The audience's expression of love for several young actors also has distinct characteristics of the times. After the performance of "The Restoration of Skynet" last year, many young viewers said in the Weibo that Chang Yuan and Wang Ning were "a couple, together" and collected their "lovers' shirts" and "lovers' movements" for "evidence collection".
The essay "Big Cities and Small Things" now pays attention to posting small advertisements for new occupations. This year, the Twist FunAge team has two sketches on stage, and "Big Cities and Small Things" is one of them. The sketch began with posting small advertisements, and the two of them posted small advertisements indiscriminately. When they decided to wash their hands of it, they didn't put the train tickets they had bought as small advertisements in a family's room. In order to get their tickets back, the three of them staged a series of funny and ironic misunderstandings. In the essay "Big Cities and Small Things", the roles played by Wang Ning, Chang Yuan and Allen have never appeared on the stage of the Spring Festival Evening before. However, some netizens spit out that the program is too fake, and even pointed out that the actor in the sketch is "too old, I really can't stand it."
"Big Cities and Small Things" 20 13 Spring Festival Evening Sketch Lines Full Edition
Wang Ning: (smiling) Brother, are you looking at the house? 70 years of property rights, preferential promotion! Buy one bottle, get one free, soda! (distributing leaflets)
Allen: (smiling) Handsome guy! Look at this! 200 square meters villa! Buy one set and get one free, pancakes! (distributing leaflets)
Wang Ning: Boss, are you looking at the house? The yard by the sea! There is a sea in the quadrangle! (distributing leaflets)
Allen: Big Brother! Big bungalow in the middle of the lake, big bungalow in the middle of the lake ... (interrupted by Wang)
Wang Ning: Don't send it blindly! Didn't I teach you? You have to see what people need, and then you send it!
Allen: Oh ~ ~ (handing out leaflets) specializes in treating all kinds of intractable diseases!
Wang Ning: You still don't understand! (Handing out leaflets and whispering) Massage, health care and emotional escort!
Allen: Brother! Brother! I don't wanna do it! It's very kind of you to bring me to Beijing to engage in media. How did this become a small advertisement?
Wang Ning: Didn't I explain it to you? (Showing leaflets) What is this? (AI: Flyer) (Throw away the flyer) Where is it? (Ai: No) Send (single) media (No)!
Allen: Are Communication Universities all in our line of work?
Wang Ning: Are you stupid? People's Communication University trains people to send small advertisements? People design small advertisements!
Allen: Brother! How many pairs of eyes do you think we can have in a small advertisement a day? I don't wanna do it! I want to go home!
Wang Ning: I don't want to do it for a long time! (takes out the train ticket) Look!
Allen: (All smiles) Hard seat from Beijing to Harbin! Brother, did you buy a ticket?
Wang Ning: I waited three nights to get two hard seats! I see, ah!
Allen: Don't worry, brother! (patting the pocket)
Wang Ning: Tomorrow we will go home by train for the Spring Festival!
Allen: Brother, what are you waiting for tomorrow? Let's go!
Wang Ning: Wait a minute! Do you remember the report two days ago that we painted the wall for three days? (referring to Chang Yuan's family) This family did it!
Allen: Why do you think he acts like a mother?
Wang Ning: Anyway, I won't put up small advertisements when I come back for the New Year! I stopped posting for a few days, so I stuffed all these small advertisements under his door!
Allen: Hehehe, OK, brother! Hehe ~ Go ahead ... (suddenly stops to find the camera) Brother, the camera!
Wang Ning: Camouflage! (Wang Ning Allen disguised himself)
(Chang Yuan takes the stage)
Chang Yuan: (on the phone) Hello! Property! Let me tell you something! The parking spaces in this community make your design unreasonable! The parking space is so curtilage, the car is parked so close to the car that the door can't be opened! How inconvenient ... fortunately, I don't have a car! Also, you should correct the problems I raised with your property in time! I also want to improve the quality of our whole community! The quality of your community can't go up, and the owners are uncomfortable living here. Fortunately, I don't live in your neighborhood! Come on, you have a good reflection, ah!
(hangs up the phone, picks up the phone and calls) Model company! Why haven't the two models I want come yet? What time is it now? Come and see for yourself. What time is it now? (Put the mobile phone in front of the watch) I tell you, the model I want this time must be tall and handsome, just like me, handsome and manly! Ah!
(Chang Yuan leaves, Wang Ning and Allen run to the door)
Wang Ning: Come on, this one!
Allen: Post it!
Wang Ning: Let's plug all the keyhole of the cat's eye for him!
Allen: Brother, let's put all the small advertisements under his door!
Wang Ning: Good idea! (Both of them are busy memorizing) I have passed CET-4 and CET-6!
Allen: Chinese New Year nanny housekeeping service!
Wang Ning: Nine Skills of Mahjong Poker!
Allen: Pipeline dredge home appliance repair!
Wang Ning: Recover Cordyceps sinensis at a high price!
Allen: Hard seat from Beijing to Harbin! Hahaha! Dude, I quit. Let's go! (Wang speechless)
Wang Ning: Shall we go back to Harbin? (Allen fumbles for the ticket, but can't find it, ready to rush into the room) What are you doing?
Allen: I want a ticket!
Wang Ning: You knocked at the door and someone answered it. What did you say? Did you just say you advertised?
Allen: I didn't say I was a small advertisement, I said I was from Communication University!
Wang Ning: OK, you said you were from Communication University. Just knock on the door. Hey, (open the door) people will ask you (AI: Hey, hey! ), people will ask you: What are you doing in our home at Communication University? What are you doing? Allen: Brother! Brother! Brother! (of a room) (Wang Ning was startled when he saw the dummy in the room and fell to the ground) Hey, what the hell am I going to do? You pushed me into the house?
Allen: (Pointing at the dummy and whispering) Dude, dummy!
(Chang Yuan takes the stage)
Chang Yuan: (on the phone) Can your modeling company rely on some points? Huh? When these two models first met me, it was so late (Allen and Wang Ning were still pretending)! Forget it, don't explain, I don't want to hear you explain! (Leaning on Wang Ning's shoulder) That's it. Goodbye! (hangs up) Oh, my God! (Wang Ning moved, Chang Yuan got a fright, then saw Allen, and got a fright) Scary (cloudy) (stunned).
Wang Ning: You look scared. Help! (Allen wants to do artificial respiration)
Allen: (inhaling)
Chang Yuan: Shut up! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (gets up) How did you get in?
Wang Ning: The door was unlocked, so we came in!
Chang Yuan: Can't you knock if you don't lock the door? Is your company as rude as you?
Allen: Politeness can't do our job!
Wang Ning: People in our line of work have a thick skin! (covering his face)
Chang Yuan: Thick-skinned, hehe. Come on, get your hands off me. Let me see how cheeky you can be.
Wang Ning: Cover your face and don't let him see it!
Allen: Hmm!
Chang Yuan: Get your hands off me and let me see your image!
Allen: Brother, one should do everything. (Loudly) Look at me if you want! ! !
Wang Ning: Look at mine, not my brother's!
Chang Yuan: Oh ~ ~ ~ My God! Sell Gaden (my god)! You have all grown up like this. How dare you compare each other? Is there a bottom line for your company's requirements for models?
Allen: Models.
Wang Ning: Oh ~ ~ Yes! We are models! (Put earmuffs on your head)
Allen: Ah ~ ~ Yes! We are the bottom line. (Take the ball out of the hat and shake it)
Chang Yuan: I didn't mean to insult you! I made it clear to your company that the model I want is handsome, chic, tall, powerful and handsome. But your image cleverly avoids these adjectives! Look at yourselves, you look like you're joking! ! ! How tall are you two?
Wang Ning: I'm one meter eight.
Allen: I'm 1.81 meters.
Chang Yuan: You two are only one centimeter apart? (Wang Ning) Do you have one meter eight?
Wang Ning: I am ~ ~ ~ one meter.
Chang Yuan: I can't stand it. I want to call your company and change people! ! ! !
Allen: (anxiously) Hey, brother, if he changes, won't we let the cat out of the bag?
Wang Ning: Brother ... You are so handsome without introducing me. Can you leave us alive without your handsome? ! !
Allen: Yes!
Chang Yuan: Sit down! ..... Don't give me a top hat, I won't buy it! (Cover your mouth) Heh ~ Heh ~ Heh ~ Although your image is not on the right track, at least your aesthetics are not derailed! Let's try on the clothes! Heh ~ heh ~ heh ~ heh ~ heh ~
Allen: Dude, what model are we pretending to be? Let's hurry (quietly).
Wang Ning: How can I find a train ticket without being a model? Find the train ticket quickly (quietly)
Chang Yuan: (looking for clothes) Have you ever made an advertisement?
Allen: Yes, we shoot advertisements (in the manner of "shooting" small advertisements on the wall). I can take more than 500 pictures a day. My brother is very good, he can shoot more than 1000 a day!
Chang yuan: yo ~ there are so many shots.
Allen: How much you can shoot depends mainly on whether the wall is flat or not.
Chang Yuan: Ping?
Wang Ning: (Pushing Allen aside) Ah ~ ~ We took a print advertisement!
Chang Yuan: Oh ~ ~ ~ Put it on (pass the clothes to the brothers). Do you have any news? Preferably video material!
Wang Ning: There should be video ~ ~ ~ community monitoring!
Chang Yuan: Nothing. How can I understand you? (They put on their clothes) Ok, let me see you! Let's go Wow! (They walk bit by bit with one leg gently) Alas! Did your legs just grow out? Get up! ! ! (Allen trips over his leg)
Allen: Ouch! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (Wang Ning tripped, too)
Chang Yuan: My God, selling Gaden (my God)! ! ! I've been designing clothes for so many years, and it's the first time I've seen a model who can leggings! And it's a dead button! You have no experience at all! Come here, everybody! Imagine: you are a security guard now, patrolling because you are wearing my new security uniform. Come on, patrol! (Allen sneaks away ~) You are a security guard, not a thief! Be confident! (Allen swaggering) Yes, little security guard! (Allen squats down and swaggers) It's a small security guard, not a short security guard! Well, you were on patrol and found a poster. You must subdue him. (Allen clings to Wang Ning and tries to fall him) OK! Come here, little guy!
Allen: All right, brother? Wang Ning tried to kick Allen, but missed and fell down. )
Chang Yuan: Imagine that you are a patrolling security guard. You are looking for a horse (Wang Ning is holding the outline of the horse with his hand) and suddenly the horse fainted. You have to give the horse mouth-to-mouth breathing (Wang Ning: hoo-hoo-hoo ...). When the horse wakes up, you get on the horse and gallop. (Wang Ning gets on the horse. ) At this time, this is the place. Come, come. (Wang Ning kicks Chang Yuan's waist) Oh, I ... I can see that you are not inexperienced, but simple-minded! Sorry, I have to change people! ! ! ! (making a phone call)
Wang Ning: Brother, look at you. You are so handsome. Handsome is not a villain!
Allen: Let's go, brother. Ignore this handsome guy!
Chang Yuan: Please stay! Why can't I part with you? (covering your mouth) Heh ~ Heh ~ Heh ~ It's your frankness that touched me again! Come on, I'll give you a rhythm. Follow the rhythm! Preparation: Ah, a bowl of Nantunan Srinafo, buy it! (one, two, three, four), go! ) Don't you understand English? Let me translate it for you, that is: one, two, three, four, stroll! (They start to walk forward) Yes, swing your arms! Turn around. Ok, stay calm! Well, it's getting better and better. You are very handsome. Take out your usual enthusiasm for "shooting" advertisements (Allen: "shooting" advertisements), follow the music, and get ready to go shopping!
(They began to imitate the action of "shooting" small advertisements ...) Well, posing is very handsome. Do you see it? (Wang Ning puts a piece of paper on Chang Yuan's clothes) Huh? (Wang Ning posted two more) No (Allen and Wang Ning posted several small advertisements on Chang Yuan's face) Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
Allen: Brother, that's great! ! (high-five)
Chang Yuan: I said, why do you look so familiar? You two put up little ads. I want to report you!
Wang Ning: Hey, hey, hey, brother, don't report us ...% RMB # * &；; ……
Allen and Wang Ning: Handsome guy, handsome guy. ...
Chang Yuan: Oh, no! (Dial the phone) Property, I am a handsome guy on the sixth floor! Yes, I want to report it, ah ...
Wang Ning: What makes you report us? What happened to our poster? You can't earn much money after a hard year, and you are always reported. It's not enough to pay a fine and earn some money! I just want to put up some small advertisements under your door and put the train tickets in. It's really a small matter. What about you?
Allen: (crying) Brother ~ I want to go home ~ Ah ~ Ah ~ Ah ~ Ah ~ (Wang Ning hugs Allen and puts it on his shoulder to cry).
Chang Yuan: Going home? When you get home, you see all the small advertisements posted in the house and yard. Are you still willing to go back? You think putting up small advertisements is a trivial matter, but it is actually a major event for the whole city. When you come to this city, this is our home, and you are in charge here. How can you be your family? Whether you come from the city or the countryside, we are all family. Let me ask you: Did you two leave this train ticket? I was strong enough to leave my back room. Go home for the New Year with a ticket. Don't post small advertisements when you come back next year. If you respect me, follow me! (patting his chest) Ahem! (Allen) Your head is perfect for modeling!
Wang Ning: What about me?
Chang Yuan: With a little training, you can definitely do a lot of children's wear work! Let's go!
Wang Ning: Haha, thank you, big brother! (Two men take out a knife and a pair of scissors from the table) Big Brother!
Chang Yuan: (urgent) What do you mean endless? Do we have to fight it out today? Come on, you two, come here, I'll measure you both to death!
Wang Ning: Brother, didn't you say this is our same home? Let's clean up the house first and then go back for the New Year!
Chang Yuan: Heh ~ heh ~ heh ~ heh ~