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A collection of 99 funny stories written for girlfriends.
1. Even if you are only a small piece in the puzzle of my life, my life will not be complete without you.

We don't have to talk every day, but we just can't help talking. Whenever something happens, we will stand up for each other and cheer for each other, so I will be very tall after three years of junior high school.

3. Get through being young and frivolous. Can I get you married? Tell me about your girlfriend.

4. Accumulate bit by bit, every message about you | Give up bit by bit, about my joy for you.

In this warm spring day, you two will always be friends, as the saying goes, a perfect match between heaven and earth! I wish you both love each other and grow old together!

6, eating delicious, indicating that you are diligent; Wearing famous brands, life is not bad; Sweet dreams and a good sleep. Friend, today is your birthday, and I received my blessing. Friendship will last forever. I wish you happiness!

7. I believe that at the end of the road, on the other side of the dream, there must be no regrets in interpreting happiness. We throw away our sadness, bring the imagination of happiness and happiness, and rush to the future hand in hand. We firmly believe in and pursue our dreams.

8. I weave the spring breeze into a warm blanket and give it to you, wrapping happiness. I weave the spring rain into a dream ribbon for you, winding happiness. I send you a spring full of blessings, keep beautiful! Interesting text message

9, noisy, can not be separated from the girlfriend.

10, predestined in previous lives, predestined in this life. Accompanied by each other, sisters are deep. Happiness is enjoyed, and troubles are told to each other. Good times, happiness and sweetness. Sisterhood day is coming, warm wishes. Qian Shan is full of water and affectionate. Good luck, good luck every day.

1 1, the best friend is that when she can't sleep, you can't sleep.

12, I have always envied my best friend having the best girlfriend in the world.

13, friendship is like a candy, too sweet to bear.

14, kiss the treasure of your time, be moved by a smile, kiss your time planning, work hard with goals, kiss your time moment, have greetings to send, dear girlfriend, happy birthday.

15, if you are still awake, open the window quickly, see? Are there stars chirping at you? Yes, make a wish quickly (there is a meteor), because it is also blessing you! Happy birthday

16, do you have one or two friends? You are not gay, but you love her.

17, how lucky you are to have a few like-minded friends around you.

18. Once the underwear is damaged, don't wear it again and throw it away immediately.

19, touch each other when you meet, say a few words and scold, and scold after you play. You can still smile at each other. This is your best friend!

He touched my best friend's heart and they got together. I really want to go forward and give him two hands.

2 1, boys must not understand that girls' good brothers and sisters have to go to the bathroom together.

22. Everyone remembers that you can't have those hands by hugging. If you want to have them, you must first understand how to accept the loss.

23, girlfriends sit together, even if my preface doesn't follow the words, you know, even if you don't say anything, you won't feel embarrassed.

24. Happy Tanabata, good gay friends and good girlfriends.

25, life, there are always a few best.

26, but together, even if you don't talk, you won't feel embarrassed. This kind of freedom can't even be given to lovers.

27. Healthy sisters, sisters for life. Girlfriend is bigger than the sky

28. People who can go crazy with me must have an unusual connection with me.

Good friends are like stars. You may not see them often, but you know they will always be there.

30. When the other party is most vulnerable,

3 1, people are not smart and bald like others.

32. Girls' friendship is cultivated on the way to the toilet with their partners.

33. The reason why I fall in love with a city is because memories and former people live in it.

34. I heard that you got married recently. The bride is a perfect match for you, with a plump figure and red skin, so everyone says you are a pair of pigs.

Don't worry that you have no friends, they will appear when you have money.

36, girlfriends are the darkest time, waiting for dawn with you.

37. In adolescence, we can't be too good or too bad.

38. I wrote so many sad words that even my sister doesn't know how to describe it now.

39. Will you be happier after you leave? . .

40. Which girl doesn't have a few girlfriends whispering in the flower season, and that man doesn't have a few brothers who smoke, drink and fight in his youth.

4 1, before going shopping on holidays, deduct 100 yuan from your wallet.

42. Let the rain and dew in spring, the showers in summer, the coolness in autumn and the passion in winter surround you. When your birthday comes, send my deep blessing. I wish you a happy birthday and warm seasons.

43. A little greeting is my infinite concern for my friends; A gentle blessing is my sincere attachment to my friends; A long heart song is my expectation for my friend's birthday; Happy birthday to friends!

Strangers think I am quiet. Familiar people think I am cheerful. My best friend thinks I'm crazy.

45. May you two live in harmony, just like that precious oil poured on Aaron's head and flowed all over his body; Like the dew of Hermon falling on Mount Zion; Love each other, care about each other, be considerate and understand each other, and work together to build a happy Christian home!

46. I envy your love.

47. Don't move! Your left brain is full of water and your right brain is full of flour. It is easy to move, and everything is burnt.

48. Go to the sea with me and let the sea breeze blow away all our troubles.

49. Don't test Einstein with relativity, just like don't barbecue with charcoal.

50. Losing weight is for a more perfect life. If you lose the fun of life because of losing weight, you might as well put it down.

5 1 I think, before we get married, let's take a group of wedding photos together, a group of wedding photos that only belong to us-for my best friend.

52. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a good friend. This good friend has gained weight for many years ... There is no wood!

53. You have experienced so many people, and there will be more in the future. However, you must remember that I will always be the last person left behind. When I am most timid and helpless, I can understand you, talk to you patiently and comfort you with true feelings.

54. I am not greedy. I just hope my friends remain the same now, and we can be together in the future.

55. It is a pleasure to have a girlfriend who understands you.

56. We can show up when the other side is most vulnerable.

57. Don't let those who are really nice to you slowly disappear from your life-friendship needs to be managed.

58. When do you think men are most attractive? -You're the most charming when you shit! Beat you to death!

Good friends are like stars. You don't have to see them all the time, but you know they will always be there.

60. Resolutely don't buy clothes of a larger size, and don't give yourself room for obesity.

6 1, you said that our sisterhood should be passed down from generation to generation, just like a family heirloom.

62. When you need help or want to talk to someone, come to me and I will help you!

63. Before going out, think about the shoes to wear according to the time and intensity of walking.

64. What do you think is your style, love at first sight, love at third sight or love for a long time? -cold-blooded, or a night of passion!

65. When I am sad, can you always be by my side?

66. Find me when you are lonely in the middle of the night, and I will talk with you!

67. Look for me when you are upset and want to drink, and I will accompany you to get drunk!

68. Anonymous wrote in his blog diary: One day, I got drunk, reached out and touched my cell phone and chastity, and fell asleep!

69. Friendship is higher than the sky, and it must be deeper than the sea.

70. Do you break up whenever you know that your best friend is in love with your boyfriend?

7 1, I have a best friend who tells me everything. Sometimes I feel bad,

72. Because of you, I can lose my temper with you without scruple ... just because I think you will never leave me.

73. At dawn, happiness is around you. Sunny, smiling in your heart. The joy of sunset and western hills follows you all day. Friends who care about you sincerely wish you a happy birthday forever on this day!

74, the same hairstyle and clothing, I just want to collide with you.

75. Emotion is a lamp, while friendship is a shadow. When the light goes out, you will find shadows all around you. Brothers and sisters are the last people who can give you strength.

76. One in four people has a neurological problem. Think of your three best friends. If they don't have a neurological problem, then you have a problem. Go to your side.

77. The sign of maturity is not that you can tell the truth, but that you begin to understand the little things around you.

78. Since the beginning of school, my waist has stopped hurting, my legs have stopped hurting, and my heart has stopped beating.

79. If he blames you for fucking her, he will be blind and I will abolish him.

80. No matter how awesome the future is, it can't compare with those years when we were together.

8 1, nothing to talk to you. Although you often scold me for being sick, I will be very happy if you ignore me in the future, because I regard you as my sister.

82. The best friend is someone who is willing to stand up for you at all costs when you are bullied by others.

83. I have always envied my best friend having the best girlfriend in the world.

84. Let the mood germs bask in the sun, evaporate melancholy, evaporate sorrow, dry troubles and run helplessly; Fill health and restore happiness; Happy, full of happiness. World Health Day wishes you health and happiness!

85. Uncle Ding Dali will go crazy when you come back. [ www.dgdxs.com ]

86. Go ahead and forget what you don't want to let go.

87. I don't allow people I care about to leave me for any reason or in any form *

88. Is there a moment when you want to get married with your best friend on the same day?

89. Golden House celebrates Cai Feng and bridal chamber celebrates Lapras.

90. All I want is someone to stand behind me when everyone betrays me and say, I'm not afraid, and I ~ This is the friendship I want ~

9 1, I thought I had nothing, but you are still my dear girlfriends. Thank you for your existence.

92. Since we met, don't say goodbye.

93. You dry my tears and I will stick it out for you. We are the best sisters.

94. When one day you find that your emotions can't be expressed in words, you would rather let yourself gradually disappear in the street with gorgeous street lights at night. This is loneliness.

95. When we changed from strangers at the beginning to such close brothers and sisters, we will smile in retrospect.

96. What would you do without me, you road idiot without a boyfriend?

97. All I do is keep smiling every day. I'm not saying that you lost, but smiling is the only way for me to win you.

98. I will firmly believe everything you say to me, even a joke, and I will take it seriously. I don't mind you calling me stupid, just because I regard you as my sister. Well, it's because I regard you as my sister.

99. I have always had a wish to rent a house with my best friend, work in different classes during the day and work together at night!