Xiao Xin: Do you sell soy sauce?

Fish shop owner: No. Xiao Xin: Do you sell mustard?

Fish shop owner: No Xiao Xin: You dare to open a shop without anything.

Teacher: What will tadpoles become when they grow up? Xiao Xin: Pan.

Teacher: "Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if this is repeated? " 」

Xiao Xin: "Someone will sue you for sexual harassment."

Teacher: "Now in the first aid class, someone is injured. What should I do first? " ? 」

Xiao Xin: "I know. Ask him if he wants organ donation. 」

Xiao Xin: "Sister, why do you study so hard? Sister: "It's all because of you. "

Xiao Xin: "Me?" Sister: "yes, there must be someone in our family who has ambition!" 」

Meiya: "I have to go home as soon as the summer school is over." Why not listen? " I hate people who don't come home on time.

Xiao Xin: "Why are you so angry? I'm not angry that you didn't go home to cook immediately after work! 」

Teacher: "Boys and girls will have secondary sexual characteristics when they reach puberty, and girls' flat breasts will bulge, just like ..."

Xiao Xin: "For example, double airbags"

Xiao Xin: "Teacher, I need to go to the toilet."

Teacher: "No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now? " 」

Xiao Xin: "Time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet!"! 」

Sister: "Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever seen." Xiao Xin: "I'm flattered. How did you know? 」

Sister: "Anyway, you totally push."

Meiya: "Xiao Xin, look, my sister got 100, and you only got 50." Xiao Xin: "I did as you said."

Meiya: "What did I say? Xiao Xin: You said that if only I had half my sister's.

Xiao Xin: "Meiya, I lost the fight with the kitten last time, and I won this time." Meiya: "Why did you call twice in a row? 」

Xiao Xin: "Didn't you teach me to stand up where I fell?" ! 」

Bud: "Don't go to school alone, lest you be blackmailed by bad teenagers." Xiao Xin: "But my classmates won't go with me."

Meiya: "Why? Xiao Kui: They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brothers.

Teacher: "Xiao Xin, your art works are so good that the school will send you to the city competition tomorrow." 」

Xiao Xin: "No"

Teacher: "Why? Xiao Xin: My father has done his work. He will go to work tomorrow.

Xiao Kui: "Brother, what if some delinquent teenagers blackmail us?" Xiao Xin: "Catch up with him"

Xiao Kui: "Can you beat them? Xiao Xin: I just need to beat you.

Xiao Xin: "Meiya, you said you must finish everything, and you can't give up halfway, right?" 」

Meiya: "That's right"

Xiao Xin: "This series ends today. You can't stop me from watching. "

Meiya: "It's good to be able to swim" Xiao Xin: "Meichan, you are becoming more and more like a fish"

Meiya: "You mean like a mermaid? Xiao Xin: No, you have more and more crow's feet.

Hongdao: "What? Xiao Xin, you are looking at pictures of naked women! Doing such a thing at a young age? Say! Where did these photos come from? 」

Xiao Xin: "I took it in your drawer."

Teacher: "Xiao Xin, you have done your homework well recently." Xiao Xin: "It's all due to the police's anti-vice campaign."

Teacher: "What does sweeping pornography have to do with homework? 」

Xiao Xin: "My dad has no place to go at night, so he has to stare at my homework at home."

Meiya: "Mom and Dad have something to do tonight, and they will be back very late." Xiao Xin: "That will be very tiring! 」

Meiya: "Why? Xiao Xin: I'll get tired of watching TV.

Kitten: "My mother is a master and my father is a doctor. Xiao Xin: "What's the big deal! 」

Kitten: "Who are your parents? Xiao Xin: My father is a man and my mother is a woman. 」

1, a candy, walking in the North Pole, feels so cold ... so it becomes rock sugar.

2, a cabbage, undressed while walking, and finally disappeared.

3. Two bananas went shopping in tandem. The banana in front felt very hot when walking, so she took off her clothes. Then, the banana at the back fell.

4. Have a bike. One day, he rode away.

Once upon a time, there was a steamed stuffed bun walking on the road. Suddenly he felt hungry and ate himself.

6. There was a deer. It ran faster and faster, and finally it became a highway.

7. There was a fudge walking on the road. It said: My legs were weak, and then I fell down.

8. There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked.

9. There is a game. He scratched his head as soon as his head itched, and soon burned himself to death.

10 One day a big grape and a small grape were walking on the road. The big grape suddenly said to the small grape, can I crush you? Small grapes say: good! As a result, the small grapes were crushed to death.

Once upon a time, there was a lamb. One day, he went out to play and met a wolf. The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " ! ! "As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Cai, and everyone called him. Then one day, he was taken away.

13, Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry ... cried ... and he flew.

14, the school established the Tibetan Cat Club. Three years ... they still can't find the head.

15, a college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said: I am from TV University!

16, a bean bag crossed the road, was run over by a car, and its stomach burst. Then he looked at the explosion and said, I ... turned out to be a bean curd brain!

17, a thief stole from someone else's house. When he entered the room, he saw that there was no one in the room, but he was poor, so he gave 200 yuan and left.

18, once upon a time, there was a man who was very melon. He always likes to run south, and when he runs, he becomes a pumpkin.

19, the earthworm family was bored that day. The little earthworm thought about it, cut himself into two pieces and played badminton. Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four sections and plays mahjong. After a while, father earthworm cut himself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried and said, "why are you so stupid?" Cut it into pieces and you will die. " Earthworm father said weakly ... I suddenly want to play football ... "

20. Onion and garlic seedlings are at war ... Onion says, "Go! ! ! "Garlic Miao said," Count it ... "

2 1, puppy, kitten and chicken play together. The dog said, "Usually everyone calls me a puppy." The kitten said, "Usually everyone calls me a kitten." The chicken stood up and said, "You talk, I'll go first."

22. Xiaomi: "Mom, I'm hungry!" Mother Mi: "Good! Dad can't find a job and there is no food at home. " Xiaomi: "But ~ I'm hungry!" " Mother Mi: "Hey! Ok, you go next door and borrow some mung beans, and I'll burn bath water for your father. "

23. Two snowmen are chatting together. A snowman said to another snowman, "You are so white."

The zebra finally got up the courage to show his love to the white rabbit, but it was rejected. The zebra roared, "Why? Why is this? " The little white rabbit said timidly, "Mom said that all the people with tattoos are bad teenagers."

25. One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

26. The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"

Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much."

"well. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay.

The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

Boss: "Sorry, there is still no"

"well. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay again.

On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "

The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two!" " "

27. There is a polar bear. Because the snow was too dazzling, he had to wear sunglasses to see things, but he couldn't find them, so he crawled around on the ground with his eyes closed and his hands and feet were dirty before he found them. I put on my sunglasses and looked in the mirror before I found out: Oh, I'm a panda.

28. Policeman: "Say, what's your name?"

Prisoner: "My name is Jackie Chan."

Policeman: "Why don't you call Zhen Chen? Correct your attitude ~ tell me your name ~? "

Prisoner: "My name is Zhen Chen."

29. A few little boys scraped together more than a dozen dollars to buy toys, but they were worried: What can a dozen dollars buy? One suggestion: go and buy sanitary napkins. People don't understand. Why? The boy said, I don't know, but TV said that with it, you can climb mountains, water ski, play ball games, skate and be carefree and happy.