"Do you want to have bad breath? Please use Xihu toothpaste! " (Toothpaste advertisement)
"Are you tired from work? Please have a cup of tea to refresh yourself! " (tea advertisement)
"Do you want to overlook the spectacular crossing of the ocean? Please take Boeing 707 from Shanghai to Tokyo! " (Advertising by Shanghai Civil Aviation Administration)
Domestic first, excellent quality;
Bright color and strong dyeing ability.
(Black and bright shoe polish advertisement)
Strong fragrance and mellow taste;
Drinking it all the year round can prolong life.
(Jiangxi green tea advertisement)
There is a song at home and everyone is very happy.
(Shanghai Kaige brand TV advertisement)
If you want to get rid of dental diseases, please use grass coral.
(Nanchang grass coral toothpaste advertisement)
1. Drop a drop of water today and have the Pacific Ocean tomorrow. (Pacific Insurance Company)
2. Legends from the present to the present, and legends from the past to the present. (Hubei Legend Magazine Advertising Words)
If you don't manage your money, money will ignore you. (Shanghai Century Publishing Group Weekly)
2. Antarctic down jacket advertising words: "Everyone knows!" The advertisement of golden voice and throat treasure: "The voice is not good, please use golden voice!" " "Robust's advertising slogan:" Did you drink today! Colgate's advertising slogan: "Our goal-no tooth decay!
3. Wang Xiang said: "I learned some rhetorical knowledge from advertising words, such as the advertising words of Great Wall electric fans-Great Wall electric fans, Great Wall electric fans, using metaphors and thimble rhetoric; The advertising word of Jinling mosquito-repellent incense-silent mosquito (taste) uses homophonic pun rhetoric. " I asked, "How do you know these stories?" He said that he had asked his father as well as his neighbors' brothers and sisters. Wang Li also said: "I learned the knowledge of life from advertising words: I know that I should brush my teeth every day, and it is best to treat it with blue sky, because its advertising words say well:' Good teeth, good appetite, good health and delicious food. You have a good eye, and the blue sky must be cured in six places. "If you catch a cold, take the cold medicine" white plus black "and" white tablets during the day and black tablets at night ". Use 999 dermatitis flat when the skin itches. " Just as I praised this classmate, Zheng Gang stood up beside me and said, "I have learned to be a man, too."
4. Zheng Gang stood up again and said, "I learned to be a man, too. A public service advertisement broadcast by CCTV 5 made me feel deeply: on TV, an athlete helped an aunt open a football that was about to fall on the child's head, helped his little brother pick up the badminton that fell on the tree, helped the grandfather push the cart up the hill and picked up the cans that fell on the road. This advertisement taught me to protect the environment and help others; CCTV children's programs and advertisements for washing my mother's feet let me know my mother's hard work and let me know how to honor my elders. "
5.① How can the kindness of parenting be rewarded? (Hainan Yangshengtang Guibie Pill)
I don't care about eternity, I only care about having it. (Fiyta Watch)
(3) Go beyond yourself and succeed. (Anta sports shoes)
4 creamy and silky. (Dove Chocolate)
The world is Ren Woxing. (VIP bird casual shoes)
6. Twenty this year and eighteen next year. (facial cleanser)
6. 1, at the entrance of the hotel: "copy" the rice.
2, at the garage door: tire repair "flushing"
3. At the door of the retail store: "Sold separately"
4. Furniture store door: home "furniture"
5. Decorate the door of the store: install "yellow"
6. Lost property advertisement: lost property "enlightenment"
7. Install the company's door: "Press" to install.
8. at the door of the car wash shop: wash the car and play "wax"
9. at the entrance of the hotel: "he" rice.
10, at the entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" Luo.
1 1. Hotel menu: Danji
12, hardware store signboard: "money" block
13, signboard of sporting goods store: "blue" ball
14, in front of fast food restaurant: a large row of "blocks"
15, signboard of farmers' market: "Fan" eggplant
16, stop sign: "Yes" car charges.
17, slogan of strike hard: strike hard "calendar"
18, an airport banner: Year of Youth.
19, a traffic slogan: overload is "almost" harmful.
20. Dining room menu: fish "garden"
Second, deliberately misspelled (typo in quotation marks)
1. Drug advertisement: "Cough" is urgent.
2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless.
3. tonic advertisement: "turtle" is safe.
4, glasses advertising: a "bright" amazing.
5. Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito"
6. scotch tape advertisement: irreplaceable "tape"
7. Internet cafe advertisement: A "net" is deep.
8. Piano advertisement: "Qin" has a special liking, love at first sight.
9. Water heater advertisement: "Take a bath at will"
10, air-conditioning advertisement: Never "sweat" for life.
1 1, clothing store advertisement: "clothes and hats" bring people.
12, a laundry advertisement: "clothes"
13, advertisement of a real estate company: All rooms are available.
14, a cake advertisement: step by step "cake"
15, advertisement of stomach medicine: a "no" to "stomach"
16. Horse racing advertisement: enjoy riding.
17, electric iron advertisement: 100 "clothes", 100 Shun.
18, fast food restaurant advertisement: "burning" is better.
19, washing machine advertisement: "idle" wife and good mother
20. Hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"
2 1, advertisement for treatment of lithiasis: the big "stone" becomes smaller, and the small "stone" becomes smaller.
22. Printer advertisement: A hundred words are not worth a "key"
23. Paint advertisement: lewd paint.
24. refrigerator advertisement: refrigeration frontier
25, anti-hemorrhoid drug advertisement: not afraid of hemorrhoids.
26. Garden apartment advertisement: stay in the apartment.
27. Dance machine advertisement: smell "machine" dancing.
28. Seafood advertising: Take a "fresh" step.
29. Oral clinic advertisement: "Quick cure" crowd
30. Gift shop advertisement: "Gift" is a matter of course.
The freshest and most vivid popular language:
Don't understand doesn't mean don't understand. It's called-vertigo.
Discontent is not discontent, it is-damn it.
A meeting is not a meeting, it's a party.
Rich people are not called rich people, but-VIP.
Giving advice is not giving advice, it's called-patting bricks.
Support does not support, yes-top.
Strong support is not strong support, it is called-crazy top.
Cheating is not cheating, it's an affair.
Chasing girls is not chasing girls, it is-picking up girls.
Eating is not eating, but-pinching.
Envy is not envy, but-drooling.
Having fun is not fun, it's fun.
Dancing is not dancing, it's-dancing.
Things are not called things, but called-Dongdong.
People invite you to dinner, not to invite you to dinner, but to have dinner.
Excitement is not excitement, but-high.
Very excited, not very excited, but-to high.
Ability is not called ability, it is called-material.
Bad luck is not bad luck, but failure.
Single women are not called single women, but petty bourgeoisie.
A single man is not called a single man, but a bachelor.
Cockroaches are not called cockroaches, but-Xiao Qiang.
Being bitten by countless mosquitoes is not called being bitten by countless mosquitoes, it is called-new mosquitoes even bang.
Good-looking is not good-looking, but-striking!
Ugly girls on the Internet are not ugly girls-they are dinosaurs.
The ugly man on the Internet is not an ugly man-he is a frog.
Experts on the Internet are not experts-they are prawns.
Online low hand is not low hand-it's called rookie.
Reading posts is not called reading posts-it's called reading.
I don't call me: I call me.
Not bad, not bad, but eight mistakes.
Dead or not, it's 74.
Your name is kiss 77 1 and hug 88 1.
I'm so angry -7456
Do you like it? Do you like it? This is called porridge.
I wish you happiness. I didn't mean to wish you happiness ... I called you happy pig.
Don't scream, just call 94.
Yeah, that's not called. Yes, it is called 42.
No, no, no-call the watch.
Me: me.
Kick your ass: kick your PP
FT: It's short for faint and faint.
Unity: synonymous with painting walls and sweeping buildings. That is, the whole page is your reply, an act of condemnation.
XXXX said: a verb is postpositioned, such as eating.
XXXXing:XXXX is improving, it is XXXX. For example, surfing the Internet.
PP: Photos, but if you mean playing PP, it's kicking your ass.
Kick your ass: spank your ass
BT: pervert. Compared with other segments of floating clouds, Shuiban is the place where BT haunts and beats him or her.
SL: Sex maniac. The characteristic of floating clouds is that there are more wolves than mm.
Girlfriend, girlfriend
Boyfriend, boyfriend
Kao, damn it, Kao: swear, use it carefully.
MD: Swear, be very careful!
TMD: Swear, be very careful!
TNND: swear, be especially careful!
JJWW: What you say means the way people talk.
SJB: neuropathy
PMP: kiss up
MPJ: apple polisher
Kick: flat kick
Slap: to hit in the face
KH: Sunflower is a master of practicing sunflower series. A master Yun Yun practiced in this field, and everyone called him by his first name.
KHBD: Sunflower Series
PXJF: Swordsmanship to ward off evil spirits originated from swordsmanship dedicated to KHBD and KH.
Sp: support
Wade: modal particles, dedicated to KH
Whoo-hoo, pig: sleeping.
Porridge: I like it.
Jam: I'm flattered
BXCM: ice snow cleverness
LOL: Laugh out loud, laugh.
KFC: KXXX & FXXX & CXX, if you have a grudge against someone, KFC will treat him.
PK: PlayerKill, hacker, attack, can also be interpreted as K pre-approval.
BTW: Right, right.
PS: Two meanings, btw or photoshop (a computer retouching software).
Cu: Bye, bye.
BB: Baby, lover, child, bye-bye, depending on the specific use.
Although the summons bow is super strong.
Sauce purple: like this
Fanfan: Eat.
Works: photos
Bambusa, Bambusa: The moderator, the administrator of the forum, compares the water board to a small shop and is the owner himself.
Bucket, water ghost, narcissus, water king, jellyfish: refers to a water-filled madman, a woman made of jellyfish.
Sailor: the sentient beings in the version
Divers: those guys who like to watch others irrigate but don't irrigate themselves.
Crazy: can't stand stimulation and behave abnormally.
THX, 3x: Thank you, thank you.
Sigh: sigh
Cool: cool
Pm: forum private letter
Shut up: shut up
Dl: download, download
PUB: ftp scanned on the network can be uploaded and downloaded temporarily, which means that files can be uploaded to pubftp for * * *.
Because.
BRB: Be right back, be right back.
TTYL: Talk to you later. Bye. Talk to you next time.
Bbl: Come back later.
Steamed bread: If someone is ugly or stupid, call him steamed bread.
Spring Festival couplets:
Hengpi Spring Festival couplets
Heshunmen is blessed and safe, and a word is precious.
Spring is always full of flowers all year round: welcome the new year.
Spring blossoms in the world, and the four seasons are always on the scene: celebrate the Spring Festival.
Eternal years, contemporary beauty, eternal rivers and mountains, new criticism: Vientiane renewal
Living happily in the treasure land for thousands of years, Wang Fu took care of everything at home: welcoming the New Year.
Good luck every year, all the best, step by step, horizontal approval: good luck.
After a hundred years of revival, the mountains and rivers are peaceful.
Spring rain moistens everything, red berries are embroidered little by little, and Qianshan is horizontal: spring is full.
Get rid of the old habits, stress the four beauties, and cultivate a new style: farewell the old and welcome the new.
All corners of the country are spring, and Qian Shan is full of glory: Vientiane is updated.
Smooth sailing, all the best, and good luck.
Good luck all the year round, treasures from all directions come into the house: home and everything.
Green bamboo is different from the other three points. Jing Hongmei is reporting to Wan Jiachun: Spring returns to the earth.
Prosperity is the source every year, and peace and longevity are more horizontal: good luck shines high.
A year of good luck rolls with colorful clouds from spring to the four seasons: all the best.
Feng Dan Cheng Xiang Long Xianrui Red Peach New Year's Eve Apricot Spring Festival Cross Approval: Fuman Ren Jian
Even after two years, I am happy for one night and one year. I am happy at the age of two: Congratulations on the New Year.
Huang Yingming, Liu Cuicui, Yan Zi, Spring Festival Cross Approval: Yanwu, Ying Ge
Flowers in spring contain laughter and firecrackers to increase the sound of joy.
Hanma Chen Jue An Waizhen won the bid for the new exhibition of Qing history, Jinyang opened Thailand to enrich the people and Zheng Qing: spring is full.
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Heshunmen is blessed and safe, and a word is precious.
Spring is always full of flowers all year round: welcome the new year.
Spring blossoms in the world, and the four seasons are always on the scene: celebrate the Spring Festival.
Eternal years, contemporary beauty, eternal rivers and mountains, new criticism: Vientiane renewal
Living happily in the treasure land for thousands of years, Wang Fu took care of everything at home: welcoming the New Year.
Good luck every year, all the best, step by step, horizontal approval: good luck.
After a hundred years of revival, the mountains and rivers are peaceful.
Spring rain moistens everything, red berries are embroidered little by little, and Qianshan is horizontal: spring is full.
Get rid of the old habits, stress the four beauties, and cultivate a new style: farewell the old and welcome the new.
All corners of the country are spring, and Qian Shan is full of glory: Vientiane is updated.
Smooth sailing, all the best, and good luck.
Good luck all the year round, treasures from all directions come into the house: home and everything.
Green bamboo is different from the other three points. Jing Hongmei is reporting to Wan Jiachun: Spring returns to the earth.
Red plums in bud, green willows standing proudly in winter snow, welcome the Spring Festival: celebrate the Spring Festival.
At sunrise, flowers in the river are better than fire, and in spring, the river is as green as blue.
In spring, the world is full of songs and bursts of happiness. The first to cheer was Five Blessingg Hayes.
Spring has come, the earth is full of flowers, and everything is beautiful.
Fu Zhao's family portrait: Spring is abundant.
All the best, all the best, every family has a hard time, and the body is always healthy.
Beautiful spring, beautiful mountains and rivers, splendid china, soaring motherland, and thousands of young people in Qian Qian: magnificent mountains and rivers.
Welcome the new year, the mountains and rivers are splendid, and the old year is splendid: spring is full.
Add a few happy new year words to the old year, and pass the horizontal approval of the next level: farewell to the old and welcome the new.
The policy that the east wind turns to rain and the mountains turn to green is centered everywhere.
Home has a well-off and happy day, spring returns to the earth, and sunny days cross-comment: people have happiness.
Everyone gets more for more work, and the harvest is good. The situation is satisfactory.
Magnificent mountains and rivers are colorful, civilized countries are surging, and mountains and rivers are magnificent.
Wealth is booming, life is booming, and there is a cross-approval: welcome the spring to receive happiness.
Wealth, fortune, luck, family prosperity, career prosperity, cross-recognition: beaming.
Money is everywhere, winter has passed and spring has come.
The earth sings colorful clouds all over the garden, and spring can't be closed.
● Zodiac Spring Festival couplets:
The snake's tail urges the horse like a whip.
Horseshoe is like a drum to send a golden snake
Happy blessing of firecrackers
Agkistrodon likes to welcome spring.
When Feng Teng was ten years old.
Lucky Year of Snake Dance
Clean up the dragonfly.
Pearl returns to the snake dance
Longteng Millennium Huaxia
Snake Dance Century Spring Festival
Report on the work of Wuchang Jinlong
Yingchun Yinshe.
There is a skeleton in the cupboard.
Xiaolong has been with the big dragonfly.
The dancing golden snake adds color to spring.
Xi people in Raymond.
Dance like a dragon and fly like a snake.
Yan Shichun
● Millennium Spring Festival couplets:
Guanguoqing Day
Write a century macro
Figure Liu Feng Ren Jing
Longteng Ruiqi Year
Hong Kong and Macao returned to the motherland.
Yanhuang is extremely happy.
Australian Island Return to Yu Hui Rabbit
New Year Dance Golden Dragon
Dare to win glory for the sun and the moon and open a new era
Teach mountains and rivers to change their old appearance.
Hong Kong and Macao Return to Ancestor Paradigm
Don't hesitate to go back to Taiwan Province and Peng.
The History of the Return of Hongkong and Macau to China
The Rise of China is a masterpiece.
Hong Kong and Macao return to national humiliation.
The integration of land and level is beneficial to the people.
High-tech enriching the people and strengthening the country
New century feng Fei long Teng
● 12 Spring Festival couplets:
Shi Sheng welcomes spring happily, and the spring breeze is like an ocean of songs.
Good spring brings good news and happiness.
There are many songs and dances in the streets and alleys of the world.
The spring breeze painted the north and south of the river.
During the Spring Festival, Wan Li played a well-off song.
Kuang Qiu drew a big picture with pen and ink.
Looking at the east is red, a rising sun rises in time.
Xinfazhi Netcom Wan Li Hefeng Fumianlai
Horizontal batch: spring is full.
Rising Sun Zhong Jiancheng Defends Rights Guo Shuo Yi Sanwu
Spring breeze spreads goodness and beauty, and it needs millions of flowers.
Transverse criticism: law is in the heart
Long Zhang Yifan sealed Pengcheng's victory.
Money rushed to Ye Xiao.
Thousands of colored lights and Yushu enjoy the beautiful scenery of the Spring Festival.
Green wine, golden urn, thousands of families spend the holiday together.
Spring breeze blows away the goodness of the world, and spring will always be there.
Happy rain falls on the earth, and loyal people are always happy.
Close your eyes and watch the happiness of human beings in bright spring.
The spring breeze is warm and genial, and prosperity and peace are happy.
●6-character Spring Festival couplets:
Rain falls on the green hills and flowers.
Fenglai Bi Ye Piaoxiang
The rule of law prevails.
Moralization, Rain and Human Safety
Horizontal criticism: a rich and prosperous life
White-haired chitose
Red hearts reflect spring and autumn.
Baihui fights in spring.
Fang Qun won glory for our country.
Bai Hui Yingchun Yan Dou
Fang Qun wins glory for our country.
Firecrackers eliminated the old
The symbol of peach has been passed down from generation to generation.
Firecrackers sound blessing
Snuff sparkles in spring.
Firecrackers bid farewell to the old days.
Fu Tao Wan Hu Renaissance
Firecrackers announced the good news.
Red light and Spring Festival.
● General Spring Festival couplets:
Return to the earth in spring
Fuman Ren Jian
Renqin Five Blessingg
Guo Qin Anmin
Spring is all over the grass.
Good spirit is full of mountains and rivers
The sun shines on the earth.
It is spring all over the world.
Cold-exhausted peach blossoms are tender
Willow leaf in spring
Chun Qing sends willow color.
Sun shadow pan locust smoke
Every day is sunny.
There is no place without spring breeze.
Huang Yingming Liu Cui
Yan Zijian Feng Chun
Laughter came from firecrackers.
Chimonanthus praecox smells sweet.
Jinxiu Heshan mei
Brilliant spring of the earth
Wind direction change and air inflow
Chasing birds in spring.
Floor heating and long hair
Birds in the village sing.
Dongfeng welcomes the new year.
Timely snow indicates a good harvest.
Di Nong mei Hua ge
Ti Ying Feng
Jin Gu Xiao
Jin Chengchun
It is spring everywhere.
Jiajia meteorological letter
Xue Ying fengshouguo
Mei Chuanxi celebrates the New Year.
Tao Hongying ren noodles
Water-green braided lamp
Drive away the old ones with firecrackers.
Fu Tao Wan Hu Renaissance
It's warm and sunny in spring.
If you get rich first, you will get rich, and people will be happy.
Cao Chun Man Ting Tuxiu
Flowers are everywhere, and the fragrance is overflowing.
Go up the mountain to show water in winter.
Spring brings birds and flowers.
Last night, the spring breeze came to the house
At present, the willows are half hanging down the embankment.
Everything to Su Gaotian East.
Put the flour flowers back in the spring soil.
With morning dew flowers and a thousand hairs
The warbler felt the spring breeze.
Chimonanthus praecox sends out fragrance to welcome the red sun.
In the spring breeze, the green willows spread their branches and danced.
Poor, ambitious feat
Learn not to be complacent and seek innovation.
Days have increased, but years have not increased life expectancy.
Spring is full of human happiness.
Spring comes back to the earth.
Ri nuan Shen Zhou Wan Murong
The rising sun melted and opened his eyes.
Spring breeze sends songbirds to their throats.
Outside the building, pigeons in the spring sound beg for rain.
The day before the trial, the butterfly became warm and the wind turned over.
Fan Yan meets Yu Hong.
The warbler throws a golden shuttle to break the smoke.
Sunlight green suddenly adds weeping willow color.
When spring flows, the flowers are overflowing.
The spring scenery in front of the steps is so strong.
The scenery outside is green.
The rain dyed apricot flowers red.
The dried willow blue fluttered for the first time.
Peach blossom already hates Sanbo.
Yushu includes Wan Lifeng.
The rain on the blue shore collected Claudia's leaves
The blue sky is warm and fragrant.
Peach blossoms are everywhere in send warm.
Spring comes back every year.
Flowers bloom in spring.
Yinglin reports good news.
Relieve the interest of orioles and send rhymes diligently.
Informed willow gradually drags silk
The new year is not old.
Many flowers add luster to the water.
The east wind blows Qian Shan green.
Spring rain brings new life to all things.
Wan follows the spring.
Flowers blossom in a riot of colour.
The wind blows willow green.
The rain cries and the peach blossoms bloom.
Caifangshu Grassland in Ada
Peach cheeks faint in the blue sky.
It's snowy in winter, and a thousand miles of light is white.
Flowers bloom in spring.
The rosy clouds greet the rising sun.
Ten thousand wisps of golden spring smoke
Happy are those who are promoted by fate.
Qi Dang and Shu Bird know spring.
When will plum blossom brighten up?
A few birdsongs help to sing.
Like snow touched by ink.
Let Ruyan Liu move freely.
The bead tree is self-winding.
Pens bloom in spring.
Nine days, sun, moon and new luck.
Wan Li is happy and peaceful.
Feng Jiale in Renshounian
Guotai Min 'an is everywhere in spring.
Every country is stable and everything is fine.
At that time, everything will be new.
I like to see three spring flowers and thousands of trees.
Laugh and drink a glass of harvest wine.
It is spring all over the country.
Qianshan Mountain is full of water and Zhao Hui.
Bu gu Ming chun ren Wu Qin fu
Swiss dance is colorful, the country is rich and the people are prosperous.
Firecrackers have been set off for two or three years.
Plum blossom is spring on earth at four or five o'clock.
Winter has passed, and poetry is still there.
Painting begins in spring.
Spring has come to the peach tree.
In front of Ying Ge Lvliu Building
Six kinds of livestock are thriving ―― a prosperous rural life.
A bumper harvest of grain
Renqin Sanchongchun
Fertile land and abundant grain.
The earth is spring.
Meteorology of new countryside
The breeze blows the green willows.
Shi Yu run chun Miao
Working families are always in spring.
Hard-working people celebrate enough.
Spring is everywhere in the mountains and villages.
Yuan chun Xi Lin farmhouse
Beautiful scenery and beautiful scenery.
There are many happy events in life.
Raise six animals diligently and prosper.
Accumulate more fat and have a good harvest.
Afforestation goes straight to Chung Shan Man.
Damming blocks thousands of waves.
There are many swift horses by the trough.
There is always ten thousand stones of grain in the warehouse.
Trees are shady, but mountains are not green.
The ditches are reticulate and the water is clear.
In the corner of the house, melons are yellow and vegetables are green.
Duck, goose and fat by the pool
Autonomy opens the way to prosperity.
Responsibility system builds a bridge of happiness
Build canals and climb mountains, and fly thousands of miles.
Diversion up the mountain, the Milky Way is set for nine days.
Door-to-door green goats play with carpets without a group.
The window contains green water, and ducks and geese play silver waves