Every time I buy Flammulina velutipes, I will save it for the next day, because I can grow a little in one night. Give it a try!

2. Man: "Do you have a boyfriend?"

Woman: "No."

Man: "Really not? Then I will be your boyfriend, and I will definitely love you. "

Woman: "No, I have a husband."

More than once, I heard that a woman is always missing a dress in her wardrobe. Indeed, many girls are like this, but I always think this statement is a prejudice and a misunderstanding of most girls. People who really understand should know that there is more than one dress in their closet.

4. Me: "Doctor, I don't know what happened recently. I always throw up when I eat, and I throw up when I eat. "

Doctor: "What did you eat?"

Me: "melon seeds"

Doctor: "Just eat the skin!" "

5. The company had a meeting and met a very difficult question. The big boss asked me if I could do it.

I said I would try.

The boss raised his hand and pointed to the window on the 20th floor. I saw a bird struggling to soar. I said I understood. You mean the birds are still struggling at high altitude in such cold weather. Why don't I work hard?

The boss said no, I mean, if you can't handle it, you can jump from here. . .

6. Today, my wife and I went to a jewelry store. My wife took a fancy to a thousand diamond rings. I don't want to buy them. I opened my mouth and said, "Is there any attribute added to this expensive ring?" Is it an attack or intelligence? "

The clerk looked at my wife and said, "I don't know what attributes to add." Anyway, if you don't buy it today, your wife's anger value can be made up. Do you believe it? "

Me. . .