Wukong (whoosh, holding a long stick and hanging a telescope around his neck) Master, what can I do for you?
Tang Priest: Go and see if there are any beautiful women ahead.
Wukong: (Yes, I made a gift by hand. He raised his telescope, shook his head and looked around. -master, the mountains ahead are high and the clouds are light, which may be-
Tang Priest: There are goblins.
Wukong: It's going to rain.
Tang Priest: (vomiting) Call Lao Sha and see which corner you see.
Wukong: Lao Sha, Lao Sha, the master is calling you, Lao Sha ... (shouts from big to small, and finally there is no sound or response with your mouth open).
Tang Priest: (yelling angrily) Is Lao Sha coming out to deduct the bonus?
Friar Sand: (bearded, small and dark, carrying a burden and panting) What can I do for you, Master? I'll cook at once.
Tang Priest: You will know how to eat after eating. Look at you. You're not worthless.
Friar Sand: Master, I didn't eat. Dude, he ate it secretly last night.
Tang Priest: Bring the map quickly. See which boundary you see.
Friar Sand: (rummaging through the closet, taking out the map and unfolding it)
Friar Sand and Wukong: Look around the terrain and compare it with the map.
Friar Sand: Master, I feel like I'm in North America.
Wukong: No, Master should belong to Nanyang.
"North America" and "Nanyang" are arguing endlessly.
Tang Priest: (reprimanded) Stop arguing. Look at your virtue. You have no literacy at all. You don't know how to be modest.
Wukong: (to the sand) You old hillbilly.
Tang Priest: (to Wukong) You have the cheek to say that your diploma is forged, the Monkey King, and you lie everywhere. After the incident, you were sentenced to 500 years in prison by heaven. If I hadn't known the person in charge of Wuzhishan prison for many years, would you have come out?
Friar Sand: (to Wukong) You hairy monkey.
Tang Priest: (to Friar Sand) And you, if you hadn't passed by the Liusha River and lent you a broken boat, it would have sunk after crossing the river. I am kind. I sympathize with you and accept you as an apprentice. Can you come today?
Sha and Wu: Master, we were wrong. We won't dare next time.
Tang Priest: Learn more from Bajie in the future. After all, he is a college with a higher diploma-Marshal Tian Peng.
Sha and Wu: Yes.
Tang Priest: Go and ask Wu Neng to come over.
Friar Sand: (to the east) Call my brother.
Wukong: (to the west) Call brother.
Tang Priest: What are you shouting? Who's yelling at who? We are going to invite them.
Wu Sha: Please ...
Tang priest went to see the map.
Bajie: (golden-skinned, with a big stretch, Wu Sha helps him up) Master, you called me.
Tang Priest: Look at the map. Which border are we on?
Bajie: (Looking at the map, he takes out the compass, turns it around and shakes it) Master, the compass is broken.
Tang Priest: Didn't you just buy it-there is no famous brand, "I'll kill you".
Bajie: Master, that's Adidas. This is fake. Otherwise, it only cost a few dollars.
Friar Sand: I told you, good goods are not cheap, and cheap goods are not good.
Tang Priest: Bajie, shut up. Check the information and see where we are now.
Bajie: (Turn on the laptop and type) There are mountains here, and Maolin Xiuzhu Glacier is eroding the cold climate. Oh, no, master, we're going the wrong way. We are in northern Europe now.
Tang Priest: Ah! How many days are there to Tianzhu company now?
Bajie: When we first came out, it was 38,000 Li. It's 108,000 Li now.
Tang Priest: When will it arrive?
Bajie: It used to take three years, but now it takes at least fourteen years.
Tang Priest: Is there a shortcut?
Bajie: Master, there are two choices. If you take the water, you need to get on the boat from St. Petersburg, and there are many pirate reefs along the English Channel, the Gibraltar Strait and the Mande Strait, which is extremely unsafe. If you take the dirt road, you should bypass the Urals, Caucasus, Himalayas and other mountains. There are many wolves, tigers and leopards along the way, which is not safe. ...
Tang Priest: I swore that I would get my foreign debt back within three years. Now I'm a little yellow and ill. I don't know when the moon will shine on me. ...
Bajie: Master, don't be too sad.
Tang Priest: How can I not be sad? After walking in the western regions for many years, my hair has been blown yellow by the wind and rain.
Bajie: (Bajie and Tang Priest walk aside and whisper) Master, the next stop is the daughter country, where there is the mother river of Tiaozi. According to my netizens, the water in that river has the functions of beauty beauty, nourishing the liver and moistening the lungs, which can be said to be an essential nutrient for middle-aged and elderly people.
Tang Priest: Reliable information?
Bajie: (patting his chest) I am an iron netizen, absolutely reliable.
Tang Priest: Do you want to pay?
Bajie: Of course it's still expensive. The master is not as good as it (whispering in his ear).
Tang Priest: Lao Sha, how much water is left in the bag?
Friar Sand: Master, there are two cans.
Tang Priest: OK, there is a flaming mountain ahead. In order to keep the water flowing, you should share it with the monkey. .
Sha: Master, we are not thirsty.
Tang Priest: (changing face) You have to drink if you are not thirsty. That's an order. If you don't carry it out, I will deduct the money. ...
Friar Sand and Wukong: Master, let's drink.
Tang Priest and Bajie: (singing) I miss the mother river in that girl country. It's so clear, so clear, I want to drink it ... (Laughter turns into crying)
Bajie: Master, I have a stomachache.
Tang Priest: Did you eat something unsanitary-ouch, my stomach hurts, too.
Du (surname) ...
Bajie: (opens the notebook) Master, my iron net friend called.
Tang Priest: Say what?
Bajie: Say … Zimu River's water is good for women, but it will be good for men …
Tang Priest: What could it be?
Bajie: It will give birth to life.
Tang Priest: What do you mean?
Bajie: Master, we are pregnant.
Tang Priest: Ah … (fainting on the spot)
Friar Sand and Wukong: Master ...
Tang Priest: (wakes up for a long time) Yes, it's good to be pregnant.
Friar Sand and Wukong: Master, you are crazy.
Tang Priest: I'm fine. I'm sober. My wife and I have been married for 10 years, and she left me no daughter and a half. I'm fine now. In just ten minutes, the wish of 10 was realized.
Bajie: Monkey, I can't stand making emergency calls.
Wukong: (takes out his mobile phone and dials 120)
Answer: The number you dialed is busy. Please dial later. ...
soon ...
Someone: Who is it and what is it?
Wukong: I'm the Monkey King. My master and brother are pregnant. I want to know how to get to your house.
Someone: Nothing. I * * *. Go west to the house number of * * * beep. ...
The gang of four (end)