"Duan Zishou"-Bubu
Bubu is a tour guide in Kunming and arranged for us to visit Kunming and Dali. Bubu is very beautiful. She wears delicate makeup every day, dresses appropriately and always carries a small umbrella. Her deliberate introduction and outpouring of pride and pride show her high-end atmosphere. From seeing her for the first time to disappearing in a hurry, every guide's explanation on the bus, one after another, kept throwing away the burden, which made us fools who had just entered the state excited, excited and feverish.
She said that she was a college student, graduated from the Department of Tourism Management of Yunnan University, and was in the same school as the famous Ma Jiajue who killed four people in a row, almost in the same session, but in different departments. She said that Ma Jiajue's murder was appalling, but he was too poor to drink soup, and at the same time he was insulted too much, such as swearing, washing smelly socks and writing a letter to a girl, but the girl tore up the love letter in public and threw it in his face, so he was finally crushed to death by the last straw and cut four people with an axe. I don't know what she meant by telling us such a bloody story. I don't know whether she sympathizes with Ma Jiajue, condemns those alumni who insult others' personality at will, or agrees with Ma Jiajue's behavior. In a word, it's a bit strange, but there is no denying that everyone is listening with bated breath. She changed the subject and said, "The fifth classmate put down his axe when he entered the dormitory. A criminal psychologist asked him why he let this classmate go, and he said that this classmate had bought food to make him full. " Then, she earnestly encouraged us that a trivial good deed can save our own lives, so we should do more good deeds when traveling! Then, she began to talk about poverty in Yunnan, saying that even if we travel and buy a bottle of mineral water, it will also contribute to mobilizing Yunnan's economic development and send welfare to poor border people, so she thanked us for coming and would try her best to do a good job. Hearing this passage for the first time quickly ignited the vanity in our hearts.
Bubu introduced himself as a tour guide for nine years and is a leader in the industry. Then I began to explain the hardships of being a tour guide, no holidays, no time to accompany my two-year-old daughter and so on. She was very indignant at the news that netizens speculated that Yunnan tour guides were of poor quality and beat people. She didn't shop at all for a one-yuan tour in Yunnan, and she also condemned the two teachers in Inner Mongolia who took the tour guide to court, expressing disdain. Then she told the story of a tourist whose wallet was lost in the personal team she had just sent away. She dialed 1 10 and she accompanied her to the police station. As a result, another tourist in the same team was found to have stolen his wallet through the driving recorder. Then she told the story of several local people who found their mobile phones and returned them to tourists in time, saying that the local people were particularly simple and straightforward. But tourists come from all over the country, and no one knows who is what kind of person. We were silent, thinking that we were not penniless people, but tour groups that bought their own air tickets, paid a lot of money and booked relevant contracts with local travel agencies. At the same time, we are also glad that almost all the good colleagues in the same unit have come out this time. They are all friends who know the root of the matter, and there are no strangers. One meaningful story after another seems so real and coincidental. All this was met by this thoughtful Bubu and told to us tourists. Subtle, what a superb educational art!
In the next two days, Bubu said that he would adjust the itinerary appropriately and arrange us according to the time node in the contract. Sure enough, the scenic spots are so compact and hurried every day, which seems to be racing against time, which makes us feel quite dissatisfied. When we asked her where to go next, she looked mysterious: "Keep it a secret!"
No wonder the fourth naive is her highlight. A national cultural exchange center in Yunnan is actually a big shopping mall selling jadeite. On the bus, she started telling jokes again. When she was a little girl, she just started working. She met several "big brothers" who came to travel across the border and brought tens of thousands of high-grade stainless steel suitcases from Kunming. She went to Myanmar to attend the jade rough stone fair, took her there, gambled on a few rough stones, and finally solved a high-grade purple jade, the price rose sharply, and then sold her a jade necklace of more than 10 thousand. When she took the group to Hong Kong, the jeweler saw her necklace. The story is full of twists and turns, and in her vivid narration, we seem to be there, and our mood fluctuates accordingly. Listen, I feel familiar. It seems that the clip I saw in an online novel is "Golden Pupil" or something. I thought and thought. In short, I don't know whether the novel originated from life or whether life reproduces the novel.
Then she basked in happiness generously. On her mother's birthday, filial brothers and sisters gave a banquet and bought 20,000 to 30,000 jade bracelets. What father bought jade Buddha and jade Guanyin for his brothers and sisters in his early years? At that time, he only got a month's salary, and now it is worth tens of thousands. What husband bought her tens of thousands of bags and was scolded by her? Might as well buy her jade! I silently calculated an account for her. Wow, this one is rich and beautiful, and his family assets are at least millions. According to her, she also opened a clothing store! It is really Matthew effect to follow us like this. Rich people have more money. Those of us who take money to die, with a little time and a little subsidy, make waves. Is it not poorer?
Of course, I also sold the unique jade culture in China. For example, the Chinese character is a big box with a jade character on it (in fact, she forgot that traditional Chinese characters are not written like this at all), the country's imperial seal, and jade idioms and so on. In short, everyone was dumbfounded and occasionally echoed, and Bubu praised it. Finally, back to the theme-buying jade. She told another joke, saying that she had a dream at night, in which everyone borrowed a needle and thread from her to sew a wallet, and she woke up scared. Then she said sincerely that it was closely related to her performance. I hope everyone will cooperate with his work and don't let her shave her head, so that it will be "really beautiful." If everyone wants her to change her name, let her change it to "full house" What do you mean? Is the tourists in the group, buy them all. When we got off the bus, she repeatedly greeted everyone: "Please support my work!" ! Thank you! "The expression of expectation, sincerity and uneasiness really filled us with the feeling of being unable to get along. It seems that we didn't buy anything, and we are really sorry for her. Really, it is in this mood that I bought a jade for my girl, 660 yuan. This is the cheapest price in the whole jade shopping mall. In fact, for me, jade is the real luxury! On the one hand, I know that in recent years, with the scarcity of jadeite original stone, there are fewer and fewer jadeites with collection value. Without a certain price, there is no room for appreciation, which is beyond my capacity. The jade ornaments on the market are made of scraps at most, so it is impossible for us to meet any genuine products. On the other hand, I'm really not interested in jade. In this way, I bought something I didn't like for the sake of the guide's face. Whether this is a superb means or an unstable position, the reason cannot be investigated.
Out of the mall, I saw Bubu's face full of excitement, and his smile almost overflowed. I joked, "Bubu, can you change your name to full house!" " "She smiled and said," well, I'm not the last one, nor the first one, but you bought more than 80,000 yuan. Although the first one bought more than 300,000 yuan, I'm still very happy. "Because only two or three people in their team bought it, one of them bought nearly 200,000, and you almost bought it!" Oh, what a bunch of idiots! ! !
Next, we bought silver ornaments. Of course, she introduced us to the silver chopsticks she carried with her before, so I won't go into details. Because she has been shopping in the mall for a long time, it is very late to have dinner. Even so, she tried to be a driver. We should thank her. Her son sold us flower cakes in the name of a flower cake shop, saying that they could be mailed together. This is small money. Of course, we order one by one.
It was late at dinner, and she left in a hurry with her suitcase before we finished eating! Why? Please look at the impression of the tour guide below.