Brainstorm: The most expensive clothes in the world?
Answer: The shroud exchanged for death is of course the most expensive.
Brainstorming:
1. When a blind man was about to walk to the edge of the cliff, he suddenly turned and walked back. Why? Answer: Because he is blind in only one eye.
2. How to buy eggs so as not to buy eggs that have been hatched by chickens? Answer: Buy duck eggs.
3. When can people live? Answer: Of course, when you die.
4. Which family has the largest population? Answer: country
Xiaoming's father has only been an official once, and only for a few days. But because he became an official that time, he had to pay for it every day. What kind of official is he? A: The groom's official
6. Interesting brain teasers and answers
7. Why are there stars in the sky? Answer: It proves Einstein's theory of relativity that there are stars in the sky and orangutans underground.
8. Why did he find a wallet in the street but didn't turn it in? Answer: Because the wallet is his own.
9. Director Li sang loudly when he brushed his teeth in the morning. How did he do it? Answer: He brushed his false teeth.
10. What are you most afraid of when you barbecue? Answer: The meat is cooked with you.
1 1. Which company has more employees than the average company? Answer: Dalian
12. Why did a junior high school girl faint in the legendary haunted toilet? Answer: he forgot that the toilet door was pulled, and he passed out after pushing it for a long time.
13. People landed safely, but only one person died unfortunately. Why? Answer: Because of that? stutter
14. The tortoise and the rabbit have run away again. This time, the rabbit was not lazy and playful, but this time, the rabbit still lost. Why? Answer: The tortoise sets its destination in the sea.
15. What will happen when Kirin flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream
16. I lost my ID card. What should I do? Answer: Pick it up.
17. Tom was blamed for spilling ink on the carpet, but he felt wronged. Why? Answer: He thinks ink is not expensive.
18. Why did Xiao Wang write a word, and everyone said he wrote a typo? Answer: Because he wrote one himself? Wrong? word
19. What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Answer: Step on the other foot.
20. The store marked two-barrel guns with a range of 160m. Why is the actual range only 80m? Answer: Don't the double rings add up just right?
2 1. Dad asked Xiaoming, what is covered with beautiful feathers and wakes you up every morning? Xiao Ming guessed right, but it wasn't a chicken. What is this? Answer: It's a feather duster.
Brainstorming 2:
1."1155665", guess seven words. Answer: twinkling stars. (symbol)
You have a bow and an arrow in your hand. When you see two werewolves at night, which one will you shoot first? Answer: the moon
The vampire caught a man and didn't eat him immediately. What do vampires want? Answer: Look at that person's blood type first.
4. What is more annoying than crows? Answer: crow's mouth
5. Small 100 m 10 sec, small 1 1 sec. Why did Xiao Li win the gold medal in the end? Answer: Xiao Zhang didn't play.
6. What should I do if I drop something? Answer: It doesn't matter, there are still four blank mahjong.
7. Why did dinosaurs become extinct? A: At that time, there was no animal protection association.
8. Colleagues are drinking and chatting in Xiaozhangjia. After three rounds of drinking, why does everyone know that Xiao Zhang is drunk? Answer: Because Xiao Zhang is putting on his shoes and is going home.
9. What is123? Answer: It is a number.
10. An old woman is reading a newspaper. A mosquito tried to bite her. The old woman's hands and feet did not move. Why did the mosquito suddenly die? Answer: Because he was pinched by his grandmother's wrinkles.
1 1. What do Mr. Lin and Mrs. Lin do when they sleep every day? Answer: Close your eyes.
12. Why did Mulan, who had been in the army for 18 years, surprise her former robes when she changed into women's clothes? Answer: Because they think Mulan is more suitable for men's wear.
13. A pair of shoes 16 yuan. How much is a shoe? Answer: No.
14. Xiao Chen is recognized as a poor man, but he can spend a lot of money every day. Why? Answer: Xiao Chen is a bank teller.
15. What is the relationship between Fangfang and Fang Fangfang? Answer: One is the square of a square and the other is the cube of a square.
16. A passenger plane flying at high altitude was sailing when Xiao Wang suddenly opened the hatch and rushed out. Why didn't he fall to death? Answer: He rushed into the toilet.
17. The toilet hangs an alarm clock. Guess an idiom? Answer: the beginning and the end.
18. My aunt gave Xiaohua a kitten. The kitten didn't die or run, and the little flower didn't give away. Why didn't my aunt come to Xiaohua's house three months later and see the kitten? Answer: It has grown into a big cat.
19. Popeye ate a can of spinach, why didn't he become a Hercules? Answer: He holds baby food.
20. Why does the captain let the tall man stand in front and the short man stand behind when training new recruits? Answer: The captain was a fruit stand before he joined the army.
2 1. Why does a person's ass come in the back? Answer: Farting can smell less.
Brainstorming 3:
1. What was the first sentence of an American landing on the moon? Answer: American dialect
2. How can I find the lost thumbtack immediately? Answer: Walk barefoot.
3. Why do people say: What is the fairest thing in the world? Conscience answer: Have you ever said that some people say they have no conscience?
There is air in the balloon, so what's in the lifebuoy? Answer: people who can't swim
5. Do cows bark when they are young? Leg? What should rabbits and turtles be called when they were young? Answer: Son of a bitch.
6. It is said that a while ago? e .t？ After leaving the earth, there are only 24 English letters left, but the latest news is 15 words. Why? Answer: Because the UFO flew away, WC stinked and AIDS was hospitalized.
7. The hammer won't break the bowl. Why? Answer: The bowl is broken.
8. When does a person have the best memory? Answer: When others owe themselves money.
When Tom wrote a letter, the addresses of the receiver and the sender were reversed, and the letter was sent home, but he sent it to the receiver without spending half a penny. Why? Answer: He wrote that there was no such person and put it in the mailbox.
10. Pig Bajie is stupid, so how did his son die? Answer: Of course, it is also stupid.
1 1. A certain order is written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? Answer: The grade said, don't read this article.