2. What do you like about me? Can't I change it?
As long as the hoe jumps well, which corner can't be dug down?
4. Give me the music quickly. How can it be reliable if you don't give it to me?
5, a group of dogs behind the money, it is difficult to go without money.
6, the head is big, the neck is thick, and the action is stupid like a pig!
If you want to go, I won't stop you. If you want to die, I will help you!
8. Don't propose to me. I said yes as soon as I proposed.
9. The most important position in my heart is still reserved for you.
10, I also want to underestimate myself, but my weight is not allowed.
1 1, I seem to be allergic to paper and feel uncomfortable every time I do my homework.
12, since I got * *, the whole person has much more spirit.
13. People who don't want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of RMB.
14, spread soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.
15, don't forget your way home without me at home.
16. People say I look like Chow Yun Fat, but I look like Andy Lau.
17, you are like a fairy who has been down for nine days, but it's a pity that your face landed first.
18, your mouth is connected with only one rectum.
19, I am not RMB, how can I be loved by everyone?
20. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.
2 1. Every time I teach Buddha's feet, the Buddha always gives me a foot.
22. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.
23, the most painful thing in the world, sleeping well and being awakened by urine.
24. What should I do when I am old? Those square dances look so difficult.
Don't wash it, but for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart a long time ago.
26. Your appearance is an insult to the urban management.
27. Life is more interesting than TV plays. I have a rehearsal. What about us?
28, marriage enlightenment, as long as he is good to me, even if he is handsome!
29. I talk like thunder, a little crazy. Just call me Lei Ming.
30. Although I don't have a boyfriend, I am very happy with my best friend!
3 1, people's peach blossom luck, like the physiological cycle, is bursting.
32. Life is in bed, you die in bed, and you want to live and die in bed.
I gave you a second look in the classroom, and you asked me to do the problem on the platform.
34. Men are not bad and women don't love them. Men are not hooligans, and their development is abnormal.
35, throw you a tiger cage, the tiger dare not eat, you are too jealous of your teeth.
36. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.
37. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was in the marriage registration office.
38. I've been thinking about what the first person who found milk drinkable did to the cow!
39. The teacher talks nonsense, but he just keeps chewing.
Teacher, there are no beautiful women in our class. How can I have the motivation to come to school?
4 1. When I heard the teacher say that the fine would start again, I knew that his salary had been spent.
42. Young girls are valuable, but young women are more expensive. If there is a rich woman, you can throw them both away.
43, dry wood meets fire, that is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.
44. All the stupid words in the world exist to show your IQ.
45, actually I am a * *, lurking in the normal world for many years.
There are only two kinds of drivers: a rookie who drives slower than me and a driver who drives faster than me.
47. A lonely man is widowed, and a girl says she is cold, which is actually a kind of hooliganism.
48. Even if you are a piece of shit, I will not hesitate to knead it into pills and send it to warm water.
49. I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What did you say was missing?
50. I did well in this exam. I only failed liberal arts and science.
5 1. The day you left, I decided not to cry. I braved the wind and tried not to blink.
If you blindly pursue novelty, I'm sorry, it's hard for you to survive in this world.
53. My parents always suspected that I met people at school, and they talked as if someone could like me.
I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.
Since life is a book, it is not worth making a fuss about a few typos.
56. Time tells me that the era of irrationality is over and it's time to pretend.
57. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.
58. If you wear flats because you are waiting for me to take you away one day, now is the time.
59. Shit, I've been complained! The client said that the mp3 file I gave him had no image!
60. Since I had the function of anonymous message, I found that many boys began to express their love for each other.
6 1, the reason why life is short is that you forget it when you are alive and suddenly realize it when you die.
62. I still don't understand why time will let us meet people who love each other but can't be together.
63. If you have money, you can say that money is earned. When there is no money, say that the money is saved.
64, the old vine is faint, and I don't earn enough money. I am still alone. I am ugly, and no one wants to be blind.
65. oh, my god If you can't make me thin! Let my friends around me get fat!
66. God will take away the best things around us and remind us not to get too much.
67. When you told me to get out, I got out. Now you want me to come back, I'm sorry, I rolled too far.
68. It is said that all the characters in Hyun Dance have good figures. I'm telling you, if you bounce around like this every day, you'll lose weight.
I have a dream that I am as thin as a shadow. Do all chubby girls have this ideal?
70. I get to school early every day. On the surface, I like studying, but several people know that we are here to copy our homework.
7 1, when we have money. I want to buy two lollipops. Look, I'll eat one and I'll show you one.
72. Dear, I don't love your past or your family. I only love you now.
73. Borrow a friend's car, and the friend said to refuel the car when he returned it. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded.
74. When I arrived at the examination room, I collapsed. I saw tears all over the paper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.
75. Seeing this question, you think of someone in your heart, so congratulations, you already like her.
Do you know why I don't have a girlfriend? Because people call women fools, I mean * *!
77. Do you know why you are always sleepy at school? Because school is the place where dreams begin!
78. You never know how ugly you are unless you confess, and you never know how bad your character is unless you borrow money.
79. I go to the province three times a day: where did I put my keys? Where did I put my phone? Where did I put my meal card?
If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.
8 1, when I miss you, it is sweet. When I cry, I miss your fragrance, hold me and give my heart sustenance.
If you meet me in heaven, please pretend you don't know me, because I will propose to you next time.
83. Miss you when you are sad, just like miss the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun.
84. There is a woman who is so cute, so cute and so stupid that I really want to hit on her. I just want to walk over and remember that the employer is a woman.
85. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art.
86. If someone scolds you for having no guts, what should you answer? You have seed. You have many kinds of colorful seeds, but it's a pity that you are a hybrid.
87. Never quarrel with your parents, because if you win, you will only be scolded, and if you win, you will only be beaten.
88. I gradually found that people are goblins. Some goblins eat people, but people eat everything. If you catch a leprechaun, maybe you can have a barbecue.
89. I've been thinking about why teachers should invite parents, a person who has never even educated minors and wants to educate adults.
90. For Xueba, holding a parent-teacher conference is like celebrating the New Year. For scum like us, holding a parent-teacher conference is like being clear.
9 1, I have nothing to say! There is only one thing to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you!
Teacher: Xiaoming, what do you want to be when you grow up? Xiaoming: Go to Lan Xiang to learn excavators. Teacher: Why? Xiaoming: Dig your ancestral grave!
93. The most touching words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight. The most hurtful thing in the world is not that I hate you, but that you have gained weight.
94. When I am angry, can you stop pouting and look at me with innocent eyes, which makes me want to laugh. I'm angry, okay?
95. Teacher, just follow the old lady! ... after a long time ... teacher, please give me a break!
96. Loving you is a decision I have no regrets in my life. All the stars in the sky are my eyes staring at you. No matter how it ends, I know: I love you the most in my life!
97, love is very strange, everything is the mind, and finally everything can be forgiven; As Tagore said: eyes are raining for her, but heart is holding an umbrella for her.
98. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother. When I grow up, I am called a rabbit. Now I'm single dog. This kind of life is simply an animal history.
99. Thinking of you is a sweet sadness, a bitter waiting, a happy melancholy and a fact that I can't help thinking of you.
100, never buy incense again! Last year, 700 million cups circled the earth three times. This year, the billion cups have been circled three times. The cup must be getting smaller, profiteer, I was cheated!
10 1, I suddenly found someone pulling my quilt when I was sleeping last night, so I kicked her out of bed. Now ghosts are getting bolder and bolder, fighting with Lao Tzu for quilts.
102, two results of kissing a girl: the first "pa" and the second "* * pa".
103, it's late at night, the birds are asleep and the mosquitoes are out. I miss you and look forward to you. I'm doomed to insomnia tonight. The dream is lost, and the soul is haunted by it. Why not return the stolen heart?