet made a girlfriend and was full of joy. Unexpectedly, a few days later, his girlfriend said to the puppet, I don't want to be with you anymore. Your sawdust hurts me. The puppet was very sad and asked the carpenter for help. The carpenter said, it's simple. Just sand it with sandpaper. A few days later, the carpenter asked the puppet, have you made up? The puppet said, Who needs a girlfriend with sandpaper?

7. Your message is as insidious as a rose, and your words are as unfathomable as algebra. This is the danger of hiding a knife in your smile. This is a sign before you kill someone. So, you have a nickname-Mei Dai is unlucky.

8, Modern New said: The shirt is too short without eyes, glasses are worn on the top of the head, with ten toes and ten colors, and there is no strap on the heel of leather shoes.

9, just a gust of wind, so lingering; It's just a dream, but it's so real; You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down: you fart first.

10 One day, a clean and beautiful pig with a bow around its neck jumped in front of you, looked at you adoringly, shook its tail and sang a song for you-I will be you when I grow up. ..

Hello everyone! My name is little lion!