A: I love cold and hot. I don't know if it will rain on cloudy days. Today, I will tell you a story about a Liangshan hero who came to walk the streets for a day. say .....
B: Stop. What are you doing here?
A: Tell a story.
B: so to speak! Never burn out!
A: I don't want a fire either.
B: If you don't want to get angry, you should learn to play the field and make your voice louder than your waist! If you want to fire me, I'll pack it for free.
A: Hey, my mouth is watering, and a fried chicken leg jumped out-I dare not think of beautiful things.
I have a new idea. Insert some advertisements when you tell a story.
A: Stop it. Do you know that the audience has four major dislikes?
B: What are the four biggest worries?
A: The stalls are on the sidewalk, and the karaoke bars are full of screams at night. Crosstalk doesn't make you laugh, TV dramas are full of advertisements!
B: They didn't insert it cleverly. If I put an advertisement in your storytelling, you will become famous overnight. Tomorrow morning, you will be as famous as a star.
Answer: Synchronize with Dawan.
B: The stars are dazzling. Steal people's eyes and ears
A: Don't be rude.
B: I dare not say that you are a girl's idol.
A: I will also become the vomit of middle-aged and elderly people.
B: What! You also said that you were fighting tigers with martial arts. I stood behind you, and you stopped when I patted you. The first beat continues.
A: ok, just do it once!
A: Words.
B: (clap your hands)
I haven't opened the book yet. Just put an advertisement!
B: Can you be angry without advertisements? -hey! Don't go away after the advertisement, whose storytelling is the best, please see the super handsome talent! (patting nails)
A: Speaking of Wu Erlang, when he came to yanggu county scenery that day, he saw a pub with five big characters written on it.
B: (A) Northland nightclub, with excellent facilities and first-class service. You enjoy glitz and dancing. Welcome to Northland Nightclub! (patting nails)
Where did I say?
B: Five big characters.
Yes, the flag says five-Northland Nightclubs.
B: Ah! This Song Wu is still everywhere!
A: It's three bowls!
B: That's right.
Song Wu walked into the store and shouted. Is there anything delicious in the shop that can fill my stomach? Guest, this is the best beef in our restaurant. Please taste it.
B: (Shoot a) Choose beef, pepper and ingredients. Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (patting nails)
This Song Wu is joking with Xiangpo.
Ah! This Song Wu also knows Xiangpo!
While eating beef, Song Wu said, Boss, bring the wine! Xiao er hurriedly brought wine, and the room was full of fragrance. Song Wu knocked on the wine bowl.
B: (Pat A) China people drink XO(Pat A) from China.
Song Wu drank bowl after bowl.
B: (patting his nails) Drink Guiyuan Shenbao. He is kind to me. (patting nails)
Elaine has already done eighteen bowls. Song Wu's face is slightly red.
B: (patting A) What's the matter, man? Cook it.
A: Nothing. I have a cold and a fever.
I have a knack for colds and fever. Let's be on the hour. (patting nails)
This song Wu! (A is knocked down by B) Are you hitting Song Wu's tiger or me!
B: Hey! It's impossible without advertisements. How should I package you?
I know what you mean, but it's art. On behalf of my family, I ask you to ask Song Wu to kill the tiger first!
B: Well, there were no advertisements before the tiger fight!
A: OK, Song Wu raised his post and went straight to Jingyanggang. After walking about four or five miles, Song Wu felt unwell.
B: (Pat A) I always feel sick for a few days every month.
You are such a mess. Wasn't there an advertisement before the tiger fight?
B: Ouch! Forgot!
A: There is a big bluestone not far ahead. Song Wu fell asleep when he passed by, and suddenly a strong wind blew into his ear. A gorgeous tiger appeared in the Woods. The head of this tiger has a copper eye. Open your mouth and show your teeth, Kouga. Good teeth, hey, good appetite, great figure and good taste. ............
What's the matter with you?
I fell into a ditch.
A: Song Wu grabbed the skin of the tiger and hit it with his fist. Tiger! Go to die and live. Come on, come on, come on
B: (Clap your hands A) I'll let you talk, let you talk. I can't tell you anything, but I know Rongchang Kangtai, which treats hemorrhoids by sticking navel, and specializes in treating mixed hemorrhoids of internal hemorrhoids and external hemorrhoids. It is a good blessing to have it!
Cross talk script of college life-making fun of "more" and "less" in college A and B: (up and down) Good evening, everyone! I wish you all happiness, happiness, money and good luck in the new year. B: I also wish everyone in the new year: less worry, less depression, less illness, and more and more subjects fail-less! In the new year, we should talk more ... B: I think it's better to talk less and do more. No matter how much you say, it's much less than what I say. Are you talking about tongue twisters? ! How's this? Let's make a comparison here, focusing on college life. How about I talk more and you talk less and see who has nothing to say first? Cut the crap and get started. The more people fall in love in college. ...